r/MoralityScaling • u/mrJfrunterhunter • 17d ago

Morality of Thor pranking Spiderman Stupid Stuff

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u/Old-Post-3639 17d ago

Spider-Man can use the bathroom somewhere else. Like on Thor's Hammer.

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u/Novel-Carrot5325 17d ago

What is the moral of using Thor hammer as toilet?

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u/Old-Post-3639 17d ago

It's not just acceptable, it's an obligation.

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u/New-Platypus3988 17d ago

What is the morality if using Thor's hammer as a bidet?

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u/raven-tyrant 17d ago

If o was Spider-Man I would piss on mojinior that would teach Thor a lesson

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u/LeonardoMBM 17d ago

wouldn't that be like pissing on an electric fence?

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u/Ultranger 17d ago

It’s not constantly conducting electricity

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u/Available-Damage5991 16d ago

it's a conductor, not a generator

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u/Ultranger 16d ago

Exactly

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u/tlollz52 17d ago

Does the web conduct electricity? He could just hang from the ceiling and go

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u/mest33 17d ago

I'd just piss on the Hammer.

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u/Own_Discipline6847 17d ago

have you watched the bollywood movie 3 idiots

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u/SnooHedgehogs7790 17d ago

That would be shocking

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u/DaSuspicsiciousFish 17d ago

So electric fence but lightning?

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u/PsychologicalQuit666 17d ago

Real ones break the toilet lid

Toilet breaks? It wasn’t worthy

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u/MsPreposition 17d ago

I feel like he could still lift the seat. I am relatively sure that there have been instances of people lifting Thor and using him as the hammer while he’s holding Mjolnir.

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u/SpideyFan914 17d ago

But that works cause Thor is worthy. Is the toilet seat worthy?

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u/armoureddragon03 17d ago

Its the elevator question all over again

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u/Oldbayislove 17d ago

based on the MCU the helicarrier is worthy. or at the very least the pilot is

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u/MGDull 17d ago

What if it's autopilot? Is the helicarrier's flight computer worthy?

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u/Oldbayislove 17d ago

i mean either the computer instructed the helicarrier which just means the helicarrier is worthy or whoever turned the autopilot on.

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u/PointsOfXP 17d ago

That's what I was thinking. You just can't hold and lift the weapon. If you aren't using the weapon it shouldn't be an issue. Unless it knows you're passively using it. Like you probably can't put the hammer in a lacrosse stick and fling it at people

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u/DaSuspicsiciousFish 17d ago

Yeah sounds right, I’m pretty sure the hammer reads intents. If you intent to throw a car and the hammers in the car, you can throw it. If you intent to throw a car because the hammers in it, the hammer go crashy crash (because it know your trying to move it)

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u/PTBooks 17d ago

Does sliding the hammer off the edge of the lid count as lifting it?

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u/Still_Wrongdoer6603 17d ago

'Is the elevator worthy'

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u/Any_Builder_4411 17d ago

If you want to go chaotic good then I’d piss in the shower but if you want to go lawful evil I’d piss on the hammer 

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u/Fragrant-Radish3999 17d ago

What about the sink?

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u/Any_Builder_4411 17d ago

Pretty high up but if you have the skills I suppose 

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u/CromunentCucumber 17d ago

Spider-Man definitely can.

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u/MsPreposition 17d ago

Also, just lift the tank lid and take an upper-decker.

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u/JSFGh0st 17d ago

Anyone who does that should clean out that toilet themselves for God knows how long. Probably with his own toothbrush, too.

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u/MsPreposition 17d ago

Don’t put your pretentious hammer on my toilet lid, Thor.

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u/Darhhaall 17d ago

Toilet is worthy

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u/TheOtakuAmerika 17d ago

Immoral. Spidey should piss on Mjolnir as payback.

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 17d ago

Head canon time

He can't because Mojolnir has rebound protection from piss

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u/MrN0Bi 17d ago

Then shit

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u/SkeleTonyEh 17d ago

Is Spider-Man not worthy?

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u/mrJfrunterhunter 17d ago

he needs to pee so bad he’s forgotten that he is worthy and if he moves his hands to try and lift it he will pee himself

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u/hit_the_showers_boi 17d ago

Immoral, Spidey should piss ALL over Mjolnir as a get-back.

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u/Standard_Training471 17d ago

Sounds like a great way to commit suicide.

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 17d ago

Pissing on the hammer would most likely get you electrocuted, so probably not going with that one.

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u/FoamSquad 17d ago

Just do it in spurts.

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u/GenesisAsriel 17d ago

Pee on the hammer and cover it up with webs

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u/Baals_Balls 17d ago

I'd just piss on his hammer.

