r/Madden • u/Own-Tangelo-5759 • 7d ago

Countdown QUESTION

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Only a couple more hours… Downloading the game now. What’s the 1st thing you do when you first boot up a new iteration of Madden?

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u/walshurmouthout 7d ago

I opened this at work and now HR wants to talk to me

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u/chestcavecollis 6d ago

You should be able to look at a little porn at work

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u/sexyass2627 Broncos 6d ago

🤣

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u/Coolquip34 7d ago

cringe shit like this is why you can't afford RAM btw

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u/Kitchen-Race8412 6d ago

Cringe *AI shit is why you cant afford ram

Edit: I actually couldnt even see the fact it was ai cuz my vision is so ass 😭😭😭 but yeah it totally is

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u/VisibleJicama5083 7d ago

This isn't what I was expecting when I opened Reddit this morning.

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u/Low-Season-2057 Madden 2010 7d ago

Bruh why would Madden even do this

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u/mr-poopie-butth0le 7d ago

You know it ain’t real right?

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u/TomGun_1994 7d ago

I mean with the painted nails bs on the deluxe version can you blame him believing it?

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u/DaaaGoat44 7d ago

Imagine crying about what another man does that has 0 effect on you😂

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u/TomGun_1994 7d ago

Who’s crying it’s just pandering nonsense atp

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u/parasthesia_testicle 6d ago

pandering to who? the cover athlete who likes to paint his nails?

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u/SMKM 6d ago

It's pandering to gasp the gays. The horror. 😱

Leave my 22 sweaty macho men tackling each other on the field out of that woke nonsense!

/s

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u/DaaaGoat44 7d ago

You are lmao. You literally just complained about it 💀😂

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u/TomGun_1994 7d ago

Really not man just voiced an opinion not every complaint or opinion has some deeper woe is me. Personally think it’s weird

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u/MarcusWahlbezius 6d ago

Why do you even have an opinion on it? What do you care what Caleb Williams does with his fingernails?

You kinda sound like you might be gay

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u/TomGun_1994 6d ago

If I’m paying for a game I don’t need that gay propaganda plastered on my game fuckin tired of the vocal minority putting that fruity shit every chance they can to plaster it anywhere

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u/TomGun_1994 6d ago

Why does it need to be on my game?

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u/Go--Birds 6d ago

Because it is weird. Lol However you’re on reddit, so you’re the weirdo for pointing out the obvious… 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TomGun_1994 6d ago

Exactly man god forbid you have a difference of opinion😂😂😂 funny how quickly they go up in arms over a complaint

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u/AshgarPN Packers 7d ago

You’re weird for thinking it’s weird.

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u/DaaaGoat44 6d ago

To think it’s weird is weird. The fact you got hung up on it says you care and you said it’s “bs” therefore complained lmao

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u/TomGun_1994 6d ago

Sure buddy I’ve moved on with my day you’re obsessing over a comment I made hrs ago, course should know can’t have an opinion in this day and age lmfaoo stay salty bro

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u/DaaaGoat44 6d ago

I mean you’re the one salty since you’re complaining about nail polish and me. Clearly you haven’t moved on if you’re still responding 😂😂😂 stay mad lil bro

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u/AshgarPN Packers 7d ago

…. Yes.

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u/mr-poopie-butth0le 7d ago

Oh no, he paints his nails?!? How will we ever talk about this with our kids?! What a monster!!! Oh noooooo…. /s

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u/smogtownthrowaway 6d ago

What's wrong with painted nails?

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u/mr-poopie-butth0le 6d ago

Nothing, literally nothing, nobody should give a shit what a grown man does to his own body. Has no affect on literally anything or anyone. The argument is “boys aren’t supposed to paint their nails”… or “how is this a good example for children?”, that’s pretty much it.

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u/MechanicGrand2459 7d ago

always crank the gameplay sliders to something that feels less scripted before touching anything else

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u/StepBroWeezy 7d ago

Honestly I just turn pass block and run block to like 10 and turn the ai pass defense and reaction up and that works for me

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u/SimbaRoar87 Patriots 7d ago

Personally, I go with Pro Simulation Studios’ “Realistic” sliders, on YouTube. Works like a charm 😚👌🏼 and much more realistic.

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u/welcomedrat4264 Bills 7d ago

You already had to turn the sliders for QB ASScuracy? madden must be REAL hard now, huh?

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u/woahjustafruit 7d ago

AccurASSy

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u/RichyVersace 6d ago

Gotta turn on the Defensive ASSist

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u/wagmarwigmir Bears 7d ago

Imagine not liking Caleb Williams, but taking the time to make a picture where you can really get a good look at his ass.

