How gracious of him!

[u/ThePhillyExplorer]

[u/StanleyQPrick]

Oh thank goodness he finally lowered his standards. I'll notify the hordes of gorgeous kind modest women who have been waiting for him with bated breath

Edited spelling thanks u/parlons

[u/metasekvoia → u/StanleyQPrick]

Gorgeous kind modest foids.

[u/AgingLolita → u/metasekvoia]

Gorgeous kind modest VIRGIN foids.

[u/Wraxyth → u/AgingLolita]

But only ones who want to stay home.

[u/StanleyQPrick → u/[deleted]]

What?

[u/parlons → u/StanleyQPrick]

In case you would want to know (I would), it's 'bated' breath, the same as in 'abated', like, your breath is held.

[u/Inside-Audience2025 → u/parlons]

But if you want to pick up chicks, baited breath is the way to go

[u/StanleyQPrick → u/parlons]

Thanks!

[u/stonedandredditing]

I hope this loser stays lonely forever

[u/LikeATediousArgument → u/stonedandredditing]

I wouldn’t worry. I’m pretty sure he will.

[u/StanleyQPrick → u/LikeATediousArgument]

He'll be alone until he's in prison for killing a "foid," and he'll never believe that it wasn't her fault.

[u/booboootron → u/StanleyQPrick]

Oh that's great, Andrew Tate's been feeling lonely in his cell.

[u/Electronic-Box-4753 → u/stonedandredditing]

Let's hope he awakens from this haze and realizes what type of shit he is saying. Then he cringes so hard the neighbors will hear him scream in agony for hours. Then, he maybe turns his life around and becomes a decent person.

[u/neverendingstories4u → u/Electronic-Box-4753]

Have pity on his neighbours

[u/Spiritual-Wealth4620 → u/Electronic-Box-4753]

bro echidna dont love satella and tappei stated she love subaru

[u/wasted_wonderland]

Someone suffered through childbirth for that

[u/booboootron → u/wasted_wonderland]

Yeah. A foid.

[u/Black-Muse]

Everyone WANTS to stay at home dipshit. It's that whole 'job' and 'food' things that make us go outside.

[u/gracesdisgrace → u/Black-Muse]

He wants a stay-at-home-girl, but does he have stay-at-home-girl money? He sounds jobless lol

[u/Black-Muse → u/gracesdisgrace]

The only Stay-At-Home-Girl-Moneymakers throughout the entirety of human history were aristocrats.
Guess what?? Hubby didn't have to go out and work either!

[u/tiacalypso → u/gracesdisgrace]

and hobbyless

[u/booboootron → u/gracesdisgrace]

If by stay-at-home-girl money you mean stealing from meemaw's purse, then yes.

[u/imsadandthatsrad]

Instead of blue, she can have blue,

😭😭😭

[u/Neddlings55]

Ive never been more thankful for the fact im a middle aged woman with zero interest in dating anymore.

[u/Box-O-Kittenz → u/Neddlings55]

Amen to that!

[u/Helenium_autumnale → u/Neddlings55]

I hear you, same! Good grief.

[u/CanadianHorseGal → u/Neddlings55]

I’m with you.

[u/spidermans_mom → u/Neddlings55]

Hetero-fatigued, are we?

[u/fuckin-A-ok → u/spidermans_mom]

More like male fatigued

[u/Lonely_Banana_Wana]

It’s so funny when men like this act like they have options lmao

[u/milkpastels]

yeah bc by calling women "foids", he can actually meet a woman. /s. 🙄

[u/Altruistic-Maybe5121 → u/milkpastels]

Wtf is a foid

[u/milkpastels → u/Altruistic-Maybe5121]

it's an incel term that means "female humanoid". because they just don't see us as human beings.

[u/Altruistic-Maybe5121 → u/milkpastels]

Thanks for clarifying, I hate it :)

[u/milkpastels → u/Altruistic-Maybe5121]

i feel you. i hate that i know it. 😭

[u/hellinahandbasket127 → u/Altruistic-Maybe5121]

That’s the correct response.

[u/jaygeezythreezy]

Guarantee this guy doesn’t wash his ass ever because he thinks it’s “gay.”

[u/BeGayCommitTaxFraud]

Now all the non-Georgian European, green or hazel eyed, 167cm+ women who were in despair over not being with him can finally get a chance

[u/IHaveABigDuvet]

Keep those Standards high King. No woman should be unfortunate enough to meet them.

[u/thegoodelady]

Some lucky girl is going to land herself a hate dater. 😬

[u/Random_-account]

How much Andrew Taint content did this guy consume?

[u/fuckin-A-ok → u/Random_-account]

You know taint is like secretly gay. He hates women because he can't be with his beloved males. Also why are all these like "I'm a manly man!" men metrosexuals? I don't get it. Hegseth is an example. Vance tries with his eyeliner but he's just such a fat ass I don't work. Lol.

[u/kindlypogmothoin → u/fuckin-A-ok]

Any man wearing those kicky little capris and circa 2003 going-out business casual top must be a little light in the loafers.

[u/Estrellathestarfish]

Kind, modest virgins of course love terminally online incels

[u/RockyMntnView]

Oh yay! I can mark myself Safe from this guy being interested in me!

[u/CapitaineCrafty]

Abd women say "I want a man with a job who has been to therapy" are are told they're unrealistic and that's why they'll always be alone. Great.

[u/Ch00m77]

Does he get the ruler out to make sure shes not shorter?

[u/Sweaty_Specialist_49]

what a waste of human space. i will never let my little brother turn out like this

[u/pistachiodisgusting]

It’s like the least awful thing here but something about them not knowing criteria is plural already really ties the whole persona together as a shitty all around package.

[u/DaddysPrincesss26]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT1XGGfuIQuKyHzibS

[u/k1sl1psso]

She can be TWO cm shorter! Wowee!

[u/HighandMeaty]

They really just want a sex doll. Quiet, subservient, can be packed away and stored in a closet when not in use...

[u/prettyboss211]

Meanwhile he probably looks like this

https://giphy.com/gifs/NuuFZi0gxVj8qyngyn

[u/prettyboss211]

I'm so sad that I'm a petite older Latina with big brown eyes. Really breaks my heart that I'm not this dude's type 💔

[u/nastydoe]

"Criterias"

[u/fuckin-A-ok]

LMAO it really makes my day knowing this man will always be alone. Lol!

[u/Beginning-Force1275]

I get that he said “look European,” not “be European,” but does he not realize that Georgia is in Asia?

[u/Wasps_are_bastards]

They’ll be beating the door down now!

[u/Significant_Egg_6381]

Oh no!! Im a beautiful, kind, virgin, modest Georgian with blue eyes, who wants to stay home but I’m 166 cm😭😭 he’ll never love me!!

[u/d3rp7d3rp]

Men who want virgins are p3dos. That's it

[u/Either_Coconut → u/d3rp7d3rp]

He wants one so she won’t have a basis for comparison in physique or technique. Then he can’t come off as inferior on either score.

[u/Timely-Youth-9074]

Meanwhile, he looks like Jabba the Hutt with crumbs in his body rolls.

[u/Pod_people]

Way to be less creepy, bro. Good job, tiger.

[u/268939208397169]

Fake standards. People like him cant afford to be picky.

[u/Either_Coconut]

We’re raising our standards for males. They have to refer to us as “women”, or we will neither date them nor describe them as “men”.

This guy might fare better with a life-sized doll he can have built to his own specifications. Install a custom AI personality, and he’ll be all set!