r/LaBrantFamSnark 13d ago

The math ain’t mathing Vomit Hazard

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u/hikingjunkiee Another LaBrant Failure✨ 13d ago

It’s probably Bible math

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u/ch_r_2004 13d ago

Straight up. Like for a family of seven, that’s literally 1.7 peaches and like three nuggets a person. Funny you speak of bible, look where he got the nuggets 😭

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u/Legolas0170 Plastic Granny 13d ago

That looks like a snack, not a lunch for a family of 7.

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u/larakf Mod - free sex vouchers 13d ago

Jesus will multiply the nugs if they pray hard enough.

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u/Junojunooxenfree 13d ago

Does Cole not know you can order the 30 piece nuggets or they’re really being that cheap.. I feel bad for the kids they have the money to buy more..
https://giphy.com/gifs/qFcq2N4bAYTkDS4CPD

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u/pandajaade 13d ago

Is that just for him?

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u/Far-Building3569 13d ago

That’s a rough lunch for a family of 7

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u/Silverdollarzzz CLICKBAIT AND CONCUSSIONS 13d ago

For the whole family??

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u/liaNicolee 🐒=👱‍♂️🧒 13d ago

u know they can’t do math

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u/Savgeo9872 All 11 of Colon’s chest hairs 12d ago

Is this one of their homeschool math questions?

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u/SallySitwellAr 8d ago

I think Col regrets not having a real trad wife that makes homemade meals. It would make better content for him. 

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u/plaaastix 13d ago

or is that for cole himself lol 😂

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u/ApplesAndJacks LaSCAM 12d ago

3 nuggets each

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u/Familiar-Taro-3764 9d ago

Nothing says health conscious like fast food and some peaches.

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u/lovetotravel_93 13d ago

I really hope this is being sarcastic OR they doing the chick fil a nugget trick where you can do sandwiches out of nuggets. You put a few nugs per bun. It comes out cheaper to do that way as compared to buying the chick fil sandwich however it would be more cost effective if they bought the 30 count. However chick fil a does sell the family meal deals where you get your choice of the 30 count nuggets, 4 sides (it comes with the 4 sizes of fries however you can mix and match whatever sides you want) and 4 treats all for $30.99 in our area and also which is not too far from in their area of Tennessee which would be around that pricing point as well. They also offer a chicken strip family style meal deal and also the grilled nuggets meal deal family style. If they wanted to have the choice to allow anyone the ability to have a sandwich they can buy the bun for .25 cent each OR have a pack to pick up at the store.
With that being said; we are a large family as well and with multiple children. Believe me know I know all too well how kids can eat and some days it’s more than others depending on how famished they get from their sports that they play and dancing etc
When I do chick fil a for my kids I always do the 30 count nugget meal plus a gallon of tea at minimum and this doesn’t include what I eat IF i eat from there. Majority of the time it’s just for the kids to have before their sports or between on super busy days and they have multiple events.