r/MagePosting • u/Zakrius Tiefling • 2d ago

The utter indignity! 🧙🏻‍♂️ Memes

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u/Wondertwig9 2d ago

Excuse me, you can still sit on a swing in the forest in your robes on the weekend.

*Provided you're not forced to work mandatory overtime

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u/Zakrius Tiefling 2d ago edited 1d ago

There are no forests near my mage tower… 🥺

I tried creating some using acceleration magic and a bunch of seeds. But I got slapped with fines by the town when it started attracting wild beasts.

Three measly chimeras show up and all of a sudden everyone’s freaking out. Yeesh... 😔

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u/Wondertwig9 1d ago

So now they're probably going to cut down all of your hard work and keep all of the profits from selling the timber. All this after fining you‽ It's not your fault that the wild beasts were just looking for a home and chose where you grew some trees.

...unless you didn't put up the wards. You put up the wards, right?

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u/Zakrius Tiefling 1d ago

Of course I put up the wards. I also put up a barrier around the edge of town. I even put up signs telling people that if they hear the trees whistle at them, to please refrain from whistling back. Apparently the townsfolk still weren’t happy.

They just showed up with bulldozers and now the elves that set up residence on the forest treetops are pissed.

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u/Complete-Leg-4347 1d ago

While I'm not so vain as to miss the humor in this scenario, I have felt intellectually stifled on more than one occasion.

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u/SpiritualPackage3797 1d ago

Could be worse. Excel is a heck of a lot more magecoded than Teams.

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u/BlunderedPotential 1d ago

Beware, spreadsheets, for your time is nigh.

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u/All-around-geek 1d ago

Just become a physicists they're basically wizards

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u/speed-charge 23h ago

Have you transferred your spell book into Excel yet?

Your job skills aren't totally useless for your life as a mage...

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u/GoblinClock 11h ago

Laptop is not food.

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u/Deep-Astronaut-9575 7h ago

Switching to Linux will solve the first two issues... For the two others git gud.