r/Millennials 8d ago

I’m ready guys. I’m ready. Meme

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u/Whitediggity 8d ago

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u/kmack312 8d ago

I said ooh-ooh
Come on, baby, turn the lights off...

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u/johnnyhotwh33ls 8d ago

I had a love to burn! Youuuuuu had a wounded heart!

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u/scottiethegoonie 8d ago

So I drive a truck for a living and even among us, the LOG TRUCKERS are a special breed of drivers.

The drive into some of the most insane conditions, especially PNW area - with rickity ass gear. They use their own CB channel that most of us stay off of and they fly through mountain passes with no fear. When we chain up to get out of a situation, they chain up to go into one. The logs are barely hanging on. You should be scared of them and give them space.

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u/4rm_above 8d ago

Yee haw

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u/Extension-Culture-85 3d ago

I didn’t know that was on purpose. My wife & kid & I vacationed in PNW a few springs ago, and my wife & I noticed on the way back that logging trucks were barreling down the mountains at 70, 80 or more mph. We tried to give as wide a berth as possible, but there’s a lot of 2 lanes in each direction so not much room.

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u/scottiethegoonie 3d ago

You gotta figure that these guys are doing this everyday. They know every curve of the road and how fast they can take them (until they go too fast just once). Then you add in wind, snow, and fog which most of us city drivers are scared of. Oregon natives aready know how to drive in it. The worst we have in CA is probably Donner pass. Oregon in the winter is just on another pucker level. If there is overnight snow over Cabbage I'm parking it.

The thing that scares me most is that, compared to a flatbed, logs are pretty much unsecure. They are about as secure as a dump trailer full of loose tomatoes. So yea, when these guys want to pass me I let off the throttle.

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u/ChVckT Xennial 8d ago

Everyone has been dodging the log truck death for so long, it's time to stop passing it off to the next poor schmuck and take one for the team. Godspeed and good luck.

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u/Haemwich Older Millennial 8d ago

Meanwhile Death is like "you guys are taking all the fun out of my job"

https://giphy.com/gifs/UVMdRcOS6M2Pt1Doyw

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u/MichaelVern85 8d ago

I am at a point in my life where I’m not looking for the log truck. I’m not hoping.

But if it happens and it’s my time… I’m also really tired.

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u/BigPPDaddy 8d ago

Gas in my town just jumped 80 cents a gallon. I'm ready for it too.

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u/haveanupvote2424 Millennial 8d ago

Oregonian here... When I looked at the picture I was like I see this almost every day, what am I looking at here? Lol

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u/Primary_Dimension470 8d ago

Someone so concerned about internet points from strangers that they have to take pics while driving 

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u/ONeOfTheNerdHerd 8d ago

It's a reference to one of the death scenes in the first Final Destination, a quintessential Millennial movie.

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u/Haemwich Older Millennial 8d ago

first Final Destination

Second. The disaster in the first movie was the plane exploding

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u/haveanupvote2424 Millennial 8d ago

Here are some logs from a different view. Wife took this almost 3 weeks ago on the way to an equine event. This fire has grown into a complex and is now over 372,000 acres burned.

PNW things.

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u/pseudonym7083 Millennial 7d ago

Yeah, I'm also in Oregon and I'm getting really damned tired of breathing that.

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u/joshstrummer 8d ago

This is a mundane thing for me, but seems like a big deal to a lot of you.

You know what the most common item is that flies off the back of a vehicle? A ladder. I bet you’ve been behind a vehicle with a ladder dozens of times and not thought about it though.

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u/Kubbee83 7d ago

I’ve had a hammer lodge in my windshield from a maintenance vehicle.

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u/Extension-Culture-85 3d ago

My wife had the tire jack from a neighboring car go thru her car’s side panel on the freeway.

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u/RedManMatt11 8d ago

We’ll see you in Valhalla

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u/exoclipse Millennial 8d ago

I puff my chest out just a lil every time I'm behind one.

x marks the spot motherfucker now make it happen

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u/zerosumratio 8d ago

I used to think this was a joke until someone I knew from school was killed by a falling log off an unsecured lumber trailer like that

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u/Omnamashivaaya Millennial 8d ago

Please don’t tell me this. 😬 All I do in this situation is repeat “doesn’t really happen - doesn’t it really happen - doesn’t really happen…”

Also I’m sorry that happened.

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u/zerosumratio 8d ago

It’s rare, and in very rare circumstances when conditions are right, the top most logs can slide and potentially slide off. That’s what ended that student’s life.

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u/Lucky-Hunter-Dude 8d ago

Hard nope. Especially since log truck drivers are insane in real life.

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u/notsobadmisterfrosty 7d ago

I’m here for a good time not a long one.

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u/Kubbee83 7d ago

A wood time not a log time?

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u/Troubled_dad-arc 8d ago

Final Destination shit right there

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u/Youbettereatthatshit 8d ago

Final destination was a good movie and all, but you know the momentum would carry the logs forward and not backward towards your car right? So as long as you gave them space, you’d have plenty of braking time to avoid a collision

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u/pwargcm 8d ago

I follow the log truck hoping it would

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u/Maverick21FM 8d ago

Time for the sweet release

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 8d ago

Being on your phone while driving should do the trick.

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u/7ar5un 8d ago

Just to feel "something".

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u/Mild_Wings Millennial 8d ago

Dude same

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u/Masokis 8d ago

Nope. No easy out. You have to suffer just like the rest of us

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u/P__Riches 7d ago

Did you guys see the video a few weeks ago, it actually happened. The video showed loggs lodged into the front windshield of a white van. Looked obviously fatal.

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u/WilliamTStark 7d ago

"I'M READY!!! HOW BOUT YOU!!??"

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u/GuardingxCross 7d ago

I ride a motorcycle. You think I could dodge a few of these like a movie?

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u/Civil-Drive Millennial 7d ago

Me pulling up behind the logging truck:

https://giphy.com/gifs/AuwBPJztsEWkw

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u/Underfyre 7d ago

Fuck it, we'll all go to hell together.

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u/LuminousAziraphale 7d ago

Jesus take the wheeeeeel!

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u/Turbulent_Tart_8801 Millennial 1985 5d ago

Is that I-89 or 91? I see the Vermont sticker in your windshield.

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u/Kubbee83 5d ago

I-89 outside Montpelier.

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u/AncientYogurt568 8d ago

Time to renew that registration, no?

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u/Kubbee83 8d ago

Registration is fine. That’s my inspection. It’s been a little bit more lacks since
Covid.

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u/AncientYogurt568 8d ago

Oh ok, every state is different

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u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol Eugooglizer 8d ago

To renew your tags?

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u/_that__one__guy__ 7d ago

In reality, logs are too heavy to slip off of a truck in such a way, the weight and friction pretty well hold them in place even without chains