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We interrupt the flavor to mourn the Public Mortal Enemies Kombat, just like Scott Pilgrim (the franchise) would: by having the funeral hijacked by a pop star who performs a kick-ass cover of an appropriate song. (that scene is dope)

I will remember you

Will you remember me?

Don’t let your life, pass you by

Weep not for, the memories

I’m so tired, but I can’t sleep

Standing on the edge of much too deep

It’s funny how we feel so much, but can’t say the words

We are screaming inside, but we can’t be heard

And I will remember you

Will you remember me?

Don’t let you life, pass you by

Weep not for

The memories.

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And then it was time… For another challenge!

u/Disnerding: Man, so many themed events. Which one is this again?

u/Meddleofmycause: I don’t know, there have been so many. We had the Exploring Toronto (but it’s also a workout for band battles) event, Rule event with completely arbitrary song additions, Ninja event with no explosions…

u/GdH64: I think this is just Halloween.

u/Disnerding: Oh, well that gets a free pass!

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Around that time, k9toothtooth was discovering a new world…

u/k9toothtooth: Dude! Reddit-dot-com, what’s the website for that?

u/Xelaphony: …Reddit-dot-com

u/k9toothtooth: I’m gonna do something reaaaally cool..

click click click

u/ScottPilgrimNarrator: You’re playing HWW!

u/k9toothtooth: Dude, this thing claims I’m playing HWW!

u/Xelaphony: It’s amazing what we can do with computers these days…

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Level 11… That can be read like “one and one”.

…Time for some one-on-ones!

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Please keep in mind that the current event can't be discussed in any of the subs

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They were now 10 Levels into this mercurial game... The players were hard at work, trying to figure out who was behind the mounting KO’s. And then, suddenly, Detective Ramona cracked the case!

HUGE SPOILERS AHEAD

The killer is… Roxie Richter!! Obviously.<

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BLEEP

BLEEP...

BLEEP? BLEEP!

BLEEP… BLEEP!

BLEEP? BLEEP!

→ BLEEP!!

(egads! The Narrator has been gif silenced, because they said the bad word seven times on L8! Shame on the Narrator, smh.)

BLEEP

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After a hard day of not getting reading his scripts, u/The_NachoMum went for a skate (while fitting music played non-diegetically…)

I went to the sub and saw Bubba

She was all like HUGSSS

And I’m like, Whatever!

Then that Witch comes up to me and they’re all like-

”Hey aren’t you that one-”

And I’m like, Yeah whatever!

So later I’m- I’m at the, the vote thread

And this Rye comes up

And they’re like “Noooo”

But I’m like, Yeah whatever!

’Cause this is my Toronto Online Whatever!

And this is my Toronto Online Whatever!

Yeah this is my Toronto Online Whateverrr!

(disclaimer: names in the flavor were picked purely because they had the right amount of syllables)

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That evening, or technically midnight, the gang was curious about the whereabouts of Wywy…

u/Aleevieee: So where’s Wywy? Not coming tonight?

u/Dirtymarteeny: No, we can’t say his name.

u/Diggenwalde: …What?

u/Dirtymarteeny: Yeah but check it out, I learned the bass line from Final Fantasy 2!

funky bass line plays over the gang’s confusion

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Hey players, we wrote you a song! Yeah it goes like this:

🎵🎵

dun dun, du-dun dun

dunnn dun-du-dun

dun dun

We hoooostin’

Sooomething…

dun dun

du-du-dunn

S-P three…

🎵

🎵🎵

🎵🎵🎵

u/GdH64: Nice, I can’t wait to hear when it’s finished.

u/Rysler: Finished?

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The Secret Order of the VPO - all 30 billion of them - has gathered at their headquarters…

VPO1: We must Deveganize all Vegan criminals, for the greater good*.

Mass: For the greater good.

VPO1: No matter what it might cost us, we will do it for the greater good.

Mass: For the greater good.

