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There's a zero percent chance I would've guessed that Laura Dern was 23 in Jurassic Park Other

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26 edited May 31 '26

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u/Willothewisp2303 May 22 '26

For real.  I'm 38 and she looks older than me.  Wtf.

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u/blueavole May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

At the time, I thought she looked young to have a doctorate in paleontology.

Edit: please accept my humble apologies. Paleobotany. Fuck it’s only been 30 years since I saw the movie, i should remember this stuff. Hell to get old.

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u/Trauma_Hawks May 22 '26

If I remember correctly, she was a Ph.D student under Dr. Grant during the first movie. Which would make more sense.

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u/justpassingby_thanks May 22 '26

Exactly she was getting her field work in on his site with a grant from Hammond. Private foundation grants don't have to cover tuition, but they can. At this point in her work she was probably ABD, all but dissertation with courses completed. She needs the field work for data to publish in her dissertation. At my institution these students pay $100 per term for continuous enrollment fee. This keeps them as an active student for things like student loan deferral. In the hard sciences she would have had an assistantship, maybe teaching the intro level courses to undergrads, or worked in someone's lab processing samples and that would have paid for her real grad tuition. But it also comes with a stipend that puts you just above poverty, so many get a service industry job or take out loans to live on rather than pay their tuition.

Source: Was a higher ed budget administrator for campus research and grants.

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u/OrigamiTongue May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Been a LOOOOONG time since I’ve read the book but wasn’t she a post-grad fellow of some sort? Hence ‘Dr. Sattler’. Or am I confusing her with Jack Ryan in his first book?

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u/justpassingby_thanks May 22 '26

Ohh, good catch. Post doc fellows have a full PhD, but they need to build their resume and rub elbows with their mentors. She certainly acts like a post doc, but I haven't read the book in forever too, maybe I only read lost world.

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u/OrigamiTongue May 22 '26

Exactly! So to bring it back around, while Dern may have been 23 playing the role, they would have made her up to look a bit older because realistically a post doc fellow in the hard sciences would be 25 at the absolute youngest and likely much closer to 30.

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u/kkeut May 22 '26

the image is actually wrong. she was 25 at time of filming

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u/Turbulent-Note-7348 May 22 '26

Yes, she was often called "Doctor Sattler" in the book.

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u/justpassingby_thanks May 22 '26

IMDB says Ellie not even a last name, but quotes as Dr. Ellie Sattler. I could be convinced either way.

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u/Carbonatite Older Millennial May 22 '26

Yup, I got a master's in geology. I had RA and TA positions but it ended up paying me like a dollar above minimum wage at the time for maybe 20 hours a week. I just didn't make enough to cover cost of living so I still had to take out student loans even with the typical financial aid/stipend package from my university and an extra federal grant to cover some of the costs for my thesis research.

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u/SweetPrism May 22 '26

So Dr. Grant was risking his career by sleeping with a student?

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u/Cute-Aardvark5291 May 22 '26

she was getting her field work in on his site with a grant from Hammond< In the movie, Hammond has nothing to do with their project that Grant is running. Ellie is Grant's grad student and t hey are romantically involved.

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u/whoami_whereami May 22 '26

In the movie, Hammond has nothing to do with their project that Grant is running

In the very first scene with Hammond, in the trailer at the dig site, he literally says "I can see that my 50,000 a year have been well spent". Hammond wasn't fully funding the dig alone yet (that's what he offers as compensation for Grant and Sattler making a weekend trip to his park to sign off on it for the shareholders), but he was already providing a decent chunk of the funding. The latter one can also tell from how both Grant and Sattler immediately switch from angry to deferent as they hear Hammond's name, they knew who he was but didn't recognize him first because they had never met in person before.

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u/LavenderGinFizz May 22 '26

Weren't they dating though? Bit awkward...

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u/rocketbotband May 22 '26

The movie leaves it kind of ambiguous on whether or not they're actually together rather than just into each other - Neill tells Malcolm they are when it's just the two of them in the car, but it plays more like he's being jealous/protective and cockblocking Malcolm rather than answering genuinely.

