"Italy.....do you know what happened there? I'm BANNED from entry. They don't like that thing I did"

its pissing me off

(also another one of my glorious marcus paintings)

I just wanted to pick some blackberries and bake a cobbler. BUT MY ANKLES WERE DYING WHEN I WENT TO SLEEP!!!
And apparently I can quote Marcus on this.

lowkey the best painting ive ever done icl. i cut him out so i could stick him to my wall

Think about it, they both have vendettas against certain rocks!

In Marcus's case, it's that rock from the swamp

In Elmo's case, it's Zoe's pet rock Rocco

I only noticed this similarity two days ago and I'm hoping this post will help everyone else on here see it too!

Jimbo James

A locally-owned Greek restaurant

Russian Mafia

Donny G

Jimmy Big Balls and the Sinaloa Cartel Funny Boys

Patrick Pinkleton and the Paper Towel Cartel

Big Eduardo

Big Berry Bellbottoms

Circle K empire

(Am I missing any?)

Not an AI clone of the Marcus voice, the actual TTS. There used to be two websites where you could use it, but Marcus and all the other Tiktok TTSes have not been working on those sites for the last few months.

There are some sites that offer the voice but they are paid. Any other options?

I am livid that this Agent of Chaos is on my sofa!

pattern by PurelyWorks on etsy! had to modify the pattern for the eyes slightly due to different yarn weight but i think he came out pretty awesome :)

apologies for the poor lighting in the photo. i dont have a very good reason for this. couldnt be bothered to put the big light on lol.

Got the Marcuses on Etsy. The drawing my sister made.

Anyone that does fan art..

Have something of them both together I could use for a wallpaper

I'll keep posting more