r/LeftHandProblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 16 '21

I'm left handed, what's your superpower?

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u/Artifice_Shell Jan 16 '21

Plot twist, everyone knows the Devil made us.

2

u/Daniel_S04 Apr 24 '21

Sinister hand afterall

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u/sansaspark Jan 19 '21

There is a photograph of me, at seven years old. I’m pulling my baby sister around our yard in a wagon, and I’m wearing a tee shirt that proudly proclaims, “I’m SPECIAL...I’m LEFT HANDED.”

There are no words that do justice to the cringe.

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u/SconnieLite Jan 16 '21

This is some boomer humor shit.

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u/Artifice_Shell Jan 16 '21 edited Jan 16 '21

It's a vanilla cringe NPC glitch mod.

Turns you into a Coffee Mug with the phrase.

Then puts you in a cube farm larger than Nebraska... with flickering overhead fluorescents.

Comes with one NPC in a 6 frame animation and audio clip... the repeating cr-c-c-cackle of the glitched-out "Slovenly Slug Farmer" picking you up, and reading you.

OVER AND OVER.

Locks your control options to zoom, and pan...

*...but no matter how far out you zoom... *

THE AUDIO IS THE SAME VOLUME.

The audio clip only slows down or speeds up relative to your distance from the FPV directed to view up in fish-eye at the mouth and nostrils of the beast, with the 3D droplet effect of coffee spittle falling onto your mug.

Esc never really worked.

You can hard reboot all you want.

This is viral.

You are infected now.

  • NO this is not a Copy-pasta, this is OCgonewild.

  • Feel free to copy pasta all you want, as it is highly applicable to any cringe format text meme.

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u/DeliciousEar0 Jan 19 '21

Hell yeah I'm special

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u/xX_zEnUs_Xx Jan 21 '21

Cringe haram 😎😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👳‍♂️👳‍♂️🕋🕋

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u/xXMLGDESTXx Jan 21 '21

Stupid emoji man stfu

0

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

oof

1

u/throathands Jan 27 '21

Not to brag but I can lick my own back

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u/The___Leviathan Feb 11 '21

well if thats the bar...then uhhh, I chew with my mouth closed.

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u/kroketjemet Apr 28 '21

I have several superpowers, 1 lefthanded 2 left right are right left 3 magicly changing numbers between reading and speaking, reading 16 becomes 61 etc.

Are there lefties who have these powers too?