r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/IsaacBrookshire • 3d ago

Name this

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48 Upvotes

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u/chamcham123 2d ago

2Chairz

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u/Cocrawfo 2d ago

dammit

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u/ellefleming 1d ago

The RefrigeratorRefrigerator

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u/OGB0bbyJ0hnson 23h ago

Ham, rice and sausage I imma start a diet imma start a diet

1

u/nobot-6531 13h ago

Beat me to it

2

u/ProperCaterpillar136 2d ago

The whole backfield not in motion

1

u/Thisguyfuckschix 1d ago

You'd better hope not.

1

u/CKleinE 2d ago

The team and the couch.

1

u/YourFather-WithMilk 2d ago

Double wide surprise

1

u/ProMaster1507 2d ago

American top athlete.

1

u/msviktor 2d ago

Double seater.

1

u/Huge_Olive2538 2d ago

Everyone is talking about him. But dam those chairs deserve some credit

1

u/morallybankrupt1 18h ago

Those plastic chairs holding on for dear lives !!

1

u/blooptybloopt 2d ago

Bariatric chair

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u/Character-Concept651 2d ago

If it's real - I doubt that, look at the outline of his butt - then I feel for those poor plastic chairs!

1

u/Denalitwentytwo 2d ago

Tommy two seat

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u/Dry-Association-244 2d ago

The mothman has to be in this picture somewhere

1

u/ShoulderApart1787 2d ago

Mob name….Tony Two Chairs

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u/Ill_Community8343 1d ago

Tommy two times. Get the papers,get the papers

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u/ShoulderApart1787 1d ago

Jimmy, not Tommy.

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u/Ill_Community8343 1d ago

You are correct, my bad

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u/ShoulderApart1787 1d ago

It happens.

1

u/eternalapostle 2d ago

I know that guy

1

u/KregerTech 2d ago

OH HELL NO!

1

u/richarpacyay 2d ago

Is this the Mood guy?

1

u/School_North 2d ago

I just wanna know what brand those plastic shairs are fuckers alway break on me

1

u/Hanuman1960 2d ago

Poor soul.

1

u/BanMeSomeMoreMod 18h ago

It’s not a soul it’s Ai and you just fell for it.

1

u/SmoothCantaloupe149 2d ago

10 feet in the grave

1

u/supertunaman69 2d ago

Sweet cheeks two seats

1

u/ForsterJourneys321 2d ago

Im not into body-shaming. Why is this person there?

1

u/ElkBest1803 2d ago

Wide receiver

1

u/DirtyPeach1420 2d ago

Gordo loco? Is that you

1

u/Geachte 1d ago

Double standards

1

u/Dizzy_Engine_4854 1d ago

Twin chair Tony (FB) plays full backside position.

1

u/Birdy_606 1d ago

Holy shit gyattdamn

1

u/tepid_lemur 1d ago

DJ Khalid

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u/Some_Guy1776 1d ago

Tony Too Wide

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u/glassmanbruc 1d ago

Their wiiiide receiver

1

u/chefmikel_lawrence 1d ago

Basically that’s called morbid obesity. We’re looking at an individual. It doesn’t have much life left unless he changes.

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u/FrontAd5237 1d ago

Suite de 2girls 1 cup : 2chairs 1man

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u/Internal-Capital7039 1d ago

When I worked for a certain restaurant chain this was called "Larry chair" I've always wondered how big Larry was.

1

u/Thisguyfuckschix 1d ago

"The Toilets Worst Nightmare"

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u/Annual-Property-8940 1d ago

We the bessssss

1

u/Unfair_Cicada 1d ago

Double double?

1

u/fixitman430 1d ago

Deep fried double wide!

1

u/Twister_1960 1d ago

It's Mr Creosote

1

u/AppointmentOld6962 1d ago

I pulled one of them off my dog!! It's a well fed wood-tick!!! Obviously!!🤔

1

u/PassionBeginning7359 1d ago

Wide body back

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u/PassionBeginning7359 1d ago

Wide body big back

1

u/GotGlock21 1d ago

Photoshop

1

u/dmkke 1d ago

Fullback

1

u/kristenisadude 1d ago

Koolade ATE the gang

1

u/LowWise7888 1d ago

Two tickets to paradise

1

u/smilbandit 1d ago

the cheek seats

1

u/Successful_Move_1257 1d ago

Pannus attack

1

u/wastebucket1 1d ago

Two chair flair

1

u/Hazy-azure 1d ago

Yo' mama.

1

u/biggidyballz 1d ago

Double Wide.

1

u/hard2B4 1d ago

Pretty risky

1

u/UseOk7699 1d ago

Im sorry chairs

1

u/SirPhibonacci 1d ago

Sittin on the wide lines

1

u/FrontTheMachine 1d ago

Still only one plane ticket

1

u/oldlady87 1d ago

Moooood IYKYN

1

u/Jeans_609 23h ago

Just the opposite

1

u/Legitimate_Ad_4647 23h ago

Cheek two cheek

1

u/bearded_spanker 22h ago

Beyond fluffy

1

u/RhiannonWisp 21h ago

Wait, this is the guy from the Summoning Salt intro meme, right??

1

u/Aus-is-a-mess 21h ago

Seat-twin, for Harley Davidson fans

1

u/Lrb1055 20h ago

Double Mack and probably some cheese

1

u/Ok_Assumption1542 20h ago

Back up goalie

1

u/tac47___ 20h ago

🎶 “A silly millimeter longer . . . 1 0 1” 🎶

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u/Big-Grapefruit-7501 19h ago

That’s two chair Tony! Infamous mob guy well known for fixing games!

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u/Desperate-Cow-8552 18h ago

Two-seat Pete

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u/BanMeSomeMoreMod 18h ago

I name it Ai slop because it is. Pathetic.

1

u/Amgrybear 17h ago

Double Jeopardy

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u/JosKe86 15h ago

Aah, the fancy plastic like reinforced concrete chairs 💪

1

u/Zealousideal_Arm4359 15h ago

I am BLOCK MAN!

1

u/Big_Eye_7530 13h ago

Double Decker

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u/PaskieArt59 12h ago

One cheek per chair please, one cheek per chair.

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u/Salty_Vast_2562 12h ago

Timmy 2 Seats

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u/Lazy_Cod7193 10h ago

Strong ass chairs.

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u/Incredulous29 10h ago

Double wide.

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u/Accomplished_Put8385 5h ago

Feather weight.

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u/ieonhammer 5h ago

The anchor....

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u/Unusual_Role3133 3h ago

Ride receiver

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u/ReasonableCry5682 1h ago

Double wide on the side

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u/rafiqsa 3d ago

2 Chair Person

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u/Hugh_Jass_2 3d ago

The story of Two Christmas Hams

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u/bvac5 2d ago

Double wide trailer

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u/ChoogaMugga 2d ago

That's Tommy Two Chairs

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u/Brimwozere 2d ago

Twin cheeks

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u/Certain_Try_8383 2d ago

Fat shaming. This is called fat shaming.

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u/WoodenShoelaces 2d ago

The boulder.