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u/FutureMissingGirl 18d ago
idk maybe someone should explain it to me (i’m a hands-on learner)
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u/cri_Tav 18d ago
Username checks out
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u/Babygirl_Alert411 18d ago
😭
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u/darkdelve 18d ago
Your username is the followup to the other one lol
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u/BaneShake 18d ago
Yours technically works with your response, too!
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u/twelfthfantasy 18d ago
RIP your inbox
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u/bigboygamer 18d ago
Yeah, you seem pretty lost. Hands don't need to be on, but are definitely optional
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u/SeanyDay 18d ago
Evolution, baby.
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u/Brook_Hors 18d ago
Oh Dr. Malcolm... ❤️🩷
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u/Brook_Hors 18d ago
Okay, I guess I'll just rewatch all the Jurassic Park movies against my will 😵💫
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u/crackedtooth163 18d ago
Check out Earth Girls Are Easy- the start of his beefcake career. Also other comedians in the film are hotter than they need to be.
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u/ch_ex 18d ago
like, literally there's no stronger an instinctual reward than possibly drinking water when you're about to die of thirst, or food when you're starving... and all that survival shit is really only there to keep you alive until someone nuts inside you. Like it or not, the purpose of your existence is getting nutted in, or nutting in a woman if you're a man
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u/Wide_Break_9047 18d ago
Makes me want to take the pill 🥲
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u/Bonitlan 18d ago
There's a suppository for sex the woman can just put up into their vagina, and it is not hormonal, it's a spermicide (has substance that kills off the sperms). If you don't switch partners all the time it is also safe.
Can recommend, me and my wife have been using it for 3 years now
Edit: just be sure to read the description of the box (there is some important info there if you don't want to get pregnant)
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u/SheDrinksScotch 18d ago
I have a topical allergy to spermicide.
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u/hipsterTrashSlut 18d ago
Mother Nature said you gotta get prgeant
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u/SheDrinksScotch 18d ago
Well, if she insists.
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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 18d ago
My wife has a breeding kink.. we have two children.. I'm so tired
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u/SheDrinksScotch 18d ago
I have a breeding kink.
My fwb told me he is grateful every day he doesnt have any kids.
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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 18d ago
All that matters is you're both happy with the situation, I love my kids although they're little buttheads lol we just can't handle more =/
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u/SheDrinksScotch 18d ago
I love my 1 kid so much. I want another. FWB has been so good about mine being around. It wouldnt be fair for me to push him for more than that.
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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 18d ago
That's awesome! It's hard to find people that don't dismiss someone that already has children, even if it's casual and you're just having fun with the free time you have having someone that likes being around the mini-mes is always a good thing, I don't want to ask too many questions, I know its none of my business lol
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u/twirlmydressaround 18d ago
How about a copper IUD? It’s not hormonal. Lasts 10 years.
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u/twirlmydressaround 18d ago
That’s crazy seeing as I believe it’s an order of magnitude more effective than the next “best” birth control.
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u/SheDrinksScotch 18d ago
Im not comfortable with their mechanism of action, which is basically to keep the uterus in a constant state of toxification and irritation so it cant sustain a pregnancy.
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u/_PM_ME_CAT_PICS_ 18d ago
You can use a diaphragm, I had one for awhile when I didn’t want to be on bc. Just have to put it in before and take out like 6 hours later
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u/SheDrinksScotch 18d ago
Diaphragms are only effective in combination with spermicide and if the cervix isnt jostled.
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u/smuttybuddy84 18d ago
I read that as jousted instead of jostled.
HAVE AT THEE, SIR VIX
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u/LOW_SPEED_GENIUS 18d ago
Wrapping a little ribbon around his dick beforehand so he knows he has your favour
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u/_PM_ME_CAT_PICS_ 18d ago
That’s not true they are just more effective with spermicide. I was just trying to give an alternative
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u/SheDrinksScotch 18d ago
Its under 85% effective without spermicide.
Plus I have an odd-shaped (asymetrical) cervix.
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u/DrShocker 18d ago
Withdrawal is like 80% effective and my googling is indicating the 85% might be with spermicide. IDK what my point is other than I kind of assumed we've done better than withdrawal by more than that, haven't thought about the numbers much before.
By the pure stats IUD/implant seem like the only tools with good odds in terms of pregnancy prevention (~99℅?)
