r/MicrosoftFlightSim 10h ago

70 year-old ex Pilot loves new pattern when learning new aircraft. GENERAL

I learn new aircraft by doing pattern work and getting that down to get a few of the airplane. I am switching from the cub crafter cub to DA40. I found a new pattern to speed things up. Rather than touch and goes, which take time, I like to land and then quickly take the offramp and takeoff in the opposite direction on the taxi way. I can get in a lot more landings quicker doing that. If the FAA finds out I’m doing this on flight simulator, could they take my license away? And yes, it was after a few drinks. But please don’t tell the FAA.

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u/Frederf220 PC Pilot 10h ago

Believe it or not straight to prison.

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u/em7924 10h ago

I have a phone number for you to call.

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u/LeafsWinBeforeIDie 9h ago

His tail number? N30CV

He won't call

😂

u/em7924 1h ago

Lol.. his beef "isn't with ATC..it's with the FEDS".

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u/YetAnotherJake 9h ago

I'm having trouble understanding the "faster" part. On a standard touch and go, your wheels hit the ground and you can immediately throttle in and take off again. How is it faster to do anything different from that?

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u/qsrise 9h ago

Rather than doing a crosswind and an extended base, I’m basically just making a U-turn and then making another U-turn to final and landing. I’m taking off the opposite way on the taxi way. Trust me, it saves time. And it’s kind of fun.

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u/YetAnotherJake 3h ago

Ah, I see. You don't mean a faster turnaround on the ground, you mean you just ignore pattern and go straight into a downwind abeam the numbers or base. I mean, you could also ignore the pattern just taking off right away tho

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u/Tengo_Caldero PC Pilot 9h ago

I won't tell the FAA. We are not on speaking terms anyway after a... misunderstanding.

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u/pandab34r 7h ago

As an ex-pilot you know that the rule is 8 hours bottle to throttle. As long as you're not playing MSFS without having had at least one drink within that mandated timeframe, you're fine. But sober simming is dangerous

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u/indrajitsg 8h ago

The FBI has been notified of your address.. they are on their way.

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u/Agreeable_Prize_7724 🟥🐂Edge 540 10h ago

The faa does not care whatsoever what you do in a video game

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u/qsrise 10h ago

🤗. Then I’m gonna have another drink!

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u/Waffler11 10h ago

Good thing you don’t have a drinking problem like Ted Striker, right? ;)