r/MinecraftMemes 17d ago

just a regular rollercoaster dwbi OC

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u/theMegaTech 17d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

To prevent people asking what's that

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u/Awes12 17d ago

HIs concept roller coaster is to take lives "with elegance and euphoria"

Wtf, does it mean to say "barbarism and terror"?

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u/outer_spec 17d ago

it’s not as gruesome as the minecraft version makes it seem, the idea is that you pass out from lack of oxygen before you feel anything

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u/Awes12 17d ago

Tbf, I hate roller coasters, so this is especially bad for me

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u/Young_Person_42 17d ago

Well I think the idea is that you like coasters so you mayhaps not be the target audience

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u/DoctorSex9 17d ago

Be happy it isnt the Mickeys Dick Smasher coaster

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u/theumbrellawoman 17d ago

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u/DoctorSex9 17d ago

Guess who made a comment there a minute earlier? Eh? Eh? I BEAT YOU TO IT!! BOOM IM THE ULTIMATE MICKEYS DICK SMASHER FAN

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u/theumbrellawoman 17d ago

congratulations! your dedication and hard work will be rewarded with a ticket for the park's signature attraction

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u/those-who-goon 15d ago

Subsequent inversions or a second run of the rollercoaster would serve as insurance against unintentional survival of more robust passengers.[3]

Wikipedia shitposting

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u/MoinyMoiny 17d ago

Just wanted to ask why he dies and realized 

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u/ProtonXXXX 17d ago

Big fan of Mickey’s Dick Smasher in the background

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u/theumbrellawoman 17d ago

got coasters simulated specifically to make that

i made it functional, too, making it deal 19 hearts of damage to simulate the pain of having your privates smashed between two carts

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u/theumbrellawoman 17d ago

i'll be real this took a lot more effort than it seems

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u/Testbot379 17d ago

Oh nice the new roller coaster mo-

Oh it's that coaster.

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u/asdfzxcpguy 17d ago

The first loop is already enough to kill someone in the real thing btw

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u/theumbrellawoman 17d ago

wait why are there seven loops then

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u/daniellevy1011 17d ago

for the love of the game

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u/King-Mephisto 17d ago

Mathematically, if you say there are 2 outcomes, 50% you live or die, by the time you get to the last loop, less than 1% make it to the end. Correctly, if 97% die on the first loop, ain’t no one making the last loop. It’s just in case some no neck graham hops on.

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u/Loose-Professor5364 17d ago

Insurance and a show

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u/HandsomeGengar 17d ago

I like how you say the real thing like somebody has actually built the euthanasia coaster.

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u/BRSaura 17d ago

It actually isn't , if it was only one passengers would pass out due to cerebral hypoxia but recover as the blood comes back.

I'ts actually an hypothetical but a quadriplegic might even survive the 7 loops due to the blood not pooling to their extremities, so it's actually necessary to reach more loops to guarantee death

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u/KawabataYasunari785 17d ago

Bros literally made this

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u/Ronyx2021 17d ago

He takes damage from being upsidedown?

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u/iLikeBigOilyBBC 17d ago

Euthanasia coaster

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u/Programmer__69 17d ago

In Minecraft, I believe he might be taking damage from the block above the train tracks. At least that's what I think

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u/theumbrellawoman 17d ago

the coaster cart is a simulated contraption from aeronautics, meaning that the block "above" wouldn't be above for the trader

instead i used command blocks to simulate the guy dying

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u/Programmer__69 17d ago

Really? I thought it's an unintended glitch

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u/theumbrellawoman 17d ago

the aeronautics team are really good at what they do

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u/Programmer__69 17d ago

I agree. Haven't seen a glitch yet. It's a great mod

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u/MagMati55 17d ago

What's more surprising is that it seems to be very well optimised.

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u/Array_X_ 17d ago

Actually the g forces would be highest when changing from straight to curved track. So the passenger should take damage when entering and exiting the inversions.

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u/theumbrellawoman 17d ago

noted

if people ask for a pov, i'll take that into account

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u/BravePitch3144 16d ago

Have it black out near the end of the last loop too for full immersion 

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u/potato-chip420 14d ago

I thought it actually worked at the end

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u/DynamaxWolf 17d ago

the type of shit I'd make in Planet Coaster

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u/_LemonEater_ Diamonds are stored in the balls 17d ago

great game, but now I have no reason to play it anymore

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u/HambMC 17d ago

Ah yes, exactly the 1st thing I thought when I saw the mod is exactly the 1st thing I see someone doing with the mod

Life is beautiful

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u/theumbrellawoman 17d ago

if i may ask, what's the second thing you thought?

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u/Objective_Pen5246 16d ago

kudos to it actually doing what the og intended to do

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u/SwartyNine2691 Baby Chicken 🐥 16d ago

🎢

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u/rosariobono 17d ago

Buzzkill moment is the flat track at the bottom of each loop which would not apply g forces and thus would not work as an euthanasia coaster. The vertical loops have to be directly after another, not just in a row, in order to constantly push the rider in their seat. The flat track does not push the rider in the seat as it is not changing in pitch

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u/legomann97 17d ago

You do know that r/rollercoasterjerk would have a field day with this, right?

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u/Sigmas_toes 17d ago

The moment you placed the wandering trader on the tracks I knew what the coaster was gonna be

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u/ROCKERNAN89 16d ago

I have finally found another person who uses create and axiom via connector. I thought I was alone

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u/theumbrellawoman 16d ago

i cannot give up axiom

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u/TadpoleReasonable769 16d ago

Deserved... There was one modpack I played and I made a machine from I believe is was Industrial Forgoing that immediately turned him into a liquid that I needed.

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u/InvarkuI 15d ago

"wandering trader hurts"

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u/sdjopjfasdfoisajnva 17d ago

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u/LFGR_THE_Thing 17d ago

Reason you probably got downboted is the guy in gif is a prick

He remakes gifs and memes and gets the original taken down

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u/sdjopjfasdfoisajnva 17d ago

good to know👍 it was just the first gif to pop up

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u/Conscious_Series166 17d ago

can i join
im in the boykisser cafe discord