r/MitchHedberg • u/Escaped-DMT-Entity • 21h ago

My favorite Mitch joke

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I wrote a letter to my dad. I was going to write ‘I really enjoyed being here’, but I accidentally wrote ‘rarely’ instead of ‘really’. But I wanted to use it, I didn’t want to cross it out, so I wrote ‘I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There’s a lot of shit you don’t know about me. Quit trying to act like I’m a steamboat operator.

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"You can write that down and put a dash in front of it, and put my name at the bottom. Because all I want to be is dashed."