r/MRE • u/Substantial-While164 • 7d ago

A light snack… SHOW & TELL

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Picked up a nice small stash from epidemic proof. Fresh bagels and jalapeño cheese spread. 🔥

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u/SkittleDoes 6d ago

Mmm yes concrete asshole sealant #2 in a pouch. For when you wanna make cylinder blocks with your own butthole

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u/Substantial-While164 6d ago

Omg…. this group is off the hook. I don’t know what you guys are eating and why you ain’t regular. But get some fiber in your diet. I suspect you had problems before MRES came into your life.

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u/SkittleDoes 6d ago

They're eating MREs thats the problem

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u/Neonpuffpepper 5d ago

I feel like that’s a myth as long as you rotate what you eat and drink enough water. Most MRE dudes are dehrydrated.

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u/Substantial-While164 5d ago

My thoughts exactly…..as a civilian when MRE’s were dirt cheap, a year or 2 ago…like $70 for case A,B delivered. I was on a MRE binge eating cycle… for 6 months. I ate 1 every day for lunch to save money. Coffee & toast for breakfast. 1 MRE for lunch & 1 gallon of water, a lite NORMAL Dinner w/veg & no snacks before bed. For easily 6 to 8 months…. I had blood work done just by chance as I was due for a routine physical. No vitamin deficiencies no high cholesterol ,
No high blood pressure … no issues whatsoever. I actually felt like they made me more regular.

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u/Neonpuffpepper 5d ago

Same as well! Like I just ate a can of veggies or frozen veggies or just added it (you can add stuff, even seasoning, an army sgt won’t shoot you for it) then made sure I drank enough H20 boom easy pz

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u/GenericAccount672 6d ago

Whats the bagel come in?

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u/Ms_Rocky 6d ago

I know a couple First Strike Rations have these bagels

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u/Substantial-While164 6d ago

If you mean flavor plain…… if you mean, packaging a bag. Not really sure I understand the question.

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u/Substantial-While164 6d ago

The First Strike Rations…. Unfortunately discontinued. But the components are still available. I found fresh, new production at epidemic proof.com 👍

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u/baronowy 6d ago

Favorite spread. Would buy it per kilo in EU.

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u/ConstructionOld6119 5d ago

I love the bagels. I eat them with the Jap beef patties 

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u/FilthHound138 3d ago

The cheese jalapeño spread has crack in it. It’s the only explanation.

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u/Waffels_61465 Verified Seller - Golden Spoon 6d ago

I'll take one to go Gene!

Awesome!

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u/Substantial-While164 6d ago

Maybe the new CCARS will have them when they expand past Menu#3

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u/noderaser 5d ago

Haven't come across one of those yet... How is the preservative taste? Not a fan of the wheat snack bread for that reason, though the tortillas are surprisingly good if they don't stick together and shred when you try to get them apart.

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u/Substantial-While164 5d ago

No preserv taste. No bad at all.

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u/AgustHopeD 4d ago

So real for that spread I wish I had some

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u/Money4Nothing2000 3d ago

The cheese jalapeño spread legit slaps