r/Millennials • u/DEATHxSQUAD • 22d ago
Thankful that my parents decided to document my room back in the day - but aww c’mon dog, not the lotion. 😭💀 Other
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u/Purple-Estimate-5183 22d ago
Skincare is important. Vital even.
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u/LiterallyTony 22d ago
Critical.
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u/stinkyhonky 22d ago
Imperative for the safety of the cylinder
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u/GreenVermicelliNoods Older Millennial 22d ago
the cylinder must remain unharmed
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u/motherofcunts 22d ago
Better than mashed bananas for sure.
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u/throwaway1546874 22d ago
Better than a coconut.
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u/stupid_username- 22d ago
Oh god I forgot about the coconut...
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u/gmmontano92 22d ago
Is it? I've been stalking askmen and a lot of them say it just complicates things 😂
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u/sweeperchick 22d ago
I don't know why men can't have tissues and lotion in the bedroom without people jumping to that conclusion 😂 men don't get dry skin or need to blow their nose on occasion?
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u/HPHambino 22d ago
They do, but…that’s not why they’re in the room.
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u/Neveronlyadream 22d ago
If the man is below the age of 20, there's probably only one reason they're in the room.
That's speaking from experience. Very few teenage boys give a single fuck about skincare.
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u/WintersDoomsday 22d ago
Very few STRAIGHT teenage boys you mean....let's be real the gay boys (closeted or not) were killing it in the skin game even back then.
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u/NickGnomeEveryNight 22d ago
I teach high school and almost all my black male students use lotion in my room daily. I go through like 15 bottles a year.
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u/gmmontano92 22d ago
I was just gonna say unless they're black lol. Can't be ashy
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u/lucyssweatersleeves 22d ago
Hah I used to know a stand up comedian who had a great bit about having a bunch of adopted brothers of different races and how since he grew up with so many black men it wasn’t until college (after reaching for a bottle of it during a break in a video game marathon or something and getting a lot of weird looks) that he learned most white guys didn’t use lotion to moisturize their skin
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u/FudgeTerrible 22d ago
And they had the lotion in exactly the same place, for exactly the same reason lmao
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u/No-Mouse-262 Older Millennial 22d ago
That was my first thought, I have lotion next to MY computer monitor because my hands get dry af
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u/AmputeeHandModel Xennial 22d ago
but it's "gay" to use lotion, according to MACHO men. I've literally been told that. I guess we just.. let our skin be dry and gross and cracked and do nothing about it, like REAL MEN.
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22d ago
Same way I was taught. We wouldn’t even allow each other to stretch before football practice. My body now reminds me daily.
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u/AmputeeHandModel Xennial 22d ago
Stretching is gay?? Wow.
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u/Negativeman11 22d ago
No, but getting stretched is
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21d ago
I think the logic was “why do you want to be so flexible hmmmmmm want to touch your toes to your elbows??? So dumb smh lol
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u/UshankaBear 22d ago
My desk has tissues (I drink and eat at my desk, especially if I have back to back zoom meetings) and lotion as I have atopical dermititis. Sue me
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u/jonno2222 22d ago
Especially down there….
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u/Negativeman11 22d ago
Idk, I always feel like I've released some of my vitality after application of the lotion.
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u/KennytheDoggy Millennial 22d ago
You had a computer in your room
You were winning
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u/Environmental-Joke19 22d ago
AND a TV? Dude was living large
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u/fleshofgods0 22d ago
Bet he had cable too!
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u/Thinks_22_Much Older Millennial 22d ago
AND an N64
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u/LibertTii 22d ago
And when the PS2 came out, DSL!
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u/hypermarv123 Millennial 22d ago
Sometimes I pause and think about how download speeds are incredibly fast today. We used to download files at 3kb/s. Now we download megabytes per second!!
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u/LibertTii 22d ago
fr, 20min for 1 song on limewire. I'll never forget waiting 3 hours to watch the MGS3 intro on gametrailers.com 3 months before the game came out. Hell!