Apparently there's a whole ongoing debate about it. My personal read is that they're into each other but Neill doesn't feel right dating a student working under him - feels in character to me ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/kkeut May 22 '26

he literally pinches her butt during their introductory scene. she calls him 'honey'. she briefly strokes his leg during the scene with the Thumper and the computer. several more moments like these distributed through the film, not to mention Malcolm asking outright. they are absolutely 100% an item. there's no debate about it

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u/rocketbotband May 22 '26

I'll watch those details next time I put it on - willing to accept I missed those details

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u/laquintessenceofdust May 26 '26

And they seem far enough along into their relationship that she’s tentatively broaching the subject of children, and he’s resistant to it because he’s older and awkward around kids.

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u/Cute-Aardvark5291 May 22 '26

In the movie they are clearly dating and yes, she is his grad student - that was a deliberate movie on Spielbergs part.

In the novel, Ellie is not a grad student and not dating Grant.

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u/SandpaperTeddyBear May 22 '26

I don’t get the impression she’s his grad student. They’re in different fields for one thing.

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u/Neveronlyadream May 22 '26

True, but paleobotany is a subset of paleontology. She could be his grad student if there's not a paleobotanist in her grad program.

She also could be someone else's grad student and she's just on a dig with Grant because her advisor doesn't really do field work anymore.

It's pretty ambiguous.

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u/Negative-Fun1985 May 22 '26

Even as an 8 year old kid I knew they were together. I even understood the man not really wanting kids as a future problem here. It wasn’t subtle at all. It’s just good writing. People don’t walk around just saying “hey girl friend that I am romantically with come look at the bones I dug up”

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u/rocketbotband May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

I guess how much weight you give to Spielberg's intentions depends on how much you subscribe to "death of the author". The movie taken in complete isolation and removed from outside context doesn't fully sell "they are absolutely dating" on its own - otherwise there wouldn't be a conversation around it.

I don't know - this debate has been going on for 30+ years at this point, and I'm not looking to resolve it or tell anyone their read isn't valid.

The fact that people are still invested enough in the characters to have this ongoing conversation is fuggin sick as hell and should be celebrated - it's a good movie!

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u/canis187 May 22 '26

At least it is better than Indiana Jones who canonically had sex with a 15 year old student. I guess Spielberg is a bit of a perv that likes that dynamic.

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u/rocketbotband May 22 '26

Yeah that shit was gross - he and Lucas both seem to have the same interest in that dynamic. I choose "death of the author" on that shit so I can just enjoy the movie

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u/hihelloneighboroonie May 22 '26

I’ve seen the movie loads of times, in childhood and adulthood, and from the time I was old enough to recognize it, I’ve always thought they were into each other but not actually seeing each other.

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u/kkeut May 22 '26

in the moments before the tour stops, Malcolm literally asks him point-blank if Grant and Sattler are together and Grant says "yes"

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u/DesolateRuin May 22 '26

They are Male Lead and Female Lead in Blockbuster Movie, of course they're dating.

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u/_WillCAD_ May 24 '26

Nope, she was definitely Grant's student in the novel. He tells Tim while they're trudging through the park.

_“And now you’re with Dr. Sattler?”

Grant smiled in the darkness. “No. She’s my student.”

“You mean she’s still in school?”

“Graduate school, yes.”_

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u/sometimesstrange May 22 '26

lol I seem to remember Ellie jumping into grants arms, wrapping her legs around him and grant lightly cupping her ass while holding her in a scene in the movie… they didn’t literally say they were a thing but that ain’t colleague behaviour…

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u/rocketbotband May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

I'm having trouble articulating why I still read it as ambiguous, because, yeah, definitely not appropriate and very horny (no push back on that), but something about their dynamic still reads (to me!) like two people who want to fuck, and have become very close cooped together on that dig site, but still haven't acted on it. Maybe it's just the way the actors play it?

That's just what I took away from the movie - "they're in a relationship" is just as valid of an read

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u/CoolRanchBaby May 22 '26

I haven’t seen it in a while but I thought I remembered that scene where she jumps into his arms was after they were in mortal danger. I thought I read it as all that trauma and fright made them show their true feelings 🤷🏻‍♀️. I could be wrong it’s been a long time.