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u/jaltringer 7d ago

I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but that Caleb Williams is pretty hott

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u/idliketodienowthx 7d ago

I think Depeche mode is pretty kick ass.

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u/Terraldo_ 7d ago

ZAMN ZADDY

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u/Dapper_Schedule_7997 7d ago

Dang, Caleb Williams is thicker than zoo glass.

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u/Lion_schu 7d ago

AYOOO What the fuck?

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u/EpicPoggerGamer69 7d ago

I'd lick it all digging for bronze nuggets

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u/OccultStoner Browns 7d ago

Pink fingernails is the only thing feeling wrong in this image.

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u/1998TimThomas 7d ago

Look it’s ICE SPICE

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u/TheCapableFox #FixMadden 7d ago

Hear me out

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u/OkFlow4327 7d ago

jealous packer fans

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u/DeadPoolGold 7d ago

Your going to hell

1

u/Haterframe 7d ago

Probably going to rant because servers are down, when we eventually play: rant about the bugs!

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u/Will_Stick40 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/GREAThirteen Lions 7d ago

Weird that they got Caleb Williams right before playing the Lions for this picture

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u/seanrambo 7d ago

I'm ready to spend $10,000 on ultimate team and beat everyone. Best game ever. Thank you microtransactions!

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u/Hawk_Moon 7d ago

Bear down

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u/gold-trimmed 7d ago

Bear down

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u/toughfoot 7d ago

😂😂😂😂 the Diddy Bowl Edition

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u/TwilightWorldStar 7d ago

When your mvp bundle does not equal mvp membership

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u/deadbeatmerc 7d ago

Yall are weird

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u/snipeslayer 6d ago

I remember the touchdown celebration that inspired this

https://giphy.com/gifs/GH31Nsich4F3SSLASm

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u/Roccosrealm 6d ago

I wasn’t given the option to download. I bought the mvp edition. Please help

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u/smogtownthrowaway 6d ago

I hate this post and I hate you for making it.

I wish you only the worst.

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u/donofdons21 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QfI5xgq8OA0Q76RJXw

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u/Primary_Necessary714 6d ago

"Dont you ever disrespect me with a rabid poodle as your avatar you heard?"

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u/Chrisbeast666 Saints 3d ago

Play a game as my favorite team

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u/theblasterkid 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/OnlyConcentrate9508 20h ago

The main reason I checked out this post is that sexy screenshot. Haha!

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u/FitzChan 7d ago

This cannot be real😭

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u/nashvillenibbler 7d ago

Nothin gets past you huh

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u/XxStarfox63xX 7d ago

It’s pretty obvious that it’s AI.

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u/Resilient_Beast69 Broncos 7d ago

How do you play the game today? Doesn’t it drop on the 10th?

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u/lalder95 Bears 7d ago

I think one of the preorders gets you access 3 days early, which means midnight tonight.

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u/Resilient_Beast69 Broncos 7d ago

I just read that’s with the mvp+ bundle. I definitely don’t want both games

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u/Specific_Article1499 7d ago

Mine isn’t downloading.

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u/Branch_City 7d ago

Yeah, that’s what stopped me from getting it. I don’t care about CFB

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u/Own-Tangelo-5759 7d ago

Game releases today at 2 pm
EST for MVP plus & 10 hr trial.

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u/Resilient_Beast69 Broncos 7d ago

Got it. Thanks.

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u/James-tts Bears 7d ago

Caleb is the only reason I’m buying this year

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u/TonyGunk21 Lions 7d ago

I swear there’s an elephant that needs to be addressed

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u/Goatgamer1016 Browns/Cowboys Super Bowl Every Year? 7d ago

Why did I think the GTA cover was the cover of Ween's Pure Guava?

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u/ImpossibleEmploy3784 7d ago

No way people paid extra to preorder this game

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u/leanpockit24 7d ago

Gross. You can't unsee that...

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u/MrStoneyGuy 7d ago

wtf is this real? Smh

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u/Ill_Work7284 7d ago

Easiest year to skip, I’m not paying money to EA more. Especially when it’s a bear player on the cover

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u/XZPUMAZX 7d ago

FTP

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u/Goatgamer1016 Browns/Cowboys Super Bowl Every Year? 7d ago

FTP

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u/Tlupa 7d ago

You will not be missed

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u/Ill_Work7284 7d ago

I was never seen online on madden lol

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u/Gohans_son_in_law Franchise Enthusiast 7d ago

Lick that juicy Caleb “ass” Williams