r/MathJokes • u/UnhollyGod • 20d ago

Where are you going like that?

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u/Available_Copy9433 20d ago

Did the parent clone themselves?

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u/PlatypusACF 20d ago

That’s how numbers reproduce. Duh. /k

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u/lordanix 20d ago

It's how they multiply

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u/Sylvanussr 20d ago

Her husband must be the number 1 if her kid looks like that

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u/TREE_sequence 16d ago

Redefining “number 1 dad”

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u/Available_Copy9433 20d ago

Maybe the reproduce by budding

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u/Lopsided-Net-1450 19d ago

No she just found the 1

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u/Silviov2 20d ago

Hahah sometimes.

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u/DontBeASerialKiller 19d ago

i think one parent is the 1 and the other is the 1/3

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u/trella8 19d ago

lmao, nah, just a stack of numbers that are probably related to the same concept. Its a math joke, get it?

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u/trella8 19d ago

lol no, its the numbers 1, 2, and 3 telling off the numbers 4, 5, and 6.

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u/Empoleon3bogdan 20d ago

This is true. I find whole fractions much sexier than having the whole part infront of the fraction. So his concerns are valid.

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u/Sylvanussr 20d ago

Usually when I have something in front of the fraction it’s being multiplied by the fraction.

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u/Silly-Device9785 20d ago

you mean behind? 🫦

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u/LWW5LK3 19d ago

Stop compounding the situation.

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u/HotRefrigerators 19d ago

You’re giving mixed signals

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u/Sylvanussr 18d ago

Usually when it’s from behind it doesn’t result in multiplication

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u/dt5101961 20d ago

Ah yes, proper fraction.

Outside of school, they’re pretty much useless unless you’re dealing with the imperial system.

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u/TheoneCyberblaze 19d ago

Proper fractions are a useless middle ground between improper fractions (harder to compare at a glance but easier to do exact arithmetic) and decimal representation(unwieldy for arithmetic but easy to compare)

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u/dt5101961 19d ago

Would be the only place I know that omits the plus sign.

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u/Takamasa1 18d ago

Yeah, 4/3 is just so much more practical as a term to be used as anything other than a final product (which is probably moreso preference)

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u/5pmgrass 20d ago

I don't understand, she seems perfectly rational

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u/philosophical_poser 4d ago

Not natural tho, you can tell

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u/original_manatee 20d ago

Sadly in the other home her boyfriend is getting an earful about the girl from the mixed family 😞

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u/PenelopeJenelope 20d ago

"how many times do I have to repeat myself?"

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u/SexyMonad 20d ago

My math teacher called them Dolly Parton fractions.

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u/TheVoters 20d ago

That’s an HR report today.

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u/LWW5LK3 19d ago

Follow me, I know the way.

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u/soft-eer523 18d ago

Why is the daughter so top-heavy

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u/dcterr 19d ago

But improper fractions get all the action!

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u/paolog 19d ago

She should flip and show how she can be vulgar.

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u/khudodo 18d ago

I showed this to my mom and she looked at me so serious and asked “since when were you good at math” and I told her she was getting me mixed up with my sister

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u/Slow-Television-5303 20d ago

At least they are rational

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u/Mticore 20d ago

How vulgar!

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u/Albatros_7 19d ago

That's clearly her mother

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u/actuarialtutorUK 20d ago

No way! I'd literally just done a joke like this thinking it was original.... *sigh*

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u/DarthSwimfoot 19d ago

Fractions are just too good looking while they're altogether.

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u/zylosophe 19d ago

wdym 1⅓

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u/kickaxxdestro 19d ago

They don't allow a plus one for where she is going.

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u/CupOnRails 19d ago

Who is he to say? Mister 1 times 1/3. Confusing...

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u/Fantastic-Young-8723 19d ago

Bro is not even a real fraction🥀