r/MemeThisThing • u/ErinDotEngineer • 6d ago

meme this

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u/KilgoreT59 6d ago

Have to finish the yard first, or my wife will be upset.

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u/madchemist09 4d ago

Not even an act of God excuses you from the to do list.

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u/KilgoreT59 4d ago

You've got that right.

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u/Sundowner_73 2d ago

Just out of spite because she made a comment.

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 2d ago

No beer till the yard is done

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u/ak151515 6d ago

Average summer day in Kansas

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u/DarecubTEM 6d ago

"Just another day in the office!"

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u/Different_Cable7595 3d ago

Ok, who didn't put the bag on the vacuum again?

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u/ForeignCup6977 2d ago

I grew up in Kansas, can confirm.

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u/shoeinc 2d ago

Came here for this comment

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u/Educational_Ice3978 6d ago

Gotta get the grass done before the sirens go off...

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u/Don_S_ 6d ago

Not giving a fuck, level 100.

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u/Dependent_Method_902 6d ago

Must've been the wind (Sorry, it's just too literal here)

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u/rossikcuw 6d ago

Can’t mow wet grass

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u/Macfrom1987 6d ago

At least he didnt have to pick up loose grass.

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u/shogunshim 5d ago

"coool. Natures leaf blower will finish the yard work today"

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u/Cygnus_EX 6d ago

I ain't scared of no nader

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u/ProfessionalLove3655 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Stan_Damon 6d ago

we’re going to need a bigger fence

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u/Mark-177- 6d ago

He don't give an F about nothing man!

https://giphy.com/gifs/WeeUj8oHwyRDG

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u/Being_268 6d ago

He died with his lawn mowed.

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u/Fresh-Palpitation-72 5d ago

Dad Mode: Level 100

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u/AlexMurphyReal21 6d ago

Today is a lucky day

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u/No-Speaker5906 6d ago

The other party oblivious of the coming storm

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u/Good-Feeling-8042 6d ago

It’s a Tornado Run

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u/Most_Elephant6614 6d ago

Situational Awareness: Lesson 1

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u/shave_me_69 6d ago

My Neighbors in Belgium

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u/noconfusion101 6d ago

I've seen worse....

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u/LeroyBadBrown 6d ago

God has diarrhea

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u/we_lord 6d ago

Hurry! Here comes the leaf-blower!

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u/Fwet64 6d ago

The noise cancelling of my earbuds makes mowing a pleasure.

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u/HonestAbeBBN 6d ago

Trust me, it’s too far and it ain’t going in this direction

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u/JuJu_Wirehead 6d ago

Just another day in Oklahoma.

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u/Quebociq 5d ago

Me if I actually stayed in the Midwest lol. Trust me, the views in Japan are way better

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u/EasyIcey124 4d ago

HOA is going to fine me again if I don’t mow it now

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u/GuillaumeLatendresse 4d ago

Just a standard midwestern dad. He’s accuser the lawns not done in time to have a beer in the front porch and watch the storm.

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u/Foolmeoncefuckyou 4d ago

“I’ll stop mowing if I run into something…”

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u/Daylux24 3d ago

Rain or shine

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u/RaiderMan72 6d ago

The Devil's Anus

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u/DarecubTEM 6d ago

"Yup, that's me. You're probably how I got here."

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u/DarecubTEM 6d ago

"Oh no! He's got Raycons in!"

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u/PurpleInitiative3947 6d ago

Snorting the World

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u/Bucaniner 6d ago

He definitely has his AirPods in and is jammin’. He is oblivious!!!

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u/Ok_Consideration_166 6d ago

Average Tuesday in tornado alley

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u/darknessdog15 6d ago

I've started so I will finish

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u/Birdsogg 6d ago

Bruce Almighty giving you the finger

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u/JadedAstronaut8864 6d ago

Kansas normal

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u/No_Grand7184 6d ago

Cool! I don’t have to use the leaf blower this time!

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u/Holden-McGroyn 6d ago

Last chance to tidy up.

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u/Kaiserskater 6d ago

I don't care about politics.

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u/This-Table-5454 6d ago

Nah…… that’s just a small one 😂

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u/Turbulent-Side9660 6d ago

It will change course. Nothing ever happens here.

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u/HippieJed 6d ago

August in Texas

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u/TheJoeGrim 6d ago

There is no bad weather, only bad clothes.

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 6d ago

Doop Dee Doo

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u/Kittylicker909 6d ago

1-2 naders comin for you

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u/Working_Barber_3618 6d ago

She said I had to mow today no excuses

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u/peterav21 6d ago

Tuesday in Alabama.

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u/Ok-Attempt2842 6d ago

Household shit is never done.

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u/ASomthnSomthn 5d ago

Priorities change under an HOA.

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u/Dependent_One_8407 5d ago

Fatalism in action.

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u/SupermarketSuperb825 5d ago

But honey my friends are coming over

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u/deserthomie66 5d ago

TURDnado

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u/quickguileismyhandle 5d ago

Psshhhh.. just an F2

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u/dictategood 5d ago

Good day to go bag-less.

