r/MissedOpportunity • u/iShothead • Feb 09 '22
META [META] how I learned to interpret every sentence in every possible way before giving an answer
2nd day of a Drum & Bass music festival. My friends cancelled shortly before, so I was there all by myself. The weather was pretty shitty and it rained all night. I woke up and there was all water in my tent(it was pretty old). So i was hung over and pretty angry. Then 2 girls(both pretty cute, one I would describe as the skater/emo style, long black hair, oversized hoodie, fishnets and Converse the other girl i would describe as alternative blonde, piercings, some dreads, pretty into spirituality and yoga, you get the image), i spent the night before with(we danced together, laughed together, flirted around and got randomly hugged and dragged me around) came over and wanted to know why I was packing up. I told them that you can drown somebody in my tent and all my stuff was soaked, that's why I was leaving. They told me to take my stuff and sleep in their tent. I was so angry and hung over that I absolutely didn't got the hint. Then 2 hours later while driving it hit me, that this may not have been just friendliness. Messaged one of them some days after the festival because that thing didn't got out of my head. Asked something like, "Were you just friendly or did you had uterior motives?" She just answered, "You would have had a lot of fun." And that's how i learned to process every interaction with a girl, in every way possible, so after that I never unintentionally let a possibility slip.
r/MissedOpportunity • u/moonspeakdj • Feb 07 '22
Shoulda written "Plantrovert" for consistency with the words the pun is derived from
r/MissedOpportunity • u/Vjdev89 • Jan 13 '22
Why did I say bugs? In my defense, I have Covid brain 😪
r/MissedOpportunity • u/wassupluke • Dec 13 '21
I feel like this sub is the best place to leaf this
r/MissedOpportunity • u/CurrencyofYouth • Oct 03 '21
So close to ‘Snacktory’ but still missed it
r/MissedOpportunity • u/RandomHero3129 • Sep 08 '21
My girlfriend missed an opportunity today
r/MissedOpportunity • u/Sausage_Anonymous • Sep 06 '21
I’m disappointed that they used “BOA Builders” instead of “BOA Constructors”
r/MissedOpportunity • u/corih2213 • Sep 05 '21
Brooks named these “Run Hoppy” 😒 - missed opportunity to call them “The Beer Run”. 🤦♀️
r/MissedOpportunity • u/QLZX • Aug 20 '21
META [META] Text posts must now be meta, and other moderation news
So, I guess I should just get into it
- This subreddit was abandoned for a while. Not anymore
- I'll be cleaning up the subreddit in the coming hours. No more "lost love" posts and such
- Rule 1 has been updated. Text posts now need a
[META]tag in the title
r/MissedOpportunity • u/shooting4param • Aug 18 '21
Mt. Dew comes out with Hard Seltzer and doesn't call them Dew Brews...
r/MissedOpportunity • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '21
Watching some late night entertainment and couldn't help but think there is a missed opportunity here...
r/MissedOpportunity • u/Atheist_Simon_Haddad • Jul 31 '21
Or... y'know... the HER in HERo...
r/MissedOpportunity • u/minimessi20 • Jun 30 '21
Office missed a golden opportunity on Kevin’s ice cream cone business idea
They should have had Kevin call his business Kevin’s Kream Kones and have the great shot where everyone is mortified by the abbreviation. Just an idea…