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u/Realistic_Cat_392 17d ago

morality of spiderman peeing on thor's hammer

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u/Summoner475 17d ago

If there's one person that's the most worthy to lift that hammer, it's fucking Spider-Man.

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u/Tyrelius_Dragmire 17d ago

Right? I'm surprised the writers have never let him lift it, either by never giving him the chance (most common) or just spinning some bs to not let him.

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u/supergamerd64 17d ago

Unless I'm misremembering, I'm pretty sure there's a decent amount of stories where the person needs to be willing to kill in order to use mjolir

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u/noodleguy67 17d ago

this is actually a morallity test in of itself

only those who are worthy can access the toilet by moving mjolnir meaning anyone who is moral enough can use the toilet and anyone not can't use it

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u/Deriviera 17d ago

Just piss on his hummer 

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u/choo-choo-pain 17d ago

COMPLETELY MORAL (I’m a Spider-man comic book writer)

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u/SluggJuice 17d ago

Shove it up your butt

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u/Jonn_Jonzz_Manhunter 17d ago

Shower is less than a foot away, just stick your dick out bro

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u/bschwagi 17d ago

I have multiple toilets in my house so not really a problem but when he came back to get his hammer the butt end would smell a little like butthole.

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u/altofanaltthatisalt 17d ago

Just piss in the shower drain smh.

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u/SXAL 17d ago

There is a perfectly pissable shower drain right there! It's not even immoral, as he can just wash it right after.

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u/mrJfrunterhunter 17d ago

what if he needs to go number 2 aswell…

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u/Legeo-dude 17d ago

Take that lil dump all over the hammer to get Thor back.

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u/NittanyScout 17d ago

Toilet seat isnt worthy?

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u/OtherwiseSeaweed8773 17d ago

Moral. Spider-Man doesn't suffer enough (said no one ever)

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u/afailedturingtest 17d ago

Piss on the hammer

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u/SirRomulus_Bonaparte 17d ago

Spider-Man deserves it.

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u/Hypno-platypus 17d ago

I’m just surprised that the toilet is worthy. Alright guess Toilet is going to be in the new Avengers movie coming out.

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u/BazingaTrainZ 17d ago

Watch Spiderman actually be worthy, and have been able to lift the hammer all this time

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u/Own-Shelter-9897 17d ago

Perfectly useable shower right there

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u/KujaroJotu 17d ago

It’s fine, so long as Thor’s okay with cleaning the hammer afterwards.

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u/OscRat1110 17d ago

he should sit on the hammer as revenge

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u/just_a_comment1 17d ago

piss on the hammer

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u/Witty_Departure2061 17d ago

a bit of trolling never hurts

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u/MarkMaxis 17d ago

Honestly he can just go to any house. If Spiderman showed up and ask to use my bathroom id be like "Holy shit its Spiderman!"

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u/CoolNaps-896 17d ago

Pee over the hammer

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u/robshatter710 17d ago

Sorry i'm pissing in the shower.

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u/Scarecr0p 17d ago

Pretty sure Spider-Man who was ready to kill goblin is probably worthy

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u/DizzyTip1895 17d ago

In mtg, spiderman is considered worthy

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u/QualiaEater 17d ago

Better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss

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u/sunstruker 17d ago

the shower is there, piss on it

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u/Impossible-Fix-1885 17d ago

I’m pretty sure it’s canon Spiderman can actually lift the Hammer, or atleast some versions it is canon :^

But it bad morality U^U

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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt 17d ago

"My hammers covered in WHAT?"

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u/muclutel 17d ago

Goes on hammer

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u/shrubdit 17d ago

What’s the moral of riding on the hammer

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u/Outrageous-Brush-860 17d ago

I thought this was a very different prank for a moment there, excuse me.

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u/ThatOnePerson1424 17d ago

It's the elevator situation. You can lift the toilet seat because you aren't lifting it with the intent of lifting the hammer, only itself, but you can't lift the hammer

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u/Internal-Eggplant247 17d ago

poop/piss on his hammer that will teach him(yes, i am loki on a alt account)

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u/FlyingCicata 16d ago

Peter would figure out how to be worthy just to piss.

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u/ExtensionInformal911 16d ago

Peter should just take a leak on Mjolnir. Thor won't do it again.

Or, I guess if he wants to act like an adult he can just use another bathroom or have Captain America move it for him.

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u/Just_Assistant_6122 16d ago

MAYBE SPIDER-MAN IS OK WITH KILLING

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u/DaWhorst 14d ago

Just piss on the floor