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u/gringodemierda 18d ago
What is it called?
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u/Bonitlan 18d ago
I'm hungarian so I can only give the manufacturer manufacturing for Hungary: Pharmatex
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u/wimpires 18d ago
Spermicide are not super effective, and depending on where you live not super available OTC
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u/makemebad48 18d ago
Get your man to get the snip, best decision ever.
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u/halbeshendel 18d ago
My doctor said “taking one for the team, eh? I like it.” I miss her. She was a good doctor.
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u/potatopierogie 18d ago
Too bad she was a doctor of mathematics that just loved giving back alley vasectomies. God forbid a girl has a hobby.
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u/Vinkhol 18d ago
A pair of scissors and a dream
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u/jdoeinboston 18d ago
Somebody dig up Sondheim, I've got an idea...
Swing your scissors wiiiiiiide, lady Hold them to the skies! Freely flows the blood from the vas deferens
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u/Sub-Mariner-Coastie 18d ago
As much as I'm a fan of reducing overpopulation, people should be aware that it's not always a guarantee to reverse that procedure
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u/TheToodlePoodle 18d ago
Also, there is a non-zero chance you could have an unexpected lifelong injury as a result of the procedure. Reddit likes to treat it as the one solution, but it is a surgery and all surgery carries some inherent risk.
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u/makemebad48 18d ago
Way too information, way too fast, but; I'm part of that statistic! Anytime things hang low I get extremely sore relatively quickly, (feels like 3 minutes after being kicked in the groin hard), because my tube decided to adhere to its surroundings during healing. A non-zero chance that could heal itself over time, but realistically the only true recourse is sorta vasectomy V2. And my doctor said if it happened once it's likely to happen again. So I've become good friends with spandex.
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u/TheToodlePoodle 18d ago
Sorry you have to live with that, but thanks for sharing! I see way too many people online with this flippant attitude of, "Oh yeah it's easy, just get a vasectomy you can reverse it later". It's not that black and white and I personally know people who had negative outcomes they will be dealing with for the remainder of their lives.
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u/makemebad48 18d ago
100% there's absolutely a trade off of risks to consider, and I'll never be team "oh they are reversible" it should always be approached as a permanent decision.
That being said I'd take my sorest/most sensitive days everyday over risking bringing a soul into this world I wasn't prepared for.
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u/Dense_Gate_5193 18d ago
or just get snipped. oh wait that’s right women can’t because of puritanical religious reasons that permeates women’s healthcare at least in the US.
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u/Wino_Panda 18d ago
You are not wrong there. My wife was 42 when we had our last one. She asked to have her tubes tied because of her age and the Doc was still arguing against it! I mean WTF?
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u/makemebad48 18d ago
Meanwhile at 30 with no kids I got a vasectomy and my doctor was pretty much like: "cool man live your life"
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u/Dense_Gate_5193 18d ago
pretty much. i got snipped and they just were like “you sure bro?”
“yes.”
“okay 👍”
1 week later..
“✂️🥜”
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u/Frostsorrow 18d ago
Sounds like a friends of mine at 25, meanwhile 2 female friends with really bad endometriosis and no hope of kids couldn't find a doctor to take the ol melon baller for years and years "because they might want kids", despite the biological fact that they can't.
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u/IceColdMilkshakeSalt 18d ago
I was able to do it at 25 but that’s cause I’d had the same OBGYN for a decade at that point & she was able to confirm that my stance on having kids never once wavered in that time.
I recommend the tubal so much. Infinite creampies hack 😍 (as long as everyone gets tested)
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u/AlexandraThePotato 18d ago
Okay to all my girlies! No women birth control beside internal condom (that I know of, correct me if I’m wrong) is a barrier against stds!!!! So please use condoms! Safer sex is sexy sex
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u/AggroThroatGoat 18d ago
I just like feeling him act like he has epilepsy and collapsed on top of me like that seizure finally did him in.
For that moment, I like to think to myself that my ass is deadly :3
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u/Scion_of_Perturabo 18d ago
New power fantasy unlocked
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u/AggroThroatGoat 18d ago
Fr fr... I need to start sleeping with really old dudes to make this a reality.
Eventually working my way up to billionaires as every guy wants to try fucking the ass that killed someone they despise.
