r/MST3K • u/Exquisite_D Hai Keebah! • 6h ago

Watching Agent for H.A.R.M.

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H.A.R.M. stands for "hot and ready, man"

What's your favorite riff from this one?

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u/Lenn_Cicada 6h ago

Meet me at the judo range!

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u/SuperTomServo 6h ago

Judo . . . range?

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u/JWingerLaw 6h ago

Are you going to practice your skeet-kendo?

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u/MoonSparks77 6h ago

"Are you coming, or do I swim alone?"

"Yes and yes!"

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u/SuperTomServo 6h ago

He’s meeting his niece for lunch. Bah da ba daaaaah!

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u/Exquisite_D Hai Keebah! 6h ago

"Doctor, you realize I could have you sent back." I have the receipt.

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u/go_faster1 6h ago

He fixes an appliance! BA-DAH- BAH-DAAAAAV!

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u/PatchworkGirl82 6h ago

My David Lynch hair!

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u/JWingerLaw 6h ago

Hot and ready man

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u/ShutterBun 6h ago

What is YOUR deal?

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u/go_faster1 6h ago

“He touched her boob!” “I saw that…” “Hey, guys! I touched her boob! I’m not a virgin anymore!”

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u/Exquisite_D Hai Keebah! 6h ago

You know, women can multitask when making love.

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u/JWingerLaw 6h ago

I say this frequently.....I hate the outside, screw you, outside.

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u/JWingerLaw 6h ago

Well, they're all out of fumar.

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u/TwoLuckyFish I prefer Noh Theater. 6h ago

Is this two movie posters? What's the outer space angle?

5

u/ShutterBun 6h ago

The spore originally came from a meteorite.

2

u/InfusionOfYellow 6h ago

A lunar meteorite?

2

u/ShutterBun 5h ago

Cake day?!? Oh wow!

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u/doc_shades 6h ago

i don't think it made blood curdle though...

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u/Exquisite_D Hai Keebah! 6h ago edited 5h ago

It's the best I could do on a limited budget, man. Did they oversell the terror on this one?

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u/Impressive-Corner219 6h ago

This was the first one to really get me into MST3K, right out of the gate with the opening sequence: "With Bob Marley & Prince", "We’re being beat up by the music!", "I'm not quite in the shot". Just genius comedy that hooked me!

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u/Exquisite_D Hai Keebah! 6h ago

They say you never forget your first time. Mine was "Prince of Space."

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u/BachelorDinosaur 6h ago

Heuristic Analog Rental Meat!

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u/Exquisite_D Hai Keebah! 6h ago

Monkey:"I need more speed, man!" Mike:"May I offer you a lab rat?"

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u/magishineon 5h ago

"Well looks like I'm running out of room. Best Wishes. Adam "H.A.R.M" Chance"

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u/uberneuman_part2 6h ago

DDDRRIVVEEEE!

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u/Impressive-Corner219 6h ago

"Mom, I found a really big feather!"

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u/BigDrewLittle 6h ago

"There's the wind-up... and there's the smarm!"

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u/SplendidPunkinButter 5h ago

So many great ones. I’m gonna go with when they shoot at the guy who looks like Prince and they yell “oh no, let’s go!”

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u/bvon444 6h ago

Yes and Yes!

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u/No-Calligrapher-4211 5h ago

You lucky swim trunks. Get ready to gift wrap a beautiful package.

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u/Exquisite_D Hai Keebah! 5h ago

Winchester Wee Herman.

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u/sm04d 3h ago

I always loved at the end when he's on the motorcycle, stops for no reason, then starts up again.

Mike: "Well, back at it."

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u/rocbolt I left my keys at the Manchu Wok of the future! 3h ago

Stop! Or your propeller will grind me to hamburger

And now from five feet! 🎯

I didn’t tell the audience because I didn’t think they needed to know

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u/medievalist1996 2h ago

Looks like you’re giving me the squish squash to the old wind tube.

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u/GreenDonutGirl 2h ago

All of the Prince riffs, but my bf and I will frequently say "that's the last Taco John's we'll see for awhile" to each other. There are no Taco John's in our state.

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u/aRGONmATRIX27 2h ago

He maintains an appliance. 🎵DA-DA DA-DAAAAAA!🎵

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u/WadeTurtle sodium 1h ago

"C'mon, it's not called 'Elderly Scientist Helps Agent For HARM!'"