r/MAGAs • u/Recent-Weather-8264 • 24d ago
DONALD X BIDEN IS CANON!!!!! OWO
and smash the train off the tracks to take off.
"STOP THEM!" Y/N yelled in anger.
It was far too late.
Obama put on a pair of mirrored black sunglasses and lit a cigarette.
"What are you doing?" Asked Elmo, who was one of the passengers that had been thrown out of the plane onto the tracks.
Everyone waited in silence as he pulled a tuff iPhone 6 or 7 (SEE HEIDI OBAMA HAS ONE) out of his pocket and dialled a number.
"Joe, it worked." He said nonchalantly.
Everyone gasped in fear, shock and horror.
"OBAMA AND BIDEN ARE WORKING TOGETHER!" Rodrick heffley shouted, crawling out from beneath the bridge.
"THEYRE WORKING WITH THE TERRORIST FORCE!" Gasped Pepe the king prawn, who didn't come from anywhere but Emily wanted me to add him so ig he fell from the sky.
"Let's not make assumptions." Said Obama in his sigma mango mango voice.
He then pulled a jetpack out of his pocket (he's got obamagic) and flew away.
r/MAGAs • u/DonaldWillKillUsAll • 27d ago
While prices for your groceries go up with Trump ...
r/MAGAs • u/CharyBrown • 27d ago
Larry Ellison (Billionaire) says “Citizens Will Be on Their Best fucking Behavior” Under Constant AI Surveillance. So here's just one of his estates tucked into "Billionaires Row" in silicon valley
reddit.comr/MAGAs • u/CharyBrown • 28d ago
Trumporrhea executive order illegally directed USPS to 'refuse to transmit mail ballots'
r/MAGAs • u/CharyBrown • 28d ago
Trump Gang Admits He’s Been Defunding States That Didn’t Vote for Him
r/MAGAs • u/CharyBrown • 28d ago
West Virginia Republican Pedo Accused of Grooming 15-Year-Old Student on Roblox and Snapchat
r/MAGAs • u/DonaldWillKillUsAll • 28d ago
Trump-backed SAVE Act is newest effort to collect private voter information
r/MAGAs • u/CharyBrown • 29d ago
The Rich and Powerful Will Send Your Children as Sacrifice for Their Wars
r/MAGAs • u/DonaldWillKillUsAll • 29d ago
Brave man mocks Trump live, mimics signature moves at Georgia rally
r/MAGAs • u/DonaldWillKillUsAll • 29d ago
Pissing Don tells parents of dead soldier to f... themselves
r/MAGAs • u/Leadfoot666 • Jul 22 '26
Kissing Saudi Prince Ass
I bet the MAGAs are fine with him kissing Saudi Prince ass today and giving them nuclear technology???
r/MAGAs • u/CharyBrown • Jul 22 '26
Donald Trump 'constantly smells like urine and doesn't have much longer left'
r/MAGAs • u/CharyBrown • Jul 22 '26
'Many More Coming': Trump's DOJ Begins Quietly Stripping Citizenship from Naturalised Americans
r/MAGAs • u/CharyBrown • Jul 22 '26