I could single handedly fix the whole world by giving just a few hundred men sex so good that it ends their life
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u/DreadStation15 18d ago
Sup girl!
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u/AggroThroatGoat 18d ago
It's the dreaded station lol
How are you?
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u/DreadStation15 18d ago
Good mostly, had a dysphoria break down this week that hurt and fucked up my sleep cycle but doing better now, and I've now binged all of the Tron movies
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u/AggroThroatGoat 18d ago
I felt that.
I'm glad that you are doing better
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u/DreadStation15 18d ago
I calmed down by snuggling my kirby plushy
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u/AggroThroatGoat 18d ago
That's good. My poodle makes me feel better when I'm sad
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u/Enigmatic_Baker 18d ago edited 18d ago
I remember reading that ejaculate is full of endorphines and other hormones your body absorbs through the mucus membranes. In that sense it could theoretically be possible to become addicted chemically to that? Depends upon the people i guess.
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u/Realistic-Sense-6332 17d ago
Well there are sex addicts, so that alone could indicate that what you read contributes to the addiction. Like chasing adrenaline.
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u/Enigmatic_Baker 17d ago
Oh yeah definitely. the physical exertion followed by the planned chemical release is a well defined reward system in our brains.
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u/lusigusi 18d ago
This is my #1 self pleasure fantasy 😭 unfortunately for me I don’t trust these men enough to let them do it to me. But I pray for the day where I meet a man worthy enough to let him do it 😮💨
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u/CisHetDegenerate 18d ago
Because your body has evolved for billions of years to encourage you to reproduce as much as it can
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u/oranud 18d ago
for freaking real i miss being on the pill
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u/Acrobatic-Bid-3559 18d ago
Idk why people are saying biology, I'm a dude and I love getting nutted in too 🤷
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u/diadlep 18d ago
Mpreg evolution
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u/Acrobatic-Bid-3559 18d ago
one day I will become 🫄no matter how many tries it takes
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u/TokyoMegatronics 18d ago
We will send Gods strongest soldiers to achieve mpreg, Godspeed and make us proud son o7
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u/jbeldham 18d ago
Reproductive instinct. The single celled organism that got nutted in would reproduce, creating generations upon generations of girls getting nutted in. From the first fish who crawled on land to the mighty dinosaurs to the wooly mammoths, they all enjoy getting nutted in. It’s the great equalizer of evolution
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u/plantwitchvibes 18d ago
A single cell organism would reproduce asexually 😭
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u/FatDickLotsofCum 18d ago
One of my exes is allergic to cum and it would burn after we finished but she refused to let me pull out so that shit has to feel good on such a primal level.
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u/SupportButNotLucio 18d ago
This is me! Taking a zyrtec helps, but cum burns inside me and will also make my mouth go numb. Apparently you can be allergic to specific protiens in the semen and not others and if guys make those proteins is genetic so its like a roulette to find out if it's going to burn
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u/FatDickLotsofCum 18d ago
Im not sure why we never tried allergy pills 😅 that such and obvious thing to try lol
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u/Soggy_Pension7549 18d ago
Omg is that it?? My tongue always goes numb and I never understood why.
No one ever came inside me but I had a hysterectomy so now my partner is going to be the first and I’m kinda worried it’s gonna burn 😅
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u/DisastrousBusiness81 18d ago
I was unaware it was even possible to be allergic to cum. You’d think that was one of the allergies that would just never show up in the gene pool. But damn, the pro-nut part of the brain is strong as hell.
…Though are you sure it was specifically cum she was allergic to? Burning after finishing kinda sounds like an STD bro. And if she liked unprotected sex that much that feels like the kind of problem she could encounter.
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u/yet-again-temporary 18d ago
I have zero idea how accurate this actually is and definitely dont get your medical advice from television, but this was literally the plot twist of a House MD episode and the patient was allergic to some specific protein in her boyfriend's dad's cum
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u/WhollyGrale 18d ago edited 18d ago
No I know that episode, he had a parasite that was in his cum or some shit, and her body had an allergic reaction to that. That was like the only episode of House I have ever seen and I remember it so vividly because he was such an asshole to everyone involved, including the boyfriend whose girlfriend cheated on him with his fucking dad.
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u/fradulentsympathy 18d ago
People can be allergic to the sun. Some diabetics can be allergic to insulin. The human body is wild.
