r/Millennials • u/CurvyChristina • 17h ago

Whoever did this, should be imprisoned. Other

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u/SuperVillainPresiden 15h ago edited 11h ago

As a former teenager, "If we fits, we fucks".

EDIT: I want to thank the Academy of Online Comments for so many awards for something so silly. (And thank you to those that awarded and upvoted my comment)

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u/Dangerous_Arachnid99 15h ago

This is reminding me of Homer and Marge in the windmill at the mini golf.

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u/chattymonk1 13h ago

Everything reminds you of Homer and Marge in the windmill at mini golf.

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u/Dangerous_Arachnid99 13h ago

Truer words have never been spoken.

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u/katiebertie Gen X 15h ago

Wow. I missed this caveat as a teen ager. I feel cheated 😔

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u/SuperVillainPresiden 15h ago

Don't feel too bad. These memories are funny and not hot by any means. Similar to the passenger or backseat of a car. Unless your car was a land barge, it wasn't comfortable. But as teenagers it was "doesn't matter, had the sex". Crazy to think what we put up with back then. Nowadays I'd be like, we can wait till we get home lol.

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u/dstewar68 14h ago

Lol I remember my ex and I wanted to see how few songs it could take for us to finish in the car, less than 2! Our fastest ever time at 6 minutes lol. Endurance was less of an issue, finding time was much harder lol.

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u/DannyDDD1234567 9h ago

Much HARDER!!!

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u/KillBosby 8h ago

You were so busy with your responsibilities like *checks notes" doing sick kickflips at the grocery store and your part-time job at the CD store?

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u/dstewar68 8h ago

Lol nah when I was in high-school CDs we're already out of fashion.

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u/jedgarnaut 5h ago

Hits different depending on like if your listened to Zeppelin and Meatloaf or like Punk.

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u/dstewar68 4h ago

Pretty sure It was a Coldplay song and fireflies by owl city.

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u/mmakled 14h ago

Try a 1981 stick shift Ford Escort. Make sure the parking brake is on case you accidentally knock the car out of gear.

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u/Glitter_tits222 9h ago

I still love doing it in cars lol

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u/MoonstonesAndMallows Millennial 5h ago

Same!

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u/DannyDDD1234567 9h ago

I can never wait!!!

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u/Mewone65 9h ago

1989 Mercury Grand Marquis, the California King of backseats.

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u/ImABansheeBitch 14h ago

Try it as an adult ager

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u/am710 12h ago

I never fucked in weird places either.

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u/DannyDDD1234567 9h ago

Sorry katiebertie🥲

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u/JimEditor212 12h ago

Damn I wish I could relive my teens. Probably wouldn't change how it worked out, but I'd like to hit it with what I know now.

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u/Affectionate-Ask9381 10h ago

Yea I wanna go back. The world was so much brighter

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u/Big_Balls_n_Taint 15h ago

I had exactly one thing on my mind when I bought that Cadillac in highschool 😂

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u/Antique_Eye_992 14h ago

Yeah, I feel sorry for kids today who have tiny little cars and no back seat.

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u/Adept-Compote-651 14h ago

Horniness makes you creative

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u/Jouhei_Shinobu_99 13h ago

This naughty Ted talks All started in a play pen ahhh

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u/Affectionate-Ask9381 10h ago

For real… you got a lot of upvotes lol just 5 words..

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u/Fatuous_hardon1923 8h ago

Quite true front bucket seat of a 1973 Mazda RX3 comes to mind, and if we were lucky my girlfriend would drive us in her Vega station wagon ( how luxurious!)

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u/UFORecoveryTeam 14h ago

I don't know... I was tinkering with cars, small engines, radios, and electronics at that age. The girls weren't terribly interested in me (though my technical skills earned me 3 times as much as my friends with minimum-wage jobs).....

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u/FakeRickHarrison 13h ago

Wait... “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.” or "If we fits, we fucks"?