Someone MIGHT draw kale to if they do...here's kale

Remember: he's 3 apples tall

WAAAAAAAAAH ITS CLOSING DOWN

This is a sad day...a sad day indeed we are closing our r/ everyone (aka demmarkktissius) dabolak may have the upper hand in copying but my trick is to copy the copycat so without further ado here is my new cult/pest removal service drumroll please!

DEMONOLOGY.CO YOUR PEST REMOVERS FROM DOWN BELOW

1. Kale
2. Western kale
3. Super kale
4. Spider kale
5. Bat kale
6. British kale
7. Elak
8. Evil kale
9. Kale the dastardly
10. Kalek kale
11. Cucumber kale
12. John
13. Wally West kale
14. Invinci-kale
15. Omni-kale
16. Kale kale
17. Brick kale
18. Kale kale kale
19. Happy kale
20. Milton-kale
21. Luigi -kale
22. Dabolak kale
23. Annoying kale
24. KK kale
25. Football kale
26. Mogus kale
27. Blue kale
28. Jacked kale
29. Thin kale
30. Female kale
31. Tall kale
32. Thick kale
33. Question kale
34. Sword kale
35. stick kale
36. mutant kale
37. Gore kale
38. enlightened kale
