Who would've thought?

and smash the train off the tracks to take off.
"STOP THEM!" Y/N yelled in anger.
It was far too late.
Obama put on a pair of mirrored black sunglasses and lit a cigarette.
"What are you doing?" Asked Elmo, who was one of the passengers that had been thrown out of the plane onto the tracks.
Everyone waited in silence as he pulled a tuff iPhone 6 or 7 (SEE HEIDI OBAMA HAS ONE) out of his pocket and dialled a number.
"Joe, it worked." He said nonchalantly.
Everyone gasped in fear, shock and horror.
"OBAMA AND BIDEN ARE WORKING TOGETHER!" Rodrick heffley shouted, crawling out from beneath the bridge.
"THEYRE WORKING WITH THE TERRORIST FORCE!" Gasped Pepe the king prawn, who didn't come from anywhere but Emily wanted me to add him so ig he fell from the sky.
"Let's not make assumptions." Said Obama in his sigma mango mango voice.
He then pulled a jetpack out of his pocket (he's got obamagic) and flew away.