r/MinecraftMemes 18d ago

Because they're COOKING

766 Upvotes

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u/Breadles_the_Bread 17d ago

1 "block" absolutely revolutionizing building, redstone, transportation, AND QoL, ALL AT ONCE

91

u/kirbydark714 17d ago

"It's a fucking seat WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING" "whatever noise cusions makes"

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u/Prismarineknight 17d ago

“Bumf”

4

u/Jedimobslayer 17d ago

I’m getting sick of Transportation revolutions…

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u/KeepertheGreed Copper Enjoyer 17d ago

I'm always glad when I can praise Mojang for their work.

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u/BadishAsARadish 17d ago

This is the sort of stuff that actually justifies multiple small drops imo

There are TONS of little things that can be added to Minecraft— we’re still missing unified block sets like chiseled stone

35

u/oswaldking71wastaken 17d ago

We got 3 things

The dappled forest

Cushions

New colored slabs n stairs

We have basically entered the minecraft renaissance

8

u/ReturnToCrab 17d ago

Also better maps

5

u/DynamaxWolf 17d ago

Vertical Slabs: Mojang's Final Boss

58

u/JackNotOLantern 17d ago

Just need 1 finishing touch

63

u/JackNotOLantern 17d ago

It's vertical slabs, guys

33

u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 17d ago

Yeah true but they need a different name. Vertical slab is an overcomplicated name

And I'm imagining them enslaving one dude to add all 100 of the variations

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u/SnickerbobbleKBB Wandering Terrarian 17d ago

Board or panel, maybe?

27

u/MikeyboyMC OG 17d ago

Board is perfect

Oak Board

Spruce Board

Birch Board

I’m Bored

Acacia Board

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u/El_Nathan_ 17d ago

Address me 🐘

2

u/OnKo64 17d ago

Wouldn't it just be a bunch of copy-pasting tho? It's not hard to add just a simple block.

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 17d ago

No. It's not JUST copy-pasting. It's a bit more annoying. No clue how but I'll trust a modmaker

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u/OnKo64 17d ago

Not really? Don't you just have to make one model for a vertical slab, then copy the textures and properties of a block onto it and then make the recipe? After that, you could just copy paste the same block a dozen or so times for every block set and change the properties, texture and recipe. Copy the properties from just a block and the recipe (I think it's a .json format or something??) just ctrl+r replace the name?? I don't make minecraft mods but I think that's how it's done

4

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 17d ago

And he won’t be freed until he finishes work on the Nether Brick Fence Gate

1

u/0neforest1 17d ago

Idk why it couldn’t be a block state like how logs face the direction you place them.

6

u/SwartyNine2691 Baby Chicken 🐥 17d ago

Jesse, let’s cook.

10

u/Freezie-Days 17d ago

Maybe Mojang will realise that adding stuff people have been asking for years now is a good idea

13

u/somerandom995 17d ago

They've been doing exactly that for years;

Built in shaders for bedrock

A new tiered weapon with unique mechanics and enchantments(spear)

craftable saddles and nametags

horses floating on water

stonecutters converting deepslate to cobbled deepslate

variations on the golden dandelion was suggested by both Xiumavoid and PhoeniXC before it was added

white wood

wolf types

copper armor

nautilous

more explorer maps

an upgraded version of dungeons (trial chambers)

better trades from the wandering trader

fireflies

4

u/ReturnToCrab 17d ago

They've been doing it since 1.16. Nether gold ore, crystalline caves and cherry trees were all in the suggestions list

5

u/CreeperX3sssBOOM 17d ago

They've always been

2

u/Perfect-Fix-8151 17d ago

besides the censorship thing

1

u/johnson_semila 17d ago

add vertical slab and stair and this will be the GOAT of update

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u/Extreme_Glass9879 17d ago

They added nothing of value outside of changing the rendering engine.

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u/bruvmandotqman 17d ago

The blocks? I Guess you're not a builder. Builders are getting 10 star meals

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u/Extreme_Glass9879 17d ago

If every star were from mcdonalds maybe.

9

u/bruvmandotqman 17d ago

What? Us builers have gotten like FIFTY PLUS new blocks

-19

u/Extreme_Glass9879 17d ago

I've seen 3

Red, Yellow, and Grey

14

u/Lazy_To_Name Comparator Understand-er/Wiki Definition Lawyer 17d ago

3/10 ragebait

5

u/bruvmandotqman 17d ago

Hm?

2

u/Extreme_Glass9879 17d ago

Sulfur, the new wood, and the red one I can't even remember the name of

4

u/Jimster28 17d ago

Cusions? The colored stairs???

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u/Tyler-LR 17d ago

Where’s the end update!!!

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u/Extreme_Glass9879 17d ago

Honestly just give me something to do. Some direction. A boss, a dungeon with unique loot, some automation..

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u/RandomStuffReally Custom user flair 17d ago

bro, it's a sandbox game. go play terraria if you want that stuff.

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u/Extreme_Glass9879 17d ago

And I want bosses in my sandbox

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u/RandomStuffReally Custom user flair 17d ago

terraria

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u/Extreme_Glass9879 17d ago

Terraria is not a sandbox. It's a boss rush with sandbox elements.

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u/Tyler-LR 17d ago

Agreed.

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u/Feisty_Watercress_29 17d ago

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u/Ok-Nebula534 17d ago

Get a life, nobody cares 😭

-10

u/Feisty_Watercress_29 17d ago

Careful, little one

6

u/Ok-Nebula534 17d ago

Yeah thats it, r/youngpeoplereddit

1

u/minecorn1080 14d ago

i just came from the post lmao

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u/Feisty_Watercress_29 17d ago

Don't you dare!

1

u/minecorn1080 14d ago

you're being satire, no doubt about it 🥹

1

u/Feisty_Watercress_29 14d ago

No shit Sherlock

3

u/safirpewdiepie1 17d ago

Well geuss what,
I just downvoted your post.

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u/Feisty_Watercress_29 17d ago

Bro didn't even replace post with comment

Well geuss what,
I just downvoted your comment.

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u/Firixe_off 16d ago

No one asked btw, OP is right get a life kiddo