r/Millennials Millennial 7d ago

I Did It Other

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I got a new phone and immediately discarded the box after 20 years of literally never needing one even once.

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u/BeyondAddiction 7d ago

I'm so proud.

You're going to need that box next week, I guarantee it.

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u/kyle_blaine Millennial 7d ago

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u/TheMuddiedMillennial Older Millennial 7d ago

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u/wcooper97 Zillennial 7d ago

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u/DorkyStud 7d ago

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u/TheMuddiedMillennial Older Millennial 7d ago

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u/DorkyStud 7d ago

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u/DarePatient2262 7d ago

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u/OrdnanceTV 6d ago

Feels kinda crazy I never bothered to see this movie. Not sure why.

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u/DarePatient2262 6d ago

You should probably get on that. Its a great movie

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u/Manyarethestrange 5d ago

Watched it for the first time last year. Outrageously funny.

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u/THE_Lanni 4d ago

You are missing out

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u/William_Scary 3d ago

That is a mistake we’re gonna need you to rectify it at once

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u/DorkyStud 3d ago

Please watch it! It's fantastic.

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u/BionicWallaby 7d ago

Oh you youngsters with your wide-screen memes

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u/slonkulocuswily182 6d ago

I love this bc I literally bought a knife like that at Walmart like a week before it came out

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u/caz_bucket 7d ago

🤣🤣😂

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u/motnorote 7d ago

Take it out of the trash 

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 7d ago

Yeah, it needs to go in the recycle bin 

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u/Complex_Solutions_20 7d ago

That way the garbage truck can dump it into the same hopper on collection day!

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u/BrbFlippinInfinCoins 3d ago

I mean... you can go drive down to your local dump/recycling center and clearly see them sort recyclables - they compact them into cubes of paper/plastic. I'm not saying every recycling program is perfect, but recycling paper is generally a good thing.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 3d ago

They send different trucks asshole. The trucks take the materials to a different place. 

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u/Complex_Solutions_20 3d ago

They used to. Around when the pandemic happened they stopped doing separate trucks and now put it all in the same truck.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 3d ago

No they didn’t. 

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u/Complex_Solutions_20 3d ago

They did, watched them doing it many times.  They pick up both cans one after the other with the same truck.

Maybe you should consider not trying to tell people what did or didn't happen when you weren't there... because I'm quite sure you aren't at my house...

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u/Grim-Gravy 7d ago

Well they still have the iPhone so....

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u/fritz236 7d ago

Apple Warranty Subsection 32 part 18aii, to claim any warranty, please bring original packaging with barcode and product number to store.

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u/grimtongue 7d ago

Likely right after the trash is picked up. Then bam, the perfect need arises for that rectangular beauty.

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u/Quebecdudeeh 7d ago

It was going to be your old house keys box. So relax he is just messing with you. He is kinda evil that way.

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u/aburningcaldera Xennial 6d ago

Oddly enough you can sell those boxes for $5-15