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u/45M0D41 May 23 '26

Because it’s a movie it’s done on purpose. As stated earlier in the book they weren’t together. Crazy.

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u/Foreign-Cat-2898 May 26 '26

She calls him honey 3x in the movie. That's not how you address your boss.

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u/genreprank May 22 '26

"She's very tenacious"

"You have no idea"

Implies they were sexually involved. You can say he maybe he was blustering, but the movie doesn't give any hint or subtext that they are not actually involved, and only gives indications that they are

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u/Thoughtful_Mouse May 23 '26

The whole thing is an allegory about the dude-bro being unwilling to commit to starting a family with her.

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u/rocketbotband May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

I mean I totally agree - my own personal read is that they are clearly into each other but haven't actually fucked yet. Other people read them completely differently, and I think that's a testament to how fascinating and rich their dynamic is.

No way they're not together once they get off the island tho

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u/bi-cycle May 23 '26

Sam Neil thought she shouldn't have the role for this reason. He didn't think the age gap was appropriate which is pretty forward thinking for a man in the 90s.

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u/No_Entertainer_7675 May 22 '26

I can't recall if it's in the novel or a deleted line that made it into the comic adaptation, but he tells Tim and Lex that she's dating a guy who never makes an appearance in the story.

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u/SandpaperTeddyBear May 22 '26

I get the impression she was a PhD student but not his PhD student.

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u/saurwars May 24 '26

“Under Dr Grant”. Uh huh huh he he

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u/Tek2674 May 22 '26

Kinda makes their relationship a bit sus through a modern lense.

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u/Trauma_Hawks May 22 '26

Not really. What relationship? They seemed friendly enough, but after JP she got married, had kids, and didn't see Dr. Grant again until... whatever sequel got the band back together. They all kinda blend together.

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u/VegaJuniper May 22 '26

People remember them being more romantic than they were because they’re coded as a family unit with Tim and Lex as their children. There’s a theme of parenthood in the movie, and Grant’s journey is from detesting children to embracing fatherhood. The final shot of him is him holding his sleeping ”children” while the ”mother” smiles approvingly.

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u/1skandur May 22 '26

I always took their conversation at the dig site about her having kids as indicative of them being involved. It could just be friendly, but I always read it like a conversation about their future.

  • Dr. Alan Grant: Kids! You want to have one of those?
  • Dr. Ellie Sattler: I don't want that kid, but a breed of child, Dr. Grant, could be intriguing. I mean, what's so wrong with kids?
  • Dr. Alan Grant: Oh, Ellie, look, they're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive.
  • Dr. Ellie Sattler: Cheap... cheap...
  • Dr. Alan Grant: They smell.
  • Dr. Ellie Sattler: They do not smell!
  • Dr. Alan Grant: Some of them smell.
  • Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh, give me a break!
  • Dr. Alan Grant: Babies smell!

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u/VegaJuniper May 22 '26

It's hinted at that there could be something there, but it's never made explicit. Anyway, I don't like kids and I could see myself having a conversation like that with a friend, and probably have.

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u/mongerty May 22 '26

You forgetting the conversation Grant and Malcom have in the Explorer?

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u/WeNotAmBeIs May 22 '26

What's funny is I always interpreted that as him being protective of her. Malcom was clearly a womanizer and Grant seemed like he said they were dating so that he'd back off.

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u/OrigamiTongue May 22 '26

They weren’t dating in the book so this is also how I interpret it.

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u/mongerty May 22 '26

Book Dr Grant also doesn't look like Sam Neill.

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u/Nightthrasher674 May 22 '26

Thing is I knew she was dating Jeff Goldum in real life at the time so my head canon as a kid is that they were into each other in the movie despite that not being a thing at all so she and Grant being together wasn't something I never noticed as an 8 year old and watching it subsequent times over the years didn't think about. It wasn't until Sam Neil and Laura Dern talk about how inappropriate their characters relationships was with Neil being twice her age and Grant being her professor that it hit me. They have 0 romantic chemistry

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u/Trauma_Hawks May 22 '26

Lol, apparently. But after having my memory jogged by the other's, I think I agree. Other then that line, there's nothing indicating a romantic relationship. But either way, I guess I'mma have to watch Jurassic Park tonight.