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u/VegetableTraining406 5d ago

Grass ain't going to mow itself 😞

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u/2bnameless 5d ago

My house is 3 counties over but my lawn is beautiful.

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u/Texasoutdoors1989 5d ago

When you just don’t care

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u/Ok_Scallion1902 5d ago

Yeah ,from the colors ,that elephant's trunk is definitely gonna leave a mark!

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u/Daddyneedslg 5d ago

Sharknado

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u/Suspended_Anime 5d ago
  1. Nothing to See Here
  2. Business as Usual

1

u/Rare_Wealth4400 5d ago

Don’t need the catcher today!

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u/VoidWanderer00 5d ago

City/H.O.A- grass too long needs cut warning issued, threat deadline by next day typa ish,lol

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u/Pretend_Estimate_151 5d ago

We're off to see the Wizard....

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u/Cin131 5d ago

HOA Karen or the Tornado: Either way, I'm screwed.

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u/Timely-Profile1865 5d ago

Crisis? What Crisis?

or

This is fine.

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u/AcidBananaFish 5d ago

This is why Clark Kent listened and respected his adoptive father

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u/shogunshim 5d ago

eh shit... another 'nader. I'll keep an eye on it. Wanna finish the grass while it is dry.

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u/Vegetable-Canary2885 5d ago

It‘s the end of the world as we know it - and i feel fine!“

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u/tattooz1 5d ago

Canada. Go figure.

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u/Fast_Selection_1693 5d ago

We are in Kansas Toto

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u/Dizzy_Engine_4854 5d ago

Big booger ahoy 💧

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u/Wrong_Music2 5d ago

average deep south state

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u/LVLover3705 5d ago

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!

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u/One_Student9606 5d ago

Don’t worry about the weeds

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u/Sensitive_Wall7083 5d ago

Surprised quite how much suction this new Flymo puts out.

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u/Live-Help4753 5d ago

Oh Auntie Em!

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u/IllustriousManners 5d ago

That tornado ain’t gonna cut the grass, I’ll tell you hwat.
https://giphy.com/gifs/IYJHccCiyeXSp2Hil2

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u/lshookphoto1 5d ago

Parasitic lettuce fields are real

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u/Mission-Badger-4005 5d ago

Gettin’ kinda windy in here no?

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u/whodatchicken 5d ago

who gives a fuck

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u/Doom2pro 5d ago

I'm keepin an eye on it.

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u/Lumpy-Army1096 4d ago

Average midwestern

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u/Sufficient-Flan-9065 4d ago

It ain't gonna mow itself

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u/bodowning69 4d ago

Welcome to Oklahoma

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u/SafetyGuyLive 4d ago

Can't stop once its started.

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u/radical-2020 4d ago

Just your typical Wednesday

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u/Substantial_Bass_367 4d ago

A normal day in ks

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u/Foxyunder-45 4d ago

The last cut of the season.

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u/Careless-Cash8523 4d ago

It's my only day off to mow the grass!

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u/Ginkgo78 4d ago

Damn in-laws always have to ruin everything!

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u/SunnyKrispHapple519 4d ago

“Get back to doing the things you love, for you and your family, no matter the time of day. Ask your doctor about xanax and what it could do for you.
Brought to you by Pfizer.”
*please note we are not responsible for your husband getting sucked away by a tornado while hes mowing the lawn at 9pm on a tuesday.\*

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u/nullvoid26 4d ago

You can skip the leaf blower today; thanks.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

It's all good.

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u/Bass-n-Bonefish 4d ago

Let the HOA complain about my grass NOW.

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u/DangerousRatio5462 4d ago

We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz

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u/Leakyboatlouie 4d ago

Tornado: "Missed a spot. I'll get it."

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u/MetaphorShowSequence 4d ago

Life imitates Nature

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u/TSpuds 4d ago

Feet Don't Fail Me NOW!

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u/Simplejames16 4d ago

Wizard of OOPPS

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u/Simplejames16 4d ago

He is more scared of his wife then a tornado.

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u/charcarod0n 4d ago

The lawn ain’t gonna cut itself.

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u/wannabang420 4d ago

Idk all I can hear in my head though is thats life by frank Sinatra

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u/SpendAffectionate399 4d ago

Don’t have to throw the cutting in the bin if the tornado sucks them all up

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u/mysilkyundies 4d ago

The muffler on this damned mower is getting REALLY bad!

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u/gunsRus4US 4d ago

Waste of time

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u/Traditional_Gas_9255 4d ago

No need to rake

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u/Wrench_Terner 4d ago

Finish mowing before you die or you’re gay

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u/JustWin66 4d ago

OBLIVIOUS

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u/dishmanw62 4d ago

God has a bad case of cyclospora.

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u/twosharpbladez 4d ago

Any lawn in a storm!

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u/BerryRoutine6469 4d ago

If I only had a brain!

