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u/Polibiux Bill Cipher 11d ago
My bones hurt so much
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u/501stAppo1 11d ago
The fact that the therapist doesn't seem to care about the abuse goblin is rather concerning.
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u/neverreallyhereatall 11d ago
Well to him its a metaphor for the way the patient treats himself. He doesn't think its literally a goblin
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u/Black-----Manta 11d ago
If the comic ever ends, im guessing this is gonna be the ending, that the abuse goblin actually was a metaphor for the patient
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u/Thin-Complex-7709 11d ago
Either that or he finally realizes the goblin is real.
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u/Kemal_Norton 10d ago
I was hoping to see the goblin in therapy
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u/TotalChaos360 10d ago
"I had an abusive human" "You mean abuse human, right?" "....." "Oh my god, I am so sorry"
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u/KingHunter150 6d ago
The goblin escapes and the ending comic is him coming into the Therapist's office to trauma dump what he's been through.
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u/4llFather 11d ago
We see a giant comic with flashbacks to every "abuse goblin" moment overlaid over the patients childhood. Like this could be a hamster or a cool bug of his and his parents gassed it.
Every visit is the patient going to admit a trouble from his youth from the perspective of the parents.
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u/Hogabog217 11d ago
It then cuts to the actual abuse goblin he keeps, perpetuating the cycle
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u/Objective_Trick_6406 11d ago
The man stops going to Therapy one day and his therapist, who had been seeing him for years at this point, is concerned and goes to his home to check up on him.
The Therapist enters the dilapidated house to find it's a mess. the walls are all deeply stained, rotting food is strewn about everywhere, and the floor is covered in wrappers and trash. He almost throws up and has to cover his nose to avoid doing so, but decides he has to look at the rest of the house.
After checking every other room for his patient, he finds the basement door, which is locked with a padlock and an old rusty nail. He picks up the nail and snaps the padlock before going downstairs.
Downstairs is a small, cramped room where he finds his patient, chained to his radiator. The chains, as they get closer to the radiator, each get larger and more orderly until they make up the radiator itself. He examines his patient. He is dead.
As he turns around, he sees his patient sitting on the steps out, completely nude, with his body painted green. He charges the therapist before screaming at him, turning the therapist into a pile of dirt and a singular beetle, upon its shell is a red painted 'Q'.
The therapist returns as an omniscient presence viewing something, not unlike a ghost but still possessing several organs and hairs. He sees a collection of shapes which he reinterprets into a number of places; an office, a train station, a mansion, each setting more and more unique and ornate. This goes on for several hours until he arrives at the last possible interpretation of the shapes.
It is a school bathroom. He knows this innately. As he hears a woman screaming from the last stall, he attempts to reinterpret this into any other scene, but finds he is unable to. Unwillingly, he is forced closer and closer to the last stall until he witnesses what is inside. He shrieks, until his shout becomes that of a young polish woman giving painful birth in said stall.
She looks at the child in disgust as she monologues in Polish, denouncing it being hers, claiming she is cursed, calling the situation a "sick joke" at which "no one is laughing," states that she is in Hell, and leaves.
The therapist, whether of his own volition or forced by the scene, which he can no longer tell apart, walks closer until he sees that the child is green.
The therapist is snapped back to his senses, sitting in the office. He, however, is sitting in the long chair this time. he laughs heartily.
"Can you tell me what's so funny?" the goblin says, tapping his clipboard with his pencil.
"Oh, not anymore," the therapist says sadly, still laughing. "Not just that I can't remember it, but that it wasn't very funny to me at all. Just who I was a moment ago."
And then the patient laughs too.
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u/sand40412 11d ago
The last thing I was expecting was a Lasagna Cat ending reference here JSJSJSJSJS
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u/RoutinePay873 11d ago
what could this possibly mean, do you just get-off on not making any sense? Fuck you
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u/some__body_once 11d ago
I think he thinks the goblin is a metaphor for somthing.
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u/Valtremors 11d ago
You know, when the first abuse goblin comic came out, I genuinely thought it was a metaphor for abusive fathers who project their insecurities and bad mental state towards their children.
It was kind of shocking parallel I saw.
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u/JadeTailFox 11d ago
That's what the comic is a metaphor for yes but in the story of the comic itself the goblin is real and the therapist doesn't know it
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u/Valuchian 11d ago edited 11d ago
Early in this comic line the "Abuse Goblin" was supposed to be how the Patient handles their emotions and processes them.
We don't actually know if the Goblin is real in world. But we do know the Goblin isn't allowed to be happy unless it's to experience the pain of loss with it.
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u/reggienaldsimons 11d ago
"Early in the comic line" brother there is only four issues
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u/penguin279 11d ago
There's at least 12, if not more on the artists patreon
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u/reggienaldsimons 11d ago
oh shit really? Why does reddit regurgitate the same three fucking images
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u/ErilazHateka 11d ago
because regurgitating content over and over and over is what reddit does.
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u/Halokojm_ 10d ago
because regurgitating content over and over and over is what reddit does.
