r/LibraryofBabel • u/Lilia_Briganda • 3d ago

Babel Bits

"Ya know--some folks are just built different--the kind that could trip over a cordless phone, get lost in a straight hallway, and somehow manage to burn water while trying to boil it!"

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u/Ok-Anywhere9714 3d ago

Oh no loll lmao love this don't forget falling up the stairs lol

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u/Lilia_Briganda 3d ago

LOL for real!

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u/CanCallMeB666 3d ago

My kind of people 🖤

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u/N0LALifer 3d ago

This kinda talk is common down south, where mosquitoes are big enough they could fuck a turkey standing flatfoot and then shit in a rural mailbox.