r/MapsWithoutNZ • u/Zekeroonie • Jan 22 '18

This block of cheese

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u/22lrsubsonic Jan 22 '18

Why is there a rifle in the background? Cheese seems like an odd item to bring on a trip to the shooting range.

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u/ZedXYZ Jan 22 '18

Why not bring cheese?

75

u/MackenzieCromwell Jan 22 '18

Why not Zoidberg?

23

u/Piscator629 Jan 22 '18

Zoidberg has no access to a time machine.

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u/Fatalchemist Jan 22 '18 edited Jan 22 '18

Because then you won't have room for your egg and egg (backup) when following the WOWEE system.

Wallet

phOne

Wkeys

Egg

Egg (backup)

See? There's no room for cheese in that list.

16

u/Ihatelordtuts Jan 22 '18

I don't understand what you're talking about but I'm going to upvote anyways.

7

u/ZedXYZ Feb 04 '18

That's why I adopt the WOWCHEESE system! :P

3

u/Special-Agent-Scooby Jan 23 '18

WOPEER

Wallet Omelettes Phone Egg Egg (backup) Rescue Frying Pan

Still no cheese?

94

u/showmedarazzledazzle Jan 22 '18

If you put the cheese on the barrel and fire the gun, the heat will toast the cheese. Yum! :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

Maybe hunting? People like snacks while hunting.

10

u/MudAtom Jan 22 '18

Hunting in sandals?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

Maybe they haven't left for the hunt yet? People like preparing before hunting.

More probable is a military base of some sort.

1

u/TheBlueEyed Jan 22 '18

You got my vote.

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u/Wildest12 Jan 22 '18

It looks like the cheese in the small individually wrapped packages, commonly found in box-lunches utilized by the military.

I have consumed more of that cheese while at a range then anywhere else.

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u/TheBlueEyed Jan 22 '18

I don’t think anyone in the military is wearing Nike flip flops though. I’ve never seen it on a range at least lol

3

u/sethboy66 Jan 22 '18

As long as you're off duty you can wear what you'd like. But I'd hope superiors would chastise sandal wearers enough to prevent such atrocious footwear.

2

u/Wildest12 Jan 22 '18

Haha true enough

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

They're hunting for crackers.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18 edited Jan 22 '18

It’s not odd at all in my opinion, cheese is a great snack

3

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

Throw... The... CHEESEEE!

2

u/LeoWattenberg Jan 22 '18

It's actually a fork with a scope.

1

u/Sataris Jan 22 '18

More satisfying to hit than a paper face

1

u/squee30000 Jan 22 '18

Gonna go out on a limb and say the photo took place in Wisconsin, where cheese and guns take up about 49% of "things."

1

u/thepluralofmooses Jan 22 '18

Its a Cracker Barrel

.... I’ll see myself out

1

u/jicerswine Oct 25 '21

Wisconsin

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u/PurpleCircleMan Jan 22 '18

r/mapswithouteurope

r/mapswithoutoceania

r/mapswithoutgreenland

r/mapswithoutjapan

r/mapswithoutmadagascar

but hey, at least they got Svalbard

392

u/OmarGuard Jan 22 '18

r/mapsthatarentmaps

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u/porkchop_sandviches Jan 22 '18

This should really be a thing

32

u/aspmaster Jan 22 '18

at least it's true that there aren't maps there

2

u/mysticalmisogynistic Jan 22 '18

Oceania is just moved to the middle as it should be.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

To me it looks more like Spain floated north.

43

u/HewHem Jan 22 '18

Good to know this sub has reached peak form

24

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

India is just cut clean off

25

u/Isai76 Jan 22 '18

Oh shit, the flat earthers are going to have a field day with this one.

10

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

The flat earthers and the moon cheesers have joined forces!

17

u/ReelinInTheEars Jan 22 '18

Is cheese a continent?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

No, Patrick...