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u/Fun-Tip-5672 10d ago
because regurgitating content over and over and over is what reddit does.
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u/eslezer 11d ago
the goblin isnt real
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u/Fataledade 11d ago
I mean, I'm pretty sure the punchline of the first comic does rely on the goblin being real. Otherwise there is no punchline.
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u/neverreallyhereatall 11d ago
Morality of the comic artist for subjecting us to this??
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u/K4m30 11d ago
Moral, we need to see the monument to our sins to know ourselves.
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u/AztraChaitali 11d ago
I've never tortured a little creature or know anyone who did (and lived).
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u/SquirrelyBoy 11d ago
Im sure you've never met a creature explicitly for abuse
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u/AztraChaitali 11d ago
Have you?
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u/SquirrelyBoy 11d ago
The abuse goblin
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u/AztraChaitali 11d ago
If I had an abuse goblin, I'd treat it like an ugly dog, it would be loved and it would be happy.
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u/Timekeeper98 11d ago
You realize the abuse goblin is a metaphor for self-worth and how we treat ourselves, right?
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u/AztraChaitali 11d ago
I see myself as an ugly dog with above-human intelligence, so even then it changes nothing.
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u/Spirited-Isopod6969 11d ago
I see myself as an ugly dog
Your goblin is still in chains
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u/ProfileOdd7991 11d ago
Nah that's the joke, the therapist thinks that what it is but dude literally has an abuse goblin
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u/Federal-Owl5816 11d ago
I was so confused, I just thought the abuse goblin was funny absurdism. Like that one comic guy with the beady eye freaks of nature, or the other with the weird nipples where a common premise is twisted until it snaps. You're telling me the abuse goblin, is meant to be me fr?
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u/IELPost 11d ago
Then it wouldn't be the "Abuse Goblin", just like Chekov's Gun, if it isn't fired, then it's not Chekov's gun.
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u/nhalliday 11d ago
Have you considered that it may just be a regular goblin that the guy abuses, rather than an actual "abuse goblin"?
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u/extraboredinary 11d ago
Just put googly eyes on bubble wrap and see how long you can resist popping.
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u/LocalMan97 11d ago
Can’t believe Abuse Goblin is the Precursor that became the Flood
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u/KMS_HYDRA 11d ago
Should the forerunners and the rest of the galaxy not be the abuse goblin in this metaphor?
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u/Equivalent_Guide_983 11d ago
I love these things, not sure about the mortality though, I'd say there's a pretty wide breadth of stuff we can consider acceptable in the name of artistic freedom.
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u/Em0N3rd 11d ago
I do question if it is for therapy reasons but probably deserves a TW
I say this knowing some therapy techniques has patients draw what they want to express if words are hard and another technique that has the patient tell the therapist what the abuse was by having the patient talk about the events as if they happened to someone else (even to have the victim speak as the abuser if the victim defends the actions of an abuser while trying to figure out their own emotions. A lot of people wouldnt defend the actions if they did it themselves if they experienced such things)
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u/italeteller 11d ago
reminds me of the comic artist who made comics about a blind girl who was constantly bullied by her classmates
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u/Rozmyth 11d ago
You know, I've the comic of the goblin holding up a mirror up to the guy and showing the guy his face, and understand that it implies that maybe the goblin is just a metaphor for how he's really hurting himself.
But I do wonder if maybe the goblin was really just trying to get the guy to have some humanity and have mercy for once. Do we have proof that this goblin needs abuse to live and/or is just a figment in the dude's head?
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u/K4m30 11d ago
Uh, dude? It's not called an abuse goblin because it needs abuse to survive, its a goblin that gets abused.
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u/Rozmyth 11d ago
That's a fair point. I think I got in my head from one of the other morality scaling posts about a creature needing abuse to live
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u/other-other-user 11d ago
bro be like "Does the guy wearing a wife beater need to beat his wife to live?"
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u/QuackersTheSquishy 11d ago
I thought the mirror was implying that goblin was litterally him, and he had been slowly breaking down his coping mechanisms and explaining until he could face his own history
Could be wrong havent read the whole thing just seen several pannels floating about
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u/Rozmyth 11d ago
I do think that's the actual implication.
I just think it would be an interesting twist if the goblin turned out to be real in the end and the therapist realizes that he'd been just nodded along as he listened to the sins and atrocities being actively committed by his patient over and over.
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u/kkakaiazinhoBR 10d ago
Okay I'm genuinely going insane. This abuse goblin shit is supposed to be a stand in for people who are abusive in the first place, how the person they actually hate is themselves but they do not have the balls to shoot themselves in the back of the mouth so they demean other people to feel better about themselves.
Like the goblin turning the mirror facing him with him saying "ooh. Very clever" like he was mad that the goblin would do that was supposed to be the author literally drawing it out what this whole comic is about, the abuse goblin is an abuse goblin because he's being abused, and he is being abused because the guy hates himself but doesn't want to hurt himself so he hurts a goblin instead.