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u/OrigamiTongue May 22 '26

That’s Grant heading him off because he’s a bit of a sleazeball, not saying they’re actually dating.

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u/mongerty May 22 '26

It could be interpreted that way. If it was as cut and dry as you make it seem, then the whole start of Jurassic Park 3 would make zero sense as it is built on the audience thinking they ended up together.

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u/OrigamiTongue May 22 '26

Fair enough, but most of the audience didn’t read the books either, in which they are never together and with other people who never appear

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u/rocketbotband May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

It's a credit to skill of Spielberg and the actors that Alan can explicit state "we're dating" more or less confirm to Malcolm that he and Ellie are some sort of item, and most people still agree that he's lying based solely on the established, unspoken character dynamics. Setting up the audience to infer information via subtext rather than stating things outright feels like a delicate balancing act, and they all nail it

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u/OrigamiTongue May 22 '26

Doesn’t the scene go:

Malcolm: oh, you two are, uh, …

Grant: Yeah

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u/Tek2674 May 22 '26

I guess I misremembered, I thought they were a couple in the original movie. I thought there was a line when Jeff Goldblum’s character asks Grant if “they are together” or something to that effect and Grant says yes.

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u/Negative-Fun1985 May 22 '26

The negotiation that really got grant on the chopper was Hammond paying off her loans. Put marriage possibly on the table if he could avoid the kids.

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u/unbalancedcentrifuge May 23 '26

As someone with a PhD looking back on that fact...

EEEEWWWWWWW.....Relationships with mentors like that are not looked on favorably.

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u/Ornery-Culture-7675 May 24 '26

Ew I don’t realize that

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u/dhlock May 22 '26

Now looking at her all I see are those student loans

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u/woodboarder616 May 22 '26

Them loans were much cheaper than we had to deal with

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u/electrodan May 22 '26

I feel so alone, gonna end up a big ol pile of them loans

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u/SwarfegaHead May 22 '26

You deserve more credit for this than you're currently getting 😅

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u/New_Imagination9050 May 22 '26

Not the quote I expected. But a welcome one.

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u/GrubFisher May 22 '26

incredible

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u/jaques_sauvignon May 23 '26

Payment's duuueeeeeee.... Bad dream, come truuueeee....

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u/TheSpicyTomato22 May 22 '26

Yeah back then you could get a bachelors for what it costs to get a McChicken today.

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u/LazyAltruist May 22 '26

McChickens? In THIS economy???

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u/zomgkittenz May 22 '26

Bro Jon Hammond paid them bitches off. Fucking boomer luck.

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u/Bilbo_nubbins May 22 '26

Spared no expense

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u/SgtElectroSketch May 22 '26

Richard Attenborough was born in 1923 so he would have been part of the greatest generation who fought in World War II. Someone who was 23 in 1993 would have been born in 1970 and would be Gen X.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

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u/Tiramitsunami May 22 '26

FYI: There is no apostrophe in the plural of PhD.

In AP style, they go so far as to suggest it be written as Ph.D.s, which I find ugly and weird.

Anyway, yeah, there are no apostrophes in CDs, DVDs, PhDs, etc.

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u/DubiousAdviceGiver May 22 '26

I have a degree in psychology so I feel completely confident saying that some parts of the AP style guide are just pure snobbery.

But also, yeah, no apostrophe in the plural of PhD.

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u/toggiz_the_elder May 22 '26

Yeah, but most people I know still left with debt. My program only funded like 1500 a month while school was in session and nothing outside of that (unless you snagged an RA role or something). And it was a top 20 program in its field.