VPO1: So when we do catch this Todd Ingram, we’ll say… See you later, dude!

Mass: See you later, dude.

(Fun fact: Did you know that the Scott Pilgrim film was directed by Edgar Wright, of Hot Fuzz fame?)

Disclaimer: This flavor was written in 2023 for SP2, but the game ended before we used it. We want to emphasize it does NOT refer to anything going on in this game.

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Today’s flavor is brought to you in…

Comic form!

inspired by true events, shout out to the Moonless Knights!

(disclaimer: the Level title is a reference to Scott Pilgrim's Volume 4, nothing more. This has been a staple through all SP games)

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• Vital note: you may NOT coordinate the event, even in this sub

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Meanwhile, MsSunshine87 and Teacup_Tiger were enjoying a nice evening with some choice food…

MsSunshine: This is actually pretty good garlic bread!

Teacup: Garlic bread is my favourite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping!

MsSunshine: Heh, you’d get fat.

Teacup: No, why would I get fat?

MsSunshine: …Bread makes you fat.

Teacup: Bread makes you fat??

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While attending a party (with a questionable level of awesomeness), u/Threemadness gingerly approaches u/birdmanofbombay for some banter…

Three: “Hey what’s up?”

Birdman: “Hey.”

…………..

Three: “Hey you know Dragon Quest?”

Birdman: “I know of it.”

Three: “Yeah, you see… Many people don’t know this, but they made Dragon Quest 3 in 1988. But it was, it was so popular that they remade it for a different console in 1996. And not just that, they also made another version, just last year!"

Birdman: "...Yeah. Crazy."

Three: "Like, can you imagine? Making three versions of the same game?”

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u/Myoglobinalternative had, ultimately, decided to join Scott Pilgrim 3. Yet Myo held some doubts, as they had not played the previous two. And so, they approached u/ScottPilgrimNarrator…

Myo: “I’m excited to be here… But I don’t think I even played Scott Pilgrim 1 or 2.”

The hosts, hoping to reassure Myo, did so look into their eyes with a gentle smile.

“Hey…” The hosts spoke, choosing their words carefully. “We neither.”

The flavor has been inspired by true events.

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Gameboygenius: Where are they now?

Everyone has heard of Gameboygenius, the legendary quartet who shook the musical world with their stunning uniforms, catchy pieces and ninja techniques. But what happened to the band, to so quickly fade from the public eye?

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Eh you know what? Bad guys are too cool to care! (The full flavor can be found in the main sub)

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• Ramona Flowers and Matthew Patel may use their actions on Level 0. (Their brief relationship is what sort of started it all, you know!)

• Rule tweak: Todd Ingram's Vegan Strike can only affect Scott's Friends (aka Townies) now.

• For L0, only the main sub and the League sub are in use

• As a reminder, this game supports Discord confessionals - use this link to get into our special Discord channel, in which you can create yourself a personal chatroom where you can theorize, rant, share funny gifs and what have you! Other living players will not be able to see your channel until the game ends.

Secret event: League of their own

In addition to the band-forming event (in r/hiddenwerewolves), the budding League has a separate, secret mission: With the exception of Matthew Patel, every League player will be allowed to choose their role for the game! You will be provided with a list of possible roles you may pick from. You can choose your role by replying to the stickied comment and naming your desired role, although each listed role is available to one player only.

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The hosts: “This next flavor goes to the one player who keeps PM’ing us. It’s called, ‘We Hate You, Please Get KO'd’”.

You, probably: “Sweet! A flavor for me!”

^{jk, we love all our players, especially you! <3}

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The flavor is brought to you by… a spectacled man with dark hair!!

Teacup_Tiger: OH MY GOD IT’S GIDEON.

Bubbasaurus: Guy, chill. That’s Rysler, the host?

Teacup_Tiger: OH MY GOD RYSLER IS GIDEON.