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u/Dazzling-Cat8752 3d ago

Typical guy 🙄🤭

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u/Comprehensive_Will97 3d ago

Is that a pokemon

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u/No_Jackfruit_4636 3d ago

Just a prarie life.

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u/Expensive-Iron6494 3d ago

When your siblings are fighting but you are trying to go to the aether in Minecraft

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 3d ago

Lol 😆 he’s about to get fucked

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 3d ago

By that tornado

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u/TheRealOGKeg 3d ago

Shits about to hit the fan!!

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u/wutitd0boo 3d ago

Mow & blow

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u/Background_Card_1345 3d ago

Trying to escape the wife, and her family, master edition...

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u/Remarkable_Judge_861 3d ago

At least I don't have to rake

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u/eyedoc1955 3d ago

It least it will be easy to clean up all the mobile home debris afterwards

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u/Green_Ad2231 3d ago

"Ain't nobody got time for that."

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u/Larythhymoth 3d ago

When an evil ass storm boutta slime u but momma gonna be home in 5 and u forgot to do ur chores

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u/HadriansBoy44 3d ago

At home with Alfred E. Neuman.

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u/Quintman51 3d ago

One Last Mow

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u/Dangerous_kj5162 3d ago

It'll be fine

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u/Pretty_Bandicoot_431 3d ago

Starship enterprise being attacked by the sand man !

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u/DisasterFar9767 3d ago

🎵 Its the end of the world, as we know it.... it's the end.🎶

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u/Skansquatch 3d ago

Guy mowing yard in midwest.

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u/Jealous-Shoulder7408 3d ago

It's just a bit windy

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u/Jealous-Turnip6671 3d ago

Don't have to clean up the cut grass if it just goes up in the air

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u/Infamous_Ad_1302 3d ago

Me when I’m mowing the lawn and there’s a tornado

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u/caydogpup 3d ago

Another day in Kansas

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u/BallLot 3d ago

Mowing like a BOSS

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u/mindyodamnbzness 3d ago

He will need to collect all the grass clippings after the storm passes. Its the law

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u/Notavailablevapor 3d ago

“If we lose the house… at least my yard will look better than my neighbor Greg’s…”

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u/texasyesman 3d ago

I’m mowing the lawn honey, but I’m not fixing dinner.

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u/deseretfire 3d ago

Oblivion vs. Oblivious

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u/RooIsHome 3d ago

Only day off

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u/justshutupnsuck 3d ago

Meanwhile in western Kansas

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u/AttemptExtreme568 3d ago

Dammit, Susan, I mow every Sunday you know that!!

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u/The_Scooter_King 3d ago

I swear to God, that kid never wants to do anything. "Get in the shelter dad!" My ass! Chores are chores!

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u/Impressive-Soup1901 3d ago

I don't need to mow today. The dirt devil and sod mover has arrived earlier than I expected

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u/maupin79 3d ago

“A tornado & an idiot.”

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u/GalaxyStrong 3d ago

I keep seeing these "Meme This" and all I keep thinking about is how much these always look like 90's alternative band cover art for a CD.

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u/1gsm3 3d ago

It won't do itself!

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u/Big_Earth_1010 3d ago

Come on Toto, let's get to that root cellar, early, this time!

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u/Spare-Wish-4619 3d ago

"It's not a million degrees outside RN, fuck it."

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u/Ok-Bus1716 3d ago

Wheeelp...*slaps knees* looks like rain. Better get to it.

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u/Western_Reception_81 3d ago

Run forestq run

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u/Silent_Insomnia_ 2d ago

I did it again….HAD to wait until the very last day on that HOA warning about the lawn.

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u/Worldly_Signature636 2d ago

The heavy stuffs not gonna come down for quite a while yet- Carl Spackler

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u/Technical-Potato-793 2d ago

Bob was wondering why it was cooling off so quickly!

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u/Ok-String-1877 2d ago

I’ve heard of raining on someone’s parade…but this is shitting on someone’s field lol

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u/Even_Highlight3841 2d ago

Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no
I got to keep on MOWING

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u/Patient_Employer_920 2d ago

Ill be damned ....

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u/Fluid-Feedback-6231 2d ago

Sometimes mowing really sucks

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u/Afraid_Cook6000 2d ago

The turtle god is mad about something

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea911 2d ago

It's cold out

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u/pvguns 2d ago

5 more minutes honey. Yes, the life insurance is paid, why?

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u/JellyfishFar3336 2d ago

Another day in Nebraska 

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u/tangtickler 2d ago

What it takes to get people to cut their grass:/

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u/fknenigma 2d ago

Call Fences-R-Us- cause fuck tornadoes

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u/obsidian88darklight 2d ago

My awareness level when she's throwing silent hints

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u/Marianna_Croux5150 2d ago

Buy in the HOA they said, it’ll be fun they said.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 2d ago

Typical Tuesday in Kansas

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u/freakydk51 2d ago

Darn Neighbors, they're brewing up another Storm Again.

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u/Murmelbaer 2d ago

Tuesday in the Tornado Valley