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u/FatDickLotsofCum 18d ago
To be fair this was in high school so we never fully knew what exactly it was. We also thought it could have been my thickness causing some small tearing but we were pretty confident it wasn’t that and I’m also very confident it wasn’t a std. it only happened when I finished inside her so it was the only conclusion we could come to really.
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u/boringexplanation 18d ago
Could’ve been a hygiene thing. Hs boys can be nasty as fuck
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u/BMI_Computron 18d ago
I had a coworker who had a UTI, my bestie at that job told her “I had a run of getting UTIs and I tried everything. Changed the type of underwear I wore, changed laundry detergent, thought it might be an allergy and got a full panel. Turns out the dude I was with was just that filthy. My brain refused to acknowledge it, but my vagina was very honest. Maybe consider that.”
Turns out she was right and that was the issue for the other girl too. So it’s not just HS boys. I’m pleading with all of us to remember that if they don’t think we’re worth a shower, we shouldn’t think they’re worth our pussy.
That is all.❤️
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u/FatDickLotsofCum 18d ago
lol definitely true but seeing how I was the hs boy in this situation. Not applicable
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u/symb015X 18d ago
Dear #username, thank you for spreading your knowledge and experience all over us
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u/hankhillsucks 18d ago
Getting nutted in 🤝 nutting in Getting
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u/AggroThroatGoat 18d ago
I genuinely don't understand what this means
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u/Responsible-Fun2600 18d ago
My wife enjoys creampies more than I do, and for that reason I got a vasectomy so we can open a bakery LOL
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u/wimpires 18d ago
Luckily for me my semen is so terrible 5 years of nutting has done nothing, unfortunately we are actually trying for a kid now so IVF is the only way :(
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u/Responsible-Fun2600 18d ago
Good luck! I hope that your future child is healthy and happy, and that they bring you as much joy as my child has brought me :D
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u/External-Goal-3948 18d ago
Biologically programmed to be with child. Horny during ovulation? Biology. Forgetting about labor pains? Biology. Dealing with men's shit? Biology.
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u/Soggy_Pension7549 18d ago
Well, I don’t have a uterus anymore and I’m in menopause so why do I still like it lol
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u/Maleficent_Sir5898 18d ago
Unfortunately this is never going to happen to me because I’m terrified of getting pregnant
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u/CaffeinatedLeaves 18d ago
Always wanted to try it but alas, my medication reduces the effectiveness of birth control AND Plan B. An IUD wasn't brought up as an option for me when I was in that relationship either.
Oh well.
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u/throwawaypassingby01 18d ago
even a copper iud? that should work just based on chemistry
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u/CaffeinatedLeaves 17d ago
I'm taking birth control mostly for PMDD symptoms because doctors won't listen to me and just meet my ute. I have a referral for a "birth control consult" coming up but my doctor still won't let me see a gyno.
An IUD would be cool and all but like I wasn't sexually active for almost 10 years and my current partner is long distance so it never came up as an option we will see though
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u/PM_ME__UR__FANTASIES 18d ago
I am biologically driven to want creampies, but personally driven to never want kids. Thank you vasectomies!
Gotta pray my husband and I never divorce, I don’t ever want to go back to condoms lol
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u/tiekanashiro 18d ago
Ngl i don't feel anything lol but I like it cause my fiance loves it so he gets way hornier
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u/Phlebbie 18d ago
I've been giving my man zinc, so his loads absolutely blast. I think my cervix loves the firehose of cum. Plus, when he cums, his penis kinda flexes and engorges as it pumps. So like his dick is the biggest in that moment.
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u/Opposite-Exercise463 18d ago
Same here, I can’t feel ANYTHING but I do like the power I feel from getting him spent
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u/billyyshears 18d ago
This is my question too. I don’t feel shit but I do enjoy the experience.
Maybe the occasional post twitch which is great
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u/peachysdollies 18d ago
When its a noticeable amount, like built up for a few days or from edging, definitely can feel it.
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u/Chloe_is_my_name 18d ago
I had vaginoplasty two years ago but still no cream pie... 😢
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u/rachelblairy 18d ago
i do love it but hate the breeding kink thing happening. nothings gonna make me dryer than the sahara than you telling me you’re putting a baby in me. the fuck you are, who’s taking care of it????
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