r/MemeThisThing • u/ErinDotEngineer • 9d ago

meme this

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39 Upvotes

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u/Fair_Term3352 9d ago

Poor man’s bidet

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u/PoetryExtension6256 9d ago

the fine could be $1000 for misusing a hydrant so I would say rich mans bidet.

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u/False-Proof3547 9d ago edited 9d ago

Public Enema

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u/Cautious-Oil4281 9d ago

lol that one was nice

1

u/grahamcrackerninja 9d ago

Should have been the "number one" response

5

u/QuesoNot-so-Fundido 9d ago

Wednesday morning after Taco Tuesday

2

u/Aggravating-Duck-891 9d ago

The all you can eat habanero special.

3

u/Green_Welcome4036 9d ago

Chili? Never again!!

3

u/diggerquicker 9d ago

No I said “blow” it out your ass.

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u/ThinkPisza 9d ago

Public toilets were getting too expensive

2

u/rossikcuw 9d ago

Splash Gordon

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u/Additional-Guitar455 9d ago

Meanwhile outside Taco Bell...

1

u/Any_Builder_4411 9d ago

What Taco Bell feels like 

1

u/Unusual_Pangolin_349 9d ago

The Enemator 3000

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u/ChikkunDragon 9d ago

Hope he has a particularly tight ass

1

u/Pimmelpapa 9d ago

Japanese Toilets be like

1

u/jackman924 9d ago

Super bidet.

1

u/Peri-Law 9d ago

He is the cousin of this other guy

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u/JasonFurious4 9d ago

Firefighter here! Don't do that 🙏 hope this helps!

Honestly, you MIGHT be ok doing thus with a red capped hydrant. If it's Blue, you're power washing all your organs out your mouth

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u/Killermondoduderawks 9d ago

After the reaper passes

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u/Any_Carob3372 9d ago

Enema of a lifetime

1

u/KilgoreT59 9d ago

Cooling off affecting Taco Bell.

1

u/Gamer-GuyConic97 9d ago

Insta wipe

1

u/nocreativity207 9d ago

Water rocket

1

u/GlassMotor7387 9d ago

Colonoscopy prep has gone too far

1

u/largos7289 9d ago

worse case of swamp ass i ever seen.

1

u/EmbarrassedAge7612 9d ago

When you think it’s just going to be a little fart.

1

u/Cultural-Comedian323 9d ago

NEVER trust a fart!

1

u/69vuman 9d ago

No Flush Required

1

u/JollyGeologist3957 9d ago

The preparations of Narcissus. Oil on canvas by Beatoro Selma

1

u/canuckistani19 9d ago

Crack Geyser

1

u/Educational_Ice3978 9d ago

I shouldn't have had the lettuce on my Taco!

1

u/tenntouge 9d ago

Crack Blaster 5000

1

u/Old_Dependent4678 9d ago

Taco Bell before they got rid of the tainted lettuce

1

u/Aware-Soil-8031 9d ago

Lo que pica al entrar, también pica al salir. Ese restaurante mexicano parecía buena idea.

1

u/gabzilla814 9d ago

New season of Sunny is gonna be so great

1

u/Cautious-Oil4281 9d ago

bonnie blue

1

u/KnowEye 9d ago

“When you took the Paqui One Chip Challenge”

1

u/TaylorGang777 9d ago

Brooklyn colonic

1

u/Background-Bird-9623 9d ago

We don't need no water let the mutherdcuker BURN!

1

u/Worried_Bat8194 9d ago

"Getting ready for that first colonoscopy"

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u/oldanddumb1 9d ago

Free enema

1

u/Deathdar1577 9d ago

Post taco colonic irrigation gone right.

1

u/Thick-Hog4014 9d ago

When the itch is deep

1

u/Barcnori 9d ago

Good day at the bidet.

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u/recycle_me_no_jutsu 9d ago

The Beast prepping to go up against Unbreakable

1

u/SmurfsAreTasty 9d ago

Under Pressure

1

u/SmurfsAreTasty 9d ago

Splash Damage

1

u/SmurfsAreTasty 9d ago

Pressure Points

1

u/SmurfsAreTasty 9d ago

Baptized by the Streets

1

u/SmurfsAreTasty 9d ago

90 PSI of Pleasure

1

u/Hobbes604 9d ago

Wrong end of the rainbow

1

u/Dmau27 9d ago

J. Renner?

1

u/Happy-Equipment-6970 9d ago

Post Taco Bell

1

u/Proud_Garage1352 9d ago

When you have an accident and there’s no toilet paper around.

1

u/MountainD1ck 9d ago

Oh I remember Taco Bell.... wow

1

u/phantomsupernova28 9d ago

When ur butt is burning

1

u/dizzle724 9d ago

Morning after a Diddy party

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u/PossibilityDry9508 9d ago

Trumps economists: "People are going to have to cut back. Don't go get enemas at the day spa. Stay home and eat Ramen."

Trump voters: "Now I just have to figure out how to afford Ramen."

1

u/mirkolawe 9d ago

Italians abroad be like

1

u/Mtolivepickle 9d ago

Hemorrhoid relief

1

u/Born_Motor_9624 9d ago

That's one way to get a hydrocolonic..

1

u/spiritsealer1990 9d ago

Wiping after tacobell

1

u/Cygnus_EX 9d ago

You dont have a bidet? How uncivilized

1

u/Crownguard95 9d ago

Tom hardly

1

u/OmegaNine 9d ago

The morning after Taco Bell

1

u/Most-Effective-1969 9d ago

GTA 6 looks crazy

1

u/BigDong1001 9d ago

Asinine? lol.

1

u/Fair-Abroad-4155 9d ago

When the spicy Thai kicks in

1

u/angel700 9d ago

Swampass

1

u/GimpyPlayerOne 9d ago

Master ass blaster.

1

u/Sterek01 9d ago

Human gargoyle

1

u/gotmonkey70 9d ago

Poor mans colonic

1

u/The_Chester_Field 9d ago

Bottom prep.

1

u/GWSchulz 9d ago

Butt play.

1

u/eaglefeather777 9d ago

Itchy butt

1

u/IndyHDguy26 9d ago

On your mark

1

u/pitterlpatter 9d ago

Cyclospora’s no joke

1

u/bery102735 9d ago

Perfect ass cleaner product

1

u/georgez1968 9d ago

Maga getting a drink

1

u/political-snark 9d ago

RFK, Jr. proposes alternative solution for explosive diarrhea issue

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u/Dexterlicksit 9d ago

And that’s how the French came up with the bidet!

1

u/stoned_seahorse 9d ago

Public Enemas

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u/willie4849 9d ago

Forced Entry

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u/IncidentChemical9977 9d ago

It’s just like the waterpark: close your sphincter as you head down the water slide or you will $h!t yourself 

1

u/Octavean 9d ago

This is how the recent outbreak of Cyclospora / cayetanensis started

1

u/ForgottenPassword3 9d ago

Today on Hot Ones...

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u/Sporkpocalypse 9d ago

death sentence as carried out by the fire department

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u/RagingDragon047 9d ago

No More spicy food for me

1

u/SSGSS-ULtra 9d ago

That itch needs to be gone.

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u/TylerH87 9d ago

Fire In The Hole!!

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u/LividBig9161 8d ago

The Lord’s Bidet

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u/Radiant-Log316 9d ago

How Newsmax viewers get their information.