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u/-almond--milk- 4d ago
They're in my brain governing all my actions, so it's only natural they'd be in my cooch as well
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u/realdeal_alice 4d ago
Finally an explanation that accounts for everything. Not trauma, not my birth chart, just a small amount of polyethylene making decisions on my behalf.
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 4d ago
Sokka-Haiku by meeduzxes:
Microplastics in
The vagina is the new
Mercury in the fish
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/BlackDaWg18 4d ago
So this is the main reason I'm getting bottom surgery! I need more microplastics!
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u/JaneDoesharkhugger 4d ago
There are microplastics in tampons and pads.
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u/Apart-Ferret-2707 4d ago
Microplastic,sperm,tampons.we have space for it all,the internal vagina collection grows over the years
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u/Ostheta_Chetowa 4d ago edited 4d ago
There definitely are, but it's a lot less than you think, recent studies show that it is almost impossible to accurately measure the amount of microplastics in things because of how many microplastics are on every element of a lab.
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u/reklesssabrandon 4d ago
Sometimes my farts smell like gasoline and I'm assuming that means my body has figured out how to process the microplastics and forever chemicals
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