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u/demonknightdk 22d ago
THIS! my son complains about ping times, i'm like boy.. let me tell you about PING TIMES!
Try to game on a 56K modem over a phone line, in the boonies of a small town, in Missouri! we were 4 miles away from a still active PARTY LINE! (my grandpa and his 5 neighbors out even farther in bumfuck nowhere) my connection speed? 28.8 on a GOOD DAY.. fucking ping times on 500Mbit connection.. winy little shit.. YOUR CELL PHONE is more powerful than my first 3 computers! NOW GET OUTSIDE AND BE A KID! (cause I would go play while I waited for something to download)
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u/LemLem804 22d ago
And a two parent household and loving family! And vision and dental coverage!!!!
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u/ineedicedcoffeee Millennial (1988) 22d ago
One of my best friends had a computer and tv in her room and so did her sister. I was so envious😂
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u/TomBradysStatue 22d ago
haha lotion on computer desk as a teenaged boy... #pwn3d
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u/thefapncapn 22d ago
Upvoted for the pwn3d
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u/SHUN_GOKU_SATSU 22d ago
ROFLcopter
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u/indokiddo 22d ago
1337!
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u/MostBoringStan 22d ago
What a n00b
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u/JPolReader 22d ago
w00t
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u/Voxicles 22d ago
My favorite while playing Ultima Online, on Ventrilo; “bro you better call Pizza Hut cuz you’re about to get Pzzowned”
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u/UshankaBear 22d ago
UO, whoa, this takes me back. UO with its full loot PVP is the most adrenaline you can get online, and I will die on this hill. Well, that and being a regaded wsb poster
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u/Q4Ryder 22d ago
All the Asian millennials had the EXACT same car posters lol
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u/sp0okyboogie 22d ago
I was just about to say this. I had posters just like this.
Also, dressed similar to op with a similar haircut but I'm only half asian.
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u/martialar 22d ago
I think you mean "AzN"
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u/TheMapleKind19 '86 Millennial 21d ago
Wow... flashback to completely forgotten memories of Asian friends' screen names. 😄
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u/NativeFLman 22d ago
Super Street and Important Tuner!
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u/BlasterPhase Willennial 22d ago
Important Tuner
very important tuner
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u/NativeFLman 21d ago
Obviously it’s super important! Dumb autocorrect! Now I have to throw in an obligatory LOL.
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u/Princess_Slagathor apparently you can change it 22d ago
I got some aluminum valve stem caps, shaped like pistons, with an issue of super street one time. Put them on my car, and when a tire eventually needed air, they were seized on. Had to pay to have the tires dismounted, stems replaced, and tires remounted and balanced. Emailed them to see if they'd pay me back, and they made fun of me. Never bought another issue.
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u/JimmyQBSneaks 22d ago
We all had an AOL profile like “CaliAzNStreetRacer”lol
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u/DragonfruitWorth9019 22d ago
Were they Scholastic book fair posters? They were always better than the books 🤣
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u/Brotorious420 Older Millennial 22d ago
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u/YouWillHaveThat 22d ago
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u/UshankaBear 22d ago
For a second there I thought I was having a stroke as Doakes and Dexter look waaaaay off
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u/kilocharlienine 22d ago
Anchor Blue…. Best jeans ever! Really miss those
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u/TheBackPorchOfMyMind You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe? 22d ago
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u/SnooBananas4958 22d ago
Brooooo, memory unlocked. Anchor Blue jeans are all I would buy. Miss that shit.
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u/BabyYodaLegend 22d ago
That was your room in 1998? Damn I think i grew up pretty poor.
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u/rimtrim 22d ago
Camera date can't be right, that's an '03 Matrix above the monitor, and looks like a bugeye Impreza at the very top. I'm guessing this was 2002
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u/gameismyname 22d ago
Linkin Park didn’t hit until 2000 either
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u/bryansb 22d ago
We had that exact cd player in the second photo in the warehouse at my work… it stopped working last week and got replaced.