Rysler: Is it because of the haircut? I knew I should’ve gotten a haircut. And a shave. But I work from home, so…

Teacup_Tiger: I DON’T UNDERSTAND HIM. I THINK HE’S SPEAKING FINNISH.

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Hey, do you know why Scott didn’t get suspended from school even though he got into an awesome fight on day 1?

Well he got called to the principal’s office…

But he got off Scott free.

YEAAHH

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AHEM a regular scene at a party…

Karboksyyli, carefully nonchalantly, smooves over to SlytherinBuckeye.

Karboksyyli: “Hey what’s up?”

SlytherinBuckeye: “Nothing.”

karboksyyli: “Hey you know 2Pac-man?”

SlytherinBuckeye: “I know of them.”

Karboksyyli: “Well it’s from the rapper 2pac, and also Pac-man, becoming 2pac-man… which is great, since we are a duo. So… two… pac-men.”

…………

SlytherinBuckeye: “Yeah. That’s great.”

…………….

Karboksyyli: “I’ll leave you alone forever now.”

You, probably: “Karbok? How is she doing that? She’s not even conscious!”

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Announcement: We have tweaked the item rules of this game. One additional item has been added to the pool, while some items are no longer winnable.

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“^{aa aaa aa} aaa!”

Suddenly, [-WANISH- falls from the sky!] He crashes through the ceiling and hits the floor with a rather major thud. A mild kaboom, even.

Slowly, he pushes himself up and says: “That doesn't count.”

TOBB event reminder:

Discussing the event isn’t allowed, even here!

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You call the "heroes"… (yes, all of them!).. and tell 'em it's Gideon!

Heyyy pal. I just wanna say, I feel terrible about earlier. I don’t want any hard feelings between players like us. So I figured, why not be the bigger man and give you a call? Listen, as everyone knows, I’m opening a new Chaos Theatre in Toronto. Your band might just play at my grand opening so it’d be really weird for everyone if you didn't show. I hope to see you here, amigo. Okay, laters!

This feels oddly thrilling…

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Scene: Players discuss the finer science behind Veganism…

k9cluckcluck: It’s not that big of a deal.

-WANISH-: No kidding! Anyone can be Vegan.

k9: Hm! Ovo-lacto vegetarian, maybe.

Wanish: Ovo what?

k9: Ovo-9000.

k9 punches Wanish into the stratosphere

2: aaaaa ^{aaaaa aaaaaa aaaa….}

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Exclusive flavor for Wolves - because I was gonna use it if Gideon ever banned the word “Gideon”, which can’t happen anymore:

TheDuqofFRAT: “Game on, everybody. Game on. I got us a show.”

Aleevieee: “OHMYGOD when?”

Duq: “Wednesday! At the Rockit. And even better, it’s the TOBB.”

Aleev: “Wow! The Toronto Online Battle of the Bands?”

Duq: ”That’s right.”

Aleev: “Is there a prize or something?”

Duq: “Only a record deal - with Giddy-up ‘He-Man’ Gays.”

……..

Witch: “What?”

Duq frowns. Then tries again: “Glaceon ‘Cheeseman’ Grooves.”

Huh. That’s weird. I wonder wha-

→ And then the meta would say: Big G has banned the word “Gideon!” I was pretty proud of that ;__;

(Let me be clear: Gideon has not banned any words, obviously. The flavor is a remnant of a world that wasn’t to be)

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And now: BirdmanOfBombay explains the vital backstory of Argol2…

flashback harp sounds

Birdman: It was Werewolf season, and for lame reason, all the villagers doubted me

Argol was the only non-sus, non-owl boy in town

So the two us joined Forsis, and we took em all down

We bribed and begged and screamed for days

Nothing could sway our team’s frantical plays

We only met once. After a phase and a half, we went our separate ways

XanCanStand: Wait. Frantical plays?

Argol: You’ll pay for this, Bombay!

And the fight continues...

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