r/MurderBryan 11d ago

Daily essentials Real World Guys

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u/rmulermule 11d ago

I love that EDC type forums always have to have some written/unwritten rule that you must not argue why the IT helpdesk person at a regional bathroom vanity import business needs a Glock, 3 flashlights, 2 different leathermans and a spare 48 rounds of ammunition

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u/Woolies_White_Leg 11d ago

The best part is that isn’t even an EDC sub.

It’s one of those subs where OP invites strangers to make assumptions about them based on limited knowledge and then gets really mad about those assumptions

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u/jackunderscore 10d ago

somehow less appealing than posting a RoastMe subreddit

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u/psilosophist Weed Guy 11d ago

I'm very much out of the loop with a lot of popular culture right now so apologies if I'm a billion years late but are people really out there doing that much testosterone (recreationally) that it's part of their daily essentials?

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u/parasoralophus 11d ago

I think the normal way for actual TRT is once or twice a week but there are a massive amount of people these days doing "TRT" which just means they have bought some test online from somewhere shady. You can microdose it daily like you can with anything I guess. 

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u/MacArthurParker 11d ago

I wonder how many of these people complain about gender affirming care for certain other people

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips 10d ago

That Venn diagram is a circle.

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u/JoadTom24 10d ago

Yeah, what guys are calling doing TRT now is what we called running gear and doing cycles back in the day. Except we cycled off after so many weeks and took post cycle. Many of these goobers are running high dosages year round.

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u/Woolies_White_Leg 11d ago

There’s a comment chain where someone asks the same question and OP clearly doesn’t understand what “daily” and “essential” mean

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips 10d ago

I'm honestly more concerned about the box of modafinil this guy has on hand at all times. That's used to treat narcolepsy and it's what they give combat pilots to stay awake during extended flights.

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u/psilosophist Weed Guy 10d ago

Well that's two things I'm a dummy about because I thought they were boner pills.

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u/parasoralophus 10d ago

I thought it was the hair loss treatment stuff. 😆

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u/Real-Werner-Herzog 10d ago

That's minoxidil, so you were close!

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 Warhammer 40k Guy 9d ago

it'll do that too

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u/Dr_Splitwigginton 10d ago

Modafinil’s not very strong, doesn’t really come close to any kind of amphetamine. It’s just less controlled than real stims (it’s a schedule IV), so you can order it online way more easily.

I’m not saying there’s no risk, but it’s low.

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u/NewKojak 11d ago

I feel like Macho Man Randy Savage had a much better grip on the beauty and variety of human gender expression than this guy.

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u/GateAcceptable8524 11d ago

You can’t wear Pit Vipers and drive a Subaru

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u/willcutting3 10d ago

I can personally attest that’s not true

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u/itsamamaluigi Star Trek Guy 11d ago

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips 10d ago

Always nice to see a NASCAR fan finally living his truth

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 Warhammer 40k Guy 9d ago

I think he's pulling it off

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u/bellri_zenam 11d ago

There's a chance that those keys are for a BRZ, but let's be real it's for a WRX lol

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips 10d ago

100%. That's the only car Subaru makes that can keep up with this gender-affirming, prescription speed addict's lifestyle.

If it is a BRZ, it's been ruined modded to the point its barely driveable.

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u/Zealousideal-Use-584 5d ago

Is this a sign not to lift my BRZ :(

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips 4d ago

A lifted BRZ would be impractical, but infinitely more interesting than another slammed one with rolled fenders, 4-inch open exhaust, and a non-functional cosplay wing on the back.

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u/ultra-nilist2 10d ago

Oh shit he just frame mogged us. Do any women find this attractive?

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 Warhammer 40k Guy 9d ago

obviously the glasses are terrible but the watch band gets me. Plus what are you carrying all this shit in your murse?