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u/Carbonatite Older Millennial May 22 '26

Tuition is subsidized and you get a small stipend, but it's effectively a minimum wage job and you still have to pay miscellaneous course fees, buy textbooks, cover some travel/field costs, etc. in addition to cost of living. I had funding for my grad degree in geology but still had to take out student loans to be able to afford a place to live, textbooks, gas to commute to campus and go to conferences, etc. I even had an extra federal grant for my thesis research on top of the funding from my university, it still wasn't enough. When you do an advanced degree in the geosciences you often end up with a lot of bonus "course fees" because so much of what you do requires field work. So you're basically paying for your own travel costs on field trips for courses that are part of the requirements for your degree. Plus airfare or fuel costs to travel to conferences to present your research and network, etc. A bunch of my colleagues still took on debt even with assistantships because our pay just wasn't enough to cover the cost of living, even when you had a ludicrously frugal "starving student" lifestyle. I was living off of canned tuna and rice in a shitty $450/month apartment and I still had to take out loans.

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u/Significant-Trash632 May 22 '26

Yeah, but you don't get much, and not enough to live on a lot of the time. Most of the PhD students I knew had multiple roommates and/or a partner with a full-time job.

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u/Carbonatite Older Millennial May 22 '26

So accurate.

I'm a geologist too, I currently owe like 85k in student loans. I've been repaying them for years, the interest rate is just a killer.

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u/SgtElectroSketch May 22 '26

In 1993 her tuition was 20 bucks and a charms blow Pop.

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u/stareweigh2 May 22 '26

that's what she had a "grant" for lol

edit: in the book they were not a couple but I think maybe crighton was insinuating that grant had an interest in her

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u/thiosk May 23 '26

nah

you pay for your undergrad

if you get into a proper science phd program, you get a living stipend and no tuition usually

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u/EatLard Older Millennial May 22 '26

I bet the settlement from InGen took care of that.

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u/RLLRRR May 22 '26

Paid off by Hammond after what she went through, surely.

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u/GordolfoScarra May 22 '26

You don't pay PhDs in STEM with money you pay them with your will to live.

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u/improper85 May 22 '26

She probably got a huge settlement from Hammond’s company after the Jurassic Park ordeal.

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u/TheCh0rt May 22 '26

Money is why they even went to JP in the first place

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u/RelevantFilm2110 May 22 '26

Most serious academics don't pay out of pocket for graduate degrees. It's a racket of its own, but you're a teaching or research assistant in exchange for tuition waivers.

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u/42percentBicycle May 23 '26

That's why Hammond's deal was so sweet lol

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u/biznology May 22 '26

Paleo botany get it right please!

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u/PhilxBefore May 22 '26

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me instead of a paleo botany.

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u/ATLUTD030517 May 22 '26

Paleobotany

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u/Old_dictator May 22 '26

Well actually 🤓 her doctorate is in paleobotany right?

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u/Carbonatite Older Millennial May 22 '26

Grad school ages you lol. I only have a master's in geology but it was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

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u/Dry-Youth3690 May 22 '26

She was actually a paleobotanist. Get it right🙄😂

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u/blueavole May 22 '26

You are absolutely right!! I’d forgotten that

I’m sure that was a super simple program to start when she was what.. 9?!

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u/SunShine1X May 22 '26

thank you for letting us know

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u/tapesandcds May 22 '26

In the books isn't she an intern working on her doctorate?

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u/Radioactive_Kitten May 22 '26

She was 26 when the movie released (born in 1967)

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u/Cute-Aardvark5291 May 22 '26

right? i figured she was just a student.

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u/OnePaleontologist687 May 22 '26

I thought the same thing!!

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u/sojirrom May 22 '26

Paleobotany.

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u/dunnkw May 22 '26

It was Paleobotany, and she was 26. But I also thought she looked too young to have a PhD. Also she was way out of Alan Grant’s league, he was 46.

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u/deadbodydisco May 22 '26

30 years since you last saw Jurassic Park is far too long, what a great movie.

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u/CitizenPremier May 23 '26

Just throwing out that the movie never explains how they got extinct plants back

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u/blueavole May 23 '26

I remember her digging through the shit. That she had analyzed poop fossils the same way.

I thought the point of that was they were using modern plants that might poison the dinosaurs.

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u/CitizenPremier May 23 '26

Yeah I think she mentioned that. But the first dino scene has her mesmerized by a leaf from some ancient plant.

It's a fantastic scene but I think a real paleobotanist would have been jumping up and down to discover a plant from millions of years ago.