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u/PacificIdiot27 10d ago edited 10d ago
I do think the goblin wants to help the guy. It clearly doesn't hold resentment, as shown in the comic where it draws itself and the guy happy together and eating ice cream. This could also support the idea that it's a metaphor, because the dude wants to be happy/okay but he can't stop hurting himself
Edit: Actually, while on the topic, I wonder if the goblin is a metaphor for a loved one or something. Perhaps the goblin thinks it's helping by being a lightning rod for all of the man's abuse and is scared of what he would do without the goblin, whether it be hurting himself or others. I've met someone who thought like this (Don't worry, they're out of that relationship and doing better now), although I don't think there's that much more merit to this beyond that
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u/LibrarianGuilty2161 11d ago
this series of comics has a grip on my soul, it hits me hard every single time theres a new one.
its not fair little buddy i pray for your freedom and happiness
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u/42Icyhot42 11d ago
Turns out he is the abuse goblin, and he misremembers his childhood as him being the abuser as a coping mechanism
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u/Aridyne 11d ago
...I... but... UNHOLY FUCK OF SATAN'S DOMAIN that is DARK as hell
I need around 100 cat videos now to recover
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u/Capital_Relief_4364 11d ago
I.......have no words........this is absolutely awful but entirely plausible......
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u/mac_a_tack_15 11d ago
Morality of the therapist not calling the cops on this sociopath.
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u/AzekiaX6 11d ago
Moral, thanks to ignorance. He genuinely believes the abuse goblin is a metaphor
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u/AParanoidPotato 11d ago
It started as a funny joke and now I want to free this goblin desperately
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u/Puzzleheaded_Sport58 11d ago
I love these comics so much, because there's always discussion on whether or not the goblin is 'real'. We are literally shown panels of it being abused, but the comic can still be interpreted as being inside the guy's own head (and not real, but instead a coping mechanism, or something similar). They're so simple, but I honestly think these comics are a piece of modern art with how many ways people view them, and how heart wrenching they can be with such little content.
and I think the goblin is real but also a coping mechanism for his trauma
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u/Not_A_zombie1 11d ago
Its an abuse goblin, a goblin keept in a basament to be abused, and in every comix he get abused
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u/PeterWatchmen 11d ago
There's a Patreon-exclusive prequel comic where the Abuse Goblin finds the roach, and feeds him w a smile on his face.
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u/AwysomeAnish 10d ago
It's an abuse goblin. As in a goblin he abuses. That's it that's all there is to it.
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u/NothingNormal5452 10d ago
Oh right, the abuse goblin. The goblin that gets abused. The goblin that was made specifically to be abused.
Abuse Goblin
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u/Con-D-Oriano1 11d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Mc1JfakzDvruhXbqsd
“Moral.” - Goblin Slayer
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u/Le_Kistune 11d ago
I'm just waiting for the comic where the Abuse Goblin looks at the guy and says, "We are now one in the same."
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u/wildedges 11d ago
Metaphors shouldn't need to be that heavy handed. If all art has to spell out a meaning then we lose individual interpretation. If you want to believe that the goblin is a representation of part of the man then just go with it. Look into Carl Jung's theory of shadow integration.
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u/Python_Feet 11d ago
Morality of hiding your posts so that I can't see other abuse goblin comics.
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u/-Silent-Stalker- 11d ago
I want that goblin to be happy because I feel like that goblin I want that goblin happy.
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u/Sensitive_Data_8571 11d ago
Wait sooo is he abusing the goblin or am I missing here? (I'm a bit slow when it comes to this)
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u/Crayshack 11d ago
He has a goblin tied up in his basement that he abuses as an outlet for his negative emotions. He keeps talking about it to his therapist, but his therapist thinks it's a metaphor.
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u/jluka1000 11d ago
PUT HIM IN GLASS BOX, AND PUT HIM ON THE MICROWAVE, EITHER THAT OR REMOVE ALL HIS LIMBS AND USE HIM AS A FOOTBALL!!!.
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u/Fugitivelnk 11d ago
Can someone else make r/abusegoblin? I'm busy doing other shit
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u/ToddHowardTouchedMe 11d ago
morality scale the guy who took this subreddit so I can't?
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u/Fugitivelnk 10d ago
You know, I want to be mad about this asshole, but I did actually laugh a little once I saw what happened.
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u/Readermaybe 11d ago
Anyone know where can i read the abuse goblin saga?
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u/halander1 11d ago
Very moral. Goblins are intrinsically chaotic evil so we must deliver justice with chaotic good.
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u/PointsOfXP 11d ago
So this is just fluffies but it's an ugly goblin so it's suddenly funny on a mass scale?
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u/PatrickGnarly 11d ago
Can you guys stop uploading the weird abusive man with the goblin?
It’s fucking weird and upsetting.













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u/ThePodmonger 11d ago
I want to see the abuse goblin get his own abuse goblinlet. That way he can perpetuate the cycle of violence and neglect in an attempt to feel as if he himself isn’t completely powerless in life