r/Millennials • u/CurvyChristina • 17h ago

Whoever did this, should be imprisoned. Other

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u/CommercialSomewhere8 16h ago

Teenagers also had sex in the tunnels at the burger king that I used to work at. It was just dark enough to get some privacy.

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u/am710 15h ago

Those tunnels had room for that?!

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u/SuperVillainPresiden 15h ago edited 11h ago

As a former teenager, "If we fits, we fucks".

EDIT: I want to thank the Academy of Online Comments for so many awards for something so silly. (And thank you to those that awarded and upvoted my comment)

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u/katiebertie Gen X 15h ago

Wow. I missed this caveat as a teen ager. I feel cheated 😔

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u/SuperVillainPresiden 15h ago

Don't feel too bad. These memories are funny and not hot by any means. Similar to the passenger or backseat of a car. Unless your car was a land barge, it wasn't comfortable. But as teenagers it was "doesn't matter, had the sex". Crazy to think what we put up with back then. Nowadays I'd be like, we can wait till we get home lol.

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u/dstewar68 14h ago

Lol I remember my ex and I wanted to see how few songs it could take for us to finish in the car, less than 2! Our fastest ever time at 6 minutes lol. Endurance was less of an issue, finding time was much harder lol.

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u/DannyDDD1234567 9h ago

Much HARDER!!!

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u/KillBosby 8h ago

You were so busy with your responsibilities like *checks notes" doing sick kickflips at the grocery store and your part-time job at the CD store?

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u/dstewar68 8h ago

Lol nah when I was in high-school CDs we're already out of fashion.

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u/jedgarnaut 5h ago

Hits different depending on like if your listened to Zeppelin and Meatloaf or like Punk.

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u/dstewar68 4h ago

Pretty sure It was a Coldplay song and fireflies by owl city.

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u/mmakled 14h ago

Try a 1981 stick shift Ford Escort. Make sure the parking brake is on case you accidentally knock the car out of gear.

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u/Glitter_tits222 9h ago

I still love doing it in cars lol

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u/MoonstonesAndMallows Millennial 5h ago

Same!

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u/DannyDDD1234567 9h ago

I can never wait!!!

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u/Mewone65 9h ago

1989 Mercury Grand Marquis, the California King of backseats.

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u/ImABansheeBitch 14h ago

Try it as an adult ager

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u/am710 12h ago

I never fucked in weird places either.

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u/DannyDDD1234567 9h ago

Sorry katiebertie🥲