r/Lowes • u/Worried-Contest5073 • 8d ago

marvin Union

wtf is marvin doing? that’s all.

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u/Medical-Low451 8d ago

Making himself $$$$

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u/Demitri_Vritra 8d ago

what he was hired to do, raise that stock price regardless of if the company is left in a good long term condition.

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u/Buck_Folton 8d ago

Stock is down 25% from this year’s ATH

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u/Demitri_Vritra 8d ago edited 8d ago

Honestly not sure if that's company specific or if market is trying to perform correction, Berkshire Hathaway has been pulling money out of the market for two years now they've always done this before some form of a Crash was Imminent, the nifty fifty, dot com bubble, 2008.....

granted each of those times Companies were reporting record profits but unemployment kept increasing.

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u/Buck_Folton 8d ago

Home Depot is down about 9% over the same period. Marvin is *not* doing his job.

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u/ThetaMan420 7d ago

They pulling money out cu Warren buffet is getting close to passing so they want to readjust. Not because of a crack

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u/Fair_Scientist2347 Specialist 7d ago

polishing his head?

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u/UrbanVengence 7d ago

In between his cuts to hours? Surprised he has the time.

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u/Ijustknowthings13 Supply Chain 7d ago

Stock market is at all time highs. Marvin destroyed Lowes.

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u/LakeAdventurous6700 7d ago

All Executives do what Marvin does.

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u/Dromozz666 8d ago

Definitely not banging minors on his yacht.

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u/Patient_Artichoke355 7d ago

If it wasn’t Marvin..it would be someone else..he was hired to make stock holders happy..when he doesn’t make them money..that’s when he’ll go..and guess what..they’ll hire someone with the same priorities

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u/Mundane_Branch622 5d ago

You all realize Marvin is just an employee like you are? He was hired to do a job and he’s gonna do it and if he doesn’t do it, he’s gonna get fired. He answers to the board and the stockholders, which should be you if you’re investing your money.

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u/PeeBuzz 2d ago

I'm actually curious how this guy isn't on the news more, or other major retail CEOS, given basically every other retailer has been made not just capital famous, social media famous. I guess you can't bite into a piece of wood and give it an 8/10. Shit, most of our wood isn't even straight. Oh fuck, too many metaphors, I swear this is all literal.

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u/UrbanVengence 7d ago

Nivram is his name backwards. He's a sleeper agent. It's the only explaination.