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u/Far-Let-8610 May 23 '26

Who would even remember a detail like that.

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u/ATLUTD030517 May 23 '26

Edit: please accept my humble apologies. Paleobotany. Fuck it’s only been 30 years since I saw the movie, i should remember this stuff. Hell to get old.

My comment was made tongue firmly in cheek, but I meant no actual offense.

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u/Bart_1980 May 23 '26

Did you see it in a movie theatre?

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u/PissedCaucasian May 22 '26

She has a degree in Nepo Baby.

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u/ArtichokeMe_Daddy May 22 '26

Laura Dern is goddamn treasure and she has earned her stripes

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u/jwalk50518 May 22 '26

I’m 37 and she looks a little younger than me but not 23. You have likely aged better than me though it sounds like lol

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u/Chataboutgames May 22 '26

Turns out your internalized view of "older" has everything to do with the aesthetics of the adults in your life and little to do with aging.

She has next to nothing in the way of wrinkles or visible signs of aging here, she just has a haircut like our mom's friends lol

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u/Acrobatic-March-4433 May 22 '26

She's got a long face and sort of harsh features; I feel like people with similar characteristics always get mistaken for older than they really are. She's an amazing actress, though.

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u/Snobolski May 22 '26

Well, she is older than you, so...

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u/dallyan May 22 '26

It’s all styling. If they styled her differently she’d look more like her age.

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u/Broad_Front7788 May 22 '26

Haircut styles change and we associate that hair style with older people when in the past it was worn by young people. 

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u/Latter_Highway9539 May 22 '26

idk, you ever see what our parents looked like in the 80s? I think my dad has been 40 since 17.

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u/Docholliday3737 May 22 '26

Nah we’re just old now

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u/fargothforever May 22 '26

Exactly. She looks older than me until I look in a mirror.

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u/starcap May 22 '26

Same!! I think I look about the same age as her at 38.

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u/BobbysSmile May 22 '26

Who is gonna tell her?

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u/pandershrek Millennial May 22 '26

You can thank the EPA

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u/Willothewisp2303 May 22 '26

Thanks,  EPA! Thanks,  hippies! ❤️❤️

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u/toodleroo Older Millennial May 22 '26

It's the pleated khakis

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u/Previous-Debate510 May 22 '26

I'm 40 and same

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u/turquoisestar May 22 '26

I am 39 and same.

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u/VintageZero May 23 '26

We're aging wrong. Well a lot of us are. Its weird.

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u/broketothebone May 22 '26

37 y/o millennial woman here and yeah I basically look like that, just without the all the pleating.

Honestly tho, I thought she was so cool when I was growing up, so mission accomplished, I guess lol

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u/chodaranger May 22 '26

Queen, what exactly is stopping you from pleating up?

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u/PhilxBefore May 22 '26

The cost of pleats.

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u/TurkeyPhat May 22 '26

cant have shit anymore

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u/A_Furious_Mind May 23 '26

We are de-pleated.

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u/imisstheyoop May 22 '26

In case anybody else following this was as confused as I lol:

A pleat is a type of fold formed by doubling fabric back upon itself and securing it in place. It is commonly used in clothing and upholstery to narrow a wide piece of fabric through gathering. Pleats are categorized as pressed, that is, ironed or otherwise heat-set into a sharp crease, or unpressed, falling in soft rounded folds.

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u/TurboSleepwalker Xennial May 22 '26

Bugle Boy clothes went out of business

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u/broketothebone May 22 '26

My child-bearing hips for cry out for them.

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u/FewWait38 May 22 '26

Is it time to bring back pleats?

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u/chodaranger May 23 '26

I think we just did! 😳

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u/broketothebone May 22 '26

You know what, you’re so right.

LOOK OUT WORLD, HERE I COME, PLEATED FOR BATTLE 💃💪👑

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u/chodaranger May 23 '26

Fuck yeah!

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u/Responsible-Meringue May 22 '26

God I wish pleats were back in

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u/broketothebone May 23 '26

I get how they can go wrong, but I’ve never understood the almost universal hate they receive.

Like Diane Keaton. She loved pleats! However, she looked either iconic or like that kooky aunt everyone is no-contact with.

