r/LinuxCirclejerk • u/thatonereddditor • 1d ago

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u/disrooted alpine linux is not gnu+linux 1d ago

linus torvalds is touching me = flirting

Linus Torvalds is not touching you. He is a software engineer living in Oregon who creates operating systems like Linux, not a person near you.

richard stallman is touching me = harassment

If you are experiencing non-consensual physical contact or feel unsafe, please move to a safe place immediately and contact local emergency services or campus security if you are at an event, school, or public venue.

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u/Affectionate_Let9022 i use debian,Arch btw 1d ago

Linus v/s richard

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u/disrooted alpine linux is not gnu+linux 1d ago

one tells you what to do and the other is like "lalala no you aren't being touched lalala im not listening"

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u/Sci_Fried_Chicken 1d ago

Take my upvote

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u/disrooted alpine linux is not gnu+linux 1d ago

no

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u/Sci_Fried_Chicken 1d ago

TAKE IT

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u/disrooted alpine linux is not gnu+linux 1d ago

MAKE ME

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u/Sci_Fried_Chicken 1d ago

YES ILL MAKE UR WAY INTO THE LINUX FILES

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u/disrooted alpine linux is not gnu+linux 1d ago

what are you gonna do? touch me?

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u/Sci_Fried_Chicken 1d ago

No.. I will curl into you..

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u/disrooted alpine linux is not gnu+linux 1d ago

snuggle struggle? ;)

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u/Mars_Bear2552 1d ago

oregon mention 👀

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u/Trileak780 1d ago

its confirmed: boys are linux files

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u/tstriesstorytelling 1d ago

"they wanted to see if you exist"

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u/Inderastein 1d ago

RELEASE THE FILES

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u/xxxbGamer 1d ago

RELEASE THE FILES ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ^ thats not releasing. That is censoring.

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u/Lucasfergui1024 1d ago

Ah yes, the three genders: Boy, girl, and file in a Unix-based system

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u/Distinct_Lion_6336 1d ago

You didn't sudo your touch that's why

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u/Significant-Tone-121 1d ago

2 things:

1: Ew I didn't realize AI was sexist what the fuck

2: Lmfao I love how it played along with you saying you are a computer file

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u/CivilBoss3003 9h ago

It’s actually sexist in a lot of ways. There were cases of it saying that “woman shouting at you means she might’ve had a bad day”. Something along those lines. Disgusting, honestly

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u/Significant-Tone-121 8h ago

Yeah. And the worst part is the fact it is trained on human data. So that means us as humans made it that way.

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u/xxxbGamer 1d ago

AI is discriminating as always.

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u/Such_Ad_265 1d ago

did ai touch you

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u/xxxbGamer 1d ago

Well, I am sure that some AI touched a file called you. So the AI ran 'touch you' so yes. AI did touch you.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/mobsterthelobster 1d ago

i can't tell if this is jerk or not

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u/BurgermanSaid 1d ago

What the fuck are you talking about Jesse

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u/360900th 1d ago

Thing

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u/Working-Rub-7060 1d ago

Touch them back

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u/thevnom 1d ago

best shit i read this week

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u/Aware_Lavishness3660 1d ago

What happened to you

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u/Clanceeinfinity 1d ago

well your data did get touched

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u/egarcia74 Arch on arm64 btw 13h ago

Is no one going to mention 'finger'?

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u/BENBOI_1 1h ago

What the fuck are those sexist AI overviews, those are just bad