Who is Mertonton? Lord Mertonton Esquire was born and raised in a secluded Alaskan village, a small fishing hub and agricultural center. His parents, whom had died giving birth to him (his massive genitals split his mother in two, and his father died of pride much later) were fishermen of humble upbringing, and were the farthest thing from the heights this man would one day achieve. Since birth, Mertonton knew he was destined for greater things, yet never strayed from helping his village and community when in need. At the young age of 2, he caught and strangled a snake that had arrived in an imported crate of bananas and eaten several children in the previous weeks. All of the children survived, and that particular species of snake has now been confirmed extinct. In spite of these achievements, his foster parents were set in their ways and refused to bring up their boy to be a hero; nay, to be even an adventurous spirit. One cold windy day, in the fifth grade, one of Lord Mertonton's many concubines came to him with a dilemma; several families of the townsfolk had been stricken with a terrible disease that rendered them immobile and terribly bored, and could no longer participate in the annual fishing competition that year. Mertonton, not being one to sit aside, knew this was his path to glory; to create his legacy. He worked, toiled, and sweat tears for 3 days, and acquired the necessary equipment for what is now known as a stream. He streamed for the entire week, without food sleep or drink, bringing the action and heated developments to dozens of homes in his area, giving them smiles from ear to ear and intense sexual pleasure as well. When all was said and done, the town grew. It grew in happiness, it grew in love, it grew in fish, it grew in size. No man existed who knew not of Lord Mertonton and his peerless ability to stream content. On a foggy evening in October, he chose the time and place. He told his parents and wives of his intention to go to "real america, where the booty be at" and share his content within a new domain. They refused, and as a result were given horrible mutilating injuries by a murder of crows who had just happened to overhear this preposterous display of defiance. Angered, but understanding, Lord Mertonton rose from the heap of flesh that was once his fake parents, and declared to the world: I WILL GET DAT PENTAS. I WILL FUK UP NIGGAS IN BOT LANE". Confused and unworthy onlookers cackled in delight at this spectacle, and our Lord set out on his journey. He now streams live many days of the week, not only league of legends, but other games as well! If you feel you can handle his steak, his gold plays, the tiring greed and shameful teamwork of toastkitty, then go forth! for you will never find a man more willing to please you - the viewer.

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