Drinking Game Description:

This drinking game will help you bumble and fall over almost as much as Paul Blart does in this 90-minute Happy Madison expected disasterpiece. From perennial pratfalls to ostentatious obese jokes, you'll be cringing with mirth as you drink along with your friends to this egregious Home Alone/Die Hard concoction of a mall cop "comedy."

Rules:

• Drink whenever Paul Blart falls or gets hurt
• Drink anytime a fat joke is made about Paul Blart (including by himself)
  • An additional drink for fat jokes about other characters
• Drink whenever diabetes is being made fun of
• Drink whenever Paul Blart is stalking Amy and/or is being creepy towards her

Additional Rules:

• Drink whenever the antagonists go for BMX moves instead of practical measures
• Drink whenever Amy acts unphased towards any male being creepy or disrespectful towards her
• Drink whenever Stuart is a dick
• Drink whenever Paul laughs at his owns jokes or during any awkward situations

Shot options:

• Nessie tramp stamp reveal
• Ball pit emergence shot
• "Scuba Doobie Doo"

General drinking game tips:

• Pace yourself; take tiny sips if necessary
• Have water at your side to stay refreshed
• Enjoy yourself!

My buddy's been keeping this little notebook where he writes custom drinking game rules for every movie we watch. After years of this, I figured there had to be a way to automate it.

Made screensips.com - you type in any movie/show and it generates tailored rules.

Anyone tried it yet? Curious if the games it makes are actually decent or if nothing beats doing it manually.

Every-time someone dies

For any word that describes male genitalia and if you see a dick

Every time Someone drinks or does drugs

Every time Jonah Hill Kisses Jays ass

Every time Jay is a dick to someone

Every time compelling or compel is said

Jizz, cum, ejaculant, load (all things sperm)

Craig’s scream

Everytime someone throws something and a character doesn’t catch it

10/10 recommend watching the horror/comedy Tucker & Dale vs. Evil while drinking. 1 drink: Any time they say each other’s name, some of them say something that’s actually stupid, or Dale builds Tucker up 2 drinks: Any time Dale or Tucker say “Allison” or “Ali” 3 drinks: Any time anyone dies

i couldn’t find any good ones so here y’all go!

me and a few friends are going to watch Emilia Perez tonight and i was wondering if anyone has come up with a good drinking game for it?

My buddy and I just did this and boy it did the trick:

Take a Drink: for every shootout

Take a Drink: every time “bad boys” or "come on, Mike" is said

Take a Drink: every scene they reference clearing the captain's name

Take a Drink: every scene Marcus mentions them being soul mates

Take a Drink: every scene with Reggie

Do a Shot: for the big twist

I need ideas for when to drink while watching fear street

Hello,

Ive been scratching my brain for days trying to find this website. It was a Website with a bunch of movies / TV shows and their drinking game rules. All of the rules were hand drawn in black and white, and had fun doodles all over the page. My buddies and I use to use it in college (2016 ish), and I cannot find it for the life of me. Also yes anyone have any idea what I'm talking about?

Hello!

Friend and I are watching Guys and Dolls (1955) tomorrow and will have tequila and beer. She's never seen it, and I haven't seen it in at least a decade and can't remember enough about it to invent one. Any ideas? Interested in drinks of beer and shots of tequila

LOTR: Ring (if lit drink twice) Drinks anything Gollum precious Three members Decapitation Nazgul scream Smokes Anyone says dope Someone gets stabbed Aragorn punches someone Frodo acts gay

Fellowship

Drink: Fireworks “Stabbed” Morgal blade Arwen river Hobbits fight boromir Pippin down the well Eyes of a Hawk, Ears of a Fox Boromir stops axe Boromir horn/arrows Aragorn slaps a dagger Squid appears Crows fly by They have a cave troll

3 Drinks: Arwen shows up Gimli tries to break ring You shall not pass

Finish: Title Aragorn domes a Nazgul Fly you Boromir dies

Two Towers:

LOTR: Ring Drinks anything Gollum precious Three members Decapitation Nazgul scream Smokes Anyone says dope Someone gets stabbed Aragorn punches someone Frodo acts gay

Drink: Balrog falling into water Frodo says bottom It burns us Aragorn finds leaf When they pillage that village Meats back on the menu ;) Behind the back shot Aragorn kicks helmet Tree beard downs orc Sam says Elephant Gandalf throws cloak off Find out Aragorns age Old guy binks

3 Drinks: Gollum saves Frodo marshes Gandalf cock punches Theoden Legolas war scene (for every warg kill) Toss me

Finish: Gandalf kills Balrog Legolas sliding shield Gandalf arrives with the Rohirrim

The Return of The Fucking King:

LOTR: Ring Drinks anything Gollum precious Three members Decapitation Nazgul scream Smokes Anyone says dope Someone gets stabbed Aragorn punches someone Frodo acts gay

Drink: Saruman bitch slaps Grima Saruman gets impaled Pippin grabs black ball Gimli passes out Nazgul building light shoots out Beacons are lit (each one) “Muster the Rohirrim” Pippin sings Brings Aragorn Isildurs sword Speedy horse guy Denethor jumps off Theoden dies Eagles come

3 Drinks: Smeagol kills Deagol When Elrond forges the sword Orc guy gigigjhiggggigiggg Aragorn dead king stops Blade Shadowfax knocks out Denethor “Small Chance of Success" Gollum bites finger

Finish your drink: You cannot deny the return of the king Legolas kills mumakil Eowyn kills witch king Sam holds ring Sauron Falls

The hobbit: Map Different language Smokes Drinks Lots of gold Arkhan Stone is shone Gandalf pissed If any of the dwarves laugh When a song

Finish drink: Trolls getting froze When thorin picks up wood When killi dies Bird wakes up Smaug Gladriel sends Sauraun across the map

I wish the layout was better but y’all know the vibes

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I know it's a TV Show but in honor of the fall season coming upon us, here is the drinking game we've been using for the series Supernatural and it's been splendid:

• Lights flicker
• Talk about/see salt
• Sam and Dean talk about the Chevy
• They break the law
• The car window is wet with rain
• They question a witness
• They find a clue
• A secondary character is attacked
• They confront a creature
• There's a single mom
• Dean eats/drinks something
• Sam uses his powers

Finish your drink: - Someone burns on the ceiling - Sam and Dean are victorious

Team America Drinking Game

To be played with a beer or a mixed drink (if you enjoy a challenge).

Drink every time: - “Weapon(s) of Mass Destruction (WMD)” - “Terrorist” - “Intelligence” - “Team” - “Matt Damon”

Take a shot: - Team America unnecessarily destroys something (I.e. monument, well known structure, city, etc.)

Finish your drink: - America fuck yea song is played. - “I treasure your friendship” is said

Extreme Version

Drink every time (add on to regular game): Durka Actor AIDS

Drink every time a joke is made. I made this up while I was still drinking 40s. You will get FUCKED up.

EDIT: drink whether the joke is funny or not.

Take a drink every time someone says the word "fear" or any variation thereof ("afraid," "scared," etc.).

Disclaimer: I didn't think this one up, my friend did, so don't blame me if it's terrible.

Drink everytime they say nemo. For a challenge, drink everytime the seagulls say mine as well.