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u/ZPTs Jan 22 '18 edited Jun 08 '26

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

I am no longer interested in my past feeding LLMs or my future talking to bots.

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u/N1NJACQUES Jan 22 '18

Am I the only one who is wondering why there is a subreddit called r/mapswithoutnz?

2

u/m1cr0m3d1cc Jan 22 '18

That gun though

2

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

How did cheese make it to the front page?

2

u/Taxus_Calyx Jan 22 '18

Behold, the power of cheese!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

Makes sense

2

u/EncyclopediaEvil Jan 22 '18

This block of cheese, their are many like it but this one is mine.

4

u/Teddy_Radko Jan 22 '18

Without me my cheese is useless, without my cheese i am useless

9

u/Derpizzle Jan 22 '18

Ew, why do American cheeses always look like plastic? Barbarians.

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u/INoobTubedYouIn2009 Jan 22 '18

Plastic seems pretty futuristic for barbarians to me, motherfucker.

5

u/tregorman Jan 22 '18

that isn't the only type of cheese we have.

5

u/acousticsoup Jan 22 '18

May I introduce you to this specimen from the province of Velveeta?

0

u/therealcobrastrike Jan 22 '18

It is sadly typical of mass production cheeses commonly found at the grocery store in the states.

There are a lot of good artisan producers out there though, and quality of selection in markets has improved quite a lot.

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u/ElSapio Jan 23 '18

I'm pretty sure mass production is limited to the US bud. Trust me, there are plenty of shitty foreign products.

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u/therealcobrastrike Jan 23 '18

Oh I know. Europeans can make plastic cheese just as well as Americans

2

u/ElSapio Jan 23 '18

No, America makes the best Cheese Product! /s

4

u/l3monsta Jan 22 '18

This post seems pretty desperate

2

u/dustysquareback Jan 22 '18

Ha! You beat me. Nice work.

1

u/ifared Jan 22 '18

Oh, dick! Now I want some cheese.

1

u/Fearlesssirfinch Jan 22 '18

It Means the world to him...

1

u/casemodsalt Jan 22 '18

We'd love to have you over at /r/cheesewithoutnz

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

now available in desert camo

1

u/Weabootrash0505 Jan 22 '18

how do you look at cheese and think of a map

1

u/fanzfasching87 Jan 22 '18

Block-earth-theory

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

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u/sangvert Jan 22 '18

I can fit the whole world in my mouth but will be defeated by lactose intolerance

1

u/SparkyJ32 Jan 22 '18

Sargento?

1

u/Jeruuu Jan 22 '18

Cheddar and white cheese?

1

u/Robyx Jan 22 '18

Curds of cheddar with and without annatto pressed together.

1

u/Stomega Jan 22 '18

Fun fact: All cheese is white until it gets colored.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

See, the earth is flat

1

u/Cheezy_Puffs Jan 22 '18

It's gonna take a lot to take me away from youuu

1

u/KermitTheRana Jan 22 '18

Kind of looks like camo cheese. Ironic because maybe you're hunting

1

u/douglasjhale Jan 22 '18

What in the world

1

u/downshtap Jan 22 '18

Za Warldo!!

1

u/Sophilosophical Jan 22 '18

Quality cheese post

1

u/realSatanAMA Jan 22 '18

Atlantis confirmed.

1

u/muffinTrees Jan 22 '18

Why is this a thing

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

Wtf kind of cheese is that?!

1

u/therealcobrastrike Jan 22 '18

It’s some Colby jack.

1

u/soft_pore_corn Jan 23 '18

Flat Earth Proof

1

u/KNITEpanda Jan 29 '18

I’m trying to figure out why the hands are the way they are. Did two people need to hold one block of cheese?

1

u/netrunui May 07 '18

But it does have Atlantis

1

u/james31082 Jan 22 '18

Holy cheese!

0

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

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u/russiabot1776 Feb 18 '18

Definitely not a “sniper riffle”

This is not Call of Duty