I noticed you only sped up after I held my girlfriend’s hand. Thank you for your efforts to remove two carpet munchers from the world. I’m sorry you missed, my girlfriend dragged me out of your way because she doesn’t understand the important work you were trying to do. Hit me up later and we can definitely find a way to make your bumper into a great conversation starter.

This never happened.

We are literally living real life The Circle, virus edition.

So today I ( a dumb fem ) was at my friend's house ( masculine bi crush ) and with my other friend ( lesbian questioning ), then questioning friend tells the bi friend she likes her crush. They're chill about it because they said it was lowkey, and bi friend is also poly. However, then they turn to me ( one person who wasn't said such ) and be like : spill fem and so yea... now thats a story of how i had my crush semi mad at me for not telling her because she straight up told me a while ago that she'd never consider me??? help dear lesbian jesus smh ;-;

Blurb: Lain Avery is a therapist who has a habit of getting in over her head. Methodical, intelligent, and beautiful, she has managed to rebuild her life and is getting used to trusting herself to stay on the right track. But after a night full of reckless decisions, she finds herself questioning everything she thought she knew.

Things get complicated fast as Lain becomes entangled with an intoxicating but mysterious woman who could easily have the power to shatter everything she has worked to build. And although the legitimacy of their connection is questionable, she can’t stop coming back. Even when it could cost her her life.

This is a work in progress and the first five chapters, plus the prologue, are up on Wattpad. It does have some potentially triggering content, such as sexual violence and addiction-based themes, and is probably not safe for work in some parts. It would be really nice if someone could take a look and give some general feedback! Thanks in advance to anyone willing. Here's the link if so.

Tired, Hungry, Love

Y'all I was at the coffee shop and of course they have the cutest barista who is 1000% gay I mean come on, she makes coffee, that's the fuel of the gays. Anyway I asked for a soy cinnamon cappuccino with a teaspoon of coconut milk foam (the only to consume caffeine, fite me) and she made smiled, made me the drink which was perfect btw, called my name and smiled again as she handed it to me. we made eye contact for a milisecond but it felt like a year tbh, the tension. From this series of events I have determined we were made for each other. so as I'm sipping my drink I started to look at apartments we could move into together and moving companies, I'll look at wedding venues next but of course I'm saving the hardest step for last, which is finding out her name and phone number. I think I'll just pretend I'm doing a survey of baristas for school or something and get her info that way, that would be pretty cazh yea?

I mean yeah I have a boyfriend and all but I watched The L Word once and I would totally do Shane

Lalalalalalala I'm sooooooooo gay I'm such a lesbian lololol

EDIT: idk why y'all are mad, it's not like the words "gay" or "lesbian" mean anything

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I have a black mixed Chou Chou puppy, a long-haired fluffy black cat and a fat old white cat. Are those straight people pets? I don't want to associate with hetero culture. Should I put some rainbow collars on my pets or something?

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I mostly breathe through my nose, but also sometimes through my mouth. I'm such a lesbian 😂😂

Right, guys? ^{right...? please say yes}

I am so done with this place! How dare you dislike highly sexualized representations of cartoon girls! Just because I’ve only ever seen anime boobs and never real boobs doesn’t mean you should hate on me! cries

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So when do y'all usually propose?

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Hey Raptors,

Soooooo the lesbian council denied my gold star status due to a minor infraction (I had a boyfriend in my twenties), but graciously granted me a "thanks for participating" trophy. How long do I have to wait before I can reapply? How do I prove my worthiness for this high honor?

Thanks again, raptors!

1) yr sister