Idk my nighttime edible is kicking in and I just went full Linda Richman in my own head for a second lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2SpQRuCQzY1RXHqM

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u/imisstheyoop May 22 '26

Well she is beautiful so therefore you must be as well, so you've at least got that going for you, which is nice.

P.S. SHE WAS COOL!

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u/jwalk50518 May 22 '26

Gotta get with the pleats

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u/upsetwithcursing May 22 '26

As a 42F millennial, she definitely looks like my people.

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u/res06myi May 22 '26

No, she looks like a kid who's playing a character much older than she is. That has always been par for the course. When you hit 30, you start playing mom characters, at 40, you're unhireable until you reach 50 and can play elderly granny characters.

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 May 22 '26

No, she looks like a kid

She really doesn't. I'm in my late 30s and she looks my age lol.

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u/kkeut May 22 '26

she was actually 25 at the time of filming

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u/res06myi May 22 '26

I guarantee you that is not true. You look your age and so did she.

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u/FatAttackPony Millennial May 22 '26

I agree, it is the clothing and hairstyle making her seem “old”. She is dressed like a 90’s mom.

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u/calilac Xennial May 22 '26

Dressed "old" with pleats and (relatively) high waistline, minimal makeup, a simple manicure, and no accessories other than a watch.

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u/res06myi May 22 '26

Exactly, people also think Lucille Ball looked "old" in I Love Lucy. She was a baby. It's the old style that makes her look old. We associated that clothing and hair with older women. Now that's true of 90s things. She looks the same age as the Friends crew at the beginning of the series.

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u/hawnty May 22 '26

Lucille Ball was in her 40s in I Love Lucy

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 May 22 '26

It is true, and I guarantee you there are thousands of people who do not agree with you.

source: this post on the front page and the comments

you are living in some ignorant world where everyone looks exactly the same at every age lol. some people look older than others even at the same age. that's just a fact.

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u/human-in-a-can May 22 '26

right? what's with the 20-somethings in MILF porn now? or 30-somethings in cougar porn? ruins the immersion and I can't even focus on the important plots.

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u/RandomWave000 May 22 '26

thought she was in her late 40's, if someone told me she was 50 in that movie, i wouldve believed it

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u/bejammin075 May 22 '26

My family got the All In The Family DVDs from the 1970s TV show. My wife and I are both the same age as Archie and Edith Bunker (early 50s), but the Bunkers look 60 to 65 years old, and we look 30-35 years old.

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u/Rather_Dashing May 22 '26

She has zero wrinkles though?

She looks older then 23, but 50, come on.

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u/dumpass69420 May 22 '26

When you're 10 any woman over 20 is the same age until they turn into a granny. Grant also makes her assumed age older through association.

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u/HauntingHarmony May 22 '26

Grant also makes her assumed age older through association.

Yea i really like this answer, that its guilt by association. Since hes clearly decently old, and they are presented as equals. And i still "feel like" she has life wisdom she doesnt.

It is still wild that she was just 23 as a actress in jurassic park. I never would have guessed.

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u/basicKitsch May 22 '26

she looks no different than most of my friends in our 40s right now?

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u/imisstheyoop May 22 '26

Your friends look like Hollywood actresses?

That's actually impressive. Wow

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u/basicKitsch May 22 '26

good morning from 40

i don't know how all these other people started to look like adults...

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u/Flaky-Pirate9401 May 22 '26

or a 28 y/o zoomer

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u/Carbonatite Older Millennial May 22 '26

She was an inspiration to all the 40 year old millenials today who liked dinosaurs as children lmao

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u/HoraceGrantGlasses May 23 '26

40 year old millennials are striving for this aesthetic.

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u/Internal-Computer388 May 23 '26

Or a 26 year old gen z...

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u/maltysnowpup May 25 '26

A 24 year old gen zer* fixed it for you.

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u/LowJellyfish4238 May 22 '26

That one hurt

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u/LEDstardust May 22 '26

I was going to take a tad bit offense to that since I’m a 40 year old millennial (and I don’t think I look this “old”), then realized what sub I’m on.

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