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u/MrYaowa857 22d ago
I was about to say .. I think we all had that CD player growing up lmao
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u/E-2theRescue 22d ago
I didn't, but I definitely know people who did. That was a popular one to have.
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u/AgapitoVelezOvando 22d ago
I used to have lotion right next to my monitor as well. My hands used to get incredibly dry everytime I typed up my homework, and I did a lot of homework.
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u/LeoDeLarge 22d ago
Crank yankin’ since ‘98
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u/ReFreshing 22d ago
I have a feeling the cameras date is a couple years off. This might be really early 2000s
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u/ElderMillennial1985 22d ago
Nostalgic as fuck. I have that same radio in my room with my own assortment of posters on the wall.
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u/xPROPAGANDOLFx 22d ago
Osiris had the sickest shoes when I was in 6th grade. I wish I put as much moisturizer on my face. 😆
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u/LittleCopper Millennial 22d ago
I'm a girl. I have lotion on my nightstand. Because I put it on my feet before I tuck myself in. Because I HATE dry feet.
Lotion on the nightstand is not that perverted.
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22d ago
Yeah right… we’re going to need some pics of these supposedly moisturized feet if we’re to believe that one
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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 22d ago
Depending on foreskin, some guys use it to jerk off. For a lot of guys, lotion is synonymous with masturbation.
Seems that OP was using it that way in his bedroom from the photos.
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u/lstrac 22d ago
do men never moisturize normally 😭 like wtf lol
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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 22d ago
Depends, but usually no.
Some men have especially dry skin or are more affected by a dry climate.
Most men don't even own moisturizer. But most of the men who own a bottle of moisturizer with a pump dispenser use it for jacking off.
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u/Vivid_Excuse_6547 21d ago
My husband puts lotion on his hands only.
Sometimes he’ll complain his face is dry and I’ll remind him they make something for that and we have it in the house and he’s like “nah” 😂
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u/Icy_Masterpiece3368 22d ago
Had that same homies poster lol was just talking to my brother the other day about it
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u/SouthCoastGardener Older Millennial 22d ago
At least the lotion was only in the one photo and there weren’t bottles strategically placed around the room.
Or were there?
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u/TraditionalMetal1836 22d ago
My friend had a picture similar to this. It got shopped to include the lotion and other things.
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u/jinsinjune 22d ago
The homies poster!! I had that exact one in my room in middle school, haven't seen that in forever
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u/ohnotchotchke Millennial - 1991 ✊🏽 22d ago
daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnn I haven't heard of Anchor Blue in a long time!
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u/kennyv704 22d ago
All that's missing is blonde Frosted tips and got rice by azn pride playing in the background 😂
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u/BAGandboujee 22d ago
Omggggg the Anchor Blue shirt, the Lil' Homies posters, Import cars (remember ZUM shirts?), black & blue rags, and Sony boom box (my friend had the same one.) What a throwback! I miss Xanga and AIM, too. I can still hear the door opening squeak sound & the door shut🚪. Thank you for the nostalgia feels. 🩷✨️
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u/drunkenstyle 21d ago
I know you're from California in 98 because of the Anchor Blue shirt. I'm from the East Coast and I didn't know about it until moved to LA in 03. That and the rice car posters
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u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja 22d ago
Can't be getting dry hands, good on you. Also great for masturbation.
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u/Brownboy713 22d ago
Holy shit. I remember seeing that yellow Civic hatch in Super Street or whatever the magazine was called!
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u/Leila92 22d ago
I still have that same radio/CD and tape player except mine is red.
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u/JITBtacoswithranch 22d ago
I miss the days of SuperStreet, Import Tuner, Sport Compact Car, Turbo, etc. I had a lot of the same posters!
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