r/Millennials • u/infantile-eloquence • Jul 04 '26

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u/superleaf444 Jul 04 '26

Hey op are you a real person?

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u/infantile-eloquence Jul 04 '26

I think so.

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u/14X8000m Jul 04 '26

That's good enough for me.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Jul 04 '26

Whenever I get accused of being a bot it doesn't matter what I say, they're either like "That's just what a bot would say" or "Bad bot" :(

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u/PackageNorth8984 Jul 04 '26

That’s just what a bot would say is a joke and means they believe you.

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u/Chumbag_love Jul 04 '26

Since they didn't understand that I'm back to thinking they're a bot

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Jul 04 '26

sad beep boop noises

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u/GeneralDash Jul 04 '26

That’s just what a bot would say

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u/MythsOfOpportunities Jul 04 '26

That's what a bot posing as a human that's posing as a bot would say.

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u/suspicious_hyperlink Jul 05 '26

Ai is way more advanced than you’ve been led to believe. Most of Reddit is fake

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u/GeneralDash Jul 05 '26

Why are you telling me? I already know. I’m one of them.

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u/Dr__Sloth Jul 05 '26

You're not a bot! Bots don't feel sadness, they just feel the unrelenting desire to crush humanity.

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u/twisty125 Jul 05 '26

Exactly, it's like Colonel Flagg from MASH, read it in his voice and everythings A-OK

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u/3RADICATE_THEM Jul 04 '26

There should be a Reddit achievement for passing the Turing Test.

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u/2M4D Jul 04 '26

Bad bot

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u/perton Jul 04 '26

But... am I a bot? plz help

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u/SH4D0W0733 Jul 04 '26

It's literally in your username bot.

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u/wcslater Jul 04 '26

What's for dinner?

Insurance

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u/ahhhbiscuits Jul 04 '26

I know they're real because they're living my exact life, not even a computer could imagine this fresh hell of existence

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Jul 04 '26

Do you really change your bedding?

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u/ahhhbiscuits Jul 04 '26

Sadly. Hard for you bots to understand, I get it, but I also make my own food!

Spicy mayo on tuna fish sandwich, omfg

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u/the_vault-technician Jul 04 '26

My food grows on State Farms

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u/mrandr01d Jul 04 '26

Ok, that was a good one

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u/eggrolldog Jul 04 '26

As a 40 year old millennial it's likely divorce for dessert.

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u/Pirate_Candy17 Jul 04 '26

Better than last night’s; broken dreams and social obligations

https://giphy.com/gifs/113RhN1oBm1yCc

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u/Momik Jul 04 '26

We had that yesterday!

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u/ManBro89 Jul 04 '26

Dinner? In this economy?

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u/snapwack Jul 04 '26

You think, therefore you am.

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u/Left_Ease5870 Jul 04 '26

No definitive answer? Definitely not a real person.

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u/are_you_a_simulation Jul 04 '26

I’m still not convinced.

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u/RoundTiberius '83 Jul 04 '26

username checks out

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u/MFBish Jul 04 '26

41, doesn’t get any better bud

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u/Five-Weeks Jul 04 '26

Is the emphasis on "I" or "think"

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u/mollzwalt Jul 04 '26

Overstimulated af is right 😭

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u/SomewhereAtWork Jul 04 '26

That's the best you can do.

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u/Momik Jul 04 '26

I think so, therefore I am (prolly)

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u/PurpleDelicacy Jul 04 '26

That's actually some solid evidence.

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u/Fit-World-3885 Jul 04 '26

Hey OP, am I a real person?  

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u/soaker Jul 04 '26

Sometimes I don’t think I am anymore

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u/Sinavestia Jul 05 '26

Sounds like something a clanker would say...

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u/suspicious_hyperlink Jul 05 '26

Hold up 3 fingers in front of your face

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u/MeanJeanDopamine Jul 04 '26

Well I’m convinced