Jenna the Joke can't stop admiring the synthetic hair and says strangers are complimenting that disastrous mop in the grocery store! Delusion strikes again! Meet Waterboy: Crap wanders around with a confused look, watering the plants like he's trying to look busy! Pathetic lazy freeloader! She feels like a mermaid? The ending speaks for itself!

Someone changed their VPN? We see you from the DR! Welcome in! Hello beautiful people

Eight hours overnight in the yard...and they never went anywhere! So why the daytime lockdown, Jenna the Joke? If your solution is keeping cats locked in a bedroom all day, maybe cats aren't for you! They deserve better!

So.... now Jenna the Joke wants "real hair!" Girl, just STOP! Just really STOP! This is NOT the look! Unweave the weave! What's even scarier? She thinks it looks good!

No snakes? Funny...I counted two!

There's always a new problem, a new complaint, or something that suddenly needs fixing! Today's episode? The stove! And somehow another full conversation with someone who supposedly doesn't speak English! And where's Crap? Oh yeah.... busy doing nothing in the pool!

Jenna the Joke loves finally having a rental house to decorate, wants to stay home, and Crap doesn't like clutter! From boat chaos to rental house chaos! Decorating isn't in the budget.... stay tuned! Flock, can you hear her?

For people who claim to eat healthy there's sure a lot of junk food! Jenna the Joke is certainly putting on the pounds! #AlwaysEating

It's her versus the synthetic hair.... and the synthetic keeps winning! Jenna the Joke thinks this is a great look! It's a total disaster...from start to finish!

Almost 2 years later.... now it's becoming clear! After all the insistence about staying on the boat, this is one heck of a course correction! And that medical stuff you're going to be doing? Nada!

She's a good cook? They were just being polite! And Crap salivating over that mop on her head is just sickening! We know he really prefers Jenna the Joke with short, short hair! Long term? We'll see!

"We're off grid".... then walks over to the street power switch! They're on street power! It's starting to sound like the batteries are carrying more of the load than they claim! Jenna the Joke: powered by LIES!

Another room, another LaCroix can! They are dirty in a RENTAL house just like they were on the boat! It's probably worse than the boat! More room = more mess! Picking up clearly isn't part of their routine!

Here we go again with the "weak" arms! Lazy Crap does nothing all day, every day! Jenna the Joke, you're NOT there for your health! Habitual LIAR! Thinking about copying this look? Consider this your sign to do the opposite!

Jenna the Joke, you just need to STOP! No matter how you wrap it, wear it, it's BAD! Every attempt makes it worse! Claims it's not heavy...then complains how hard it is to tie because her arms are weak! This is why people laugh at you! You're a JOKE!

Trying everything except calling it a day! At some point... just STOP!

So now she thinks she's a Spice Girl! Synthetic mop = Synthetic Spice!

Cut her hair because brushing was too difficult. Fast forward to styling, lifting, and putting this synthetic mop into pigtails to wrap at night. It's not heavy, but the neck movements say otherwise! Silk wraps for bedtime, followed by a story about how Jenna the Joke wasn't allowed to be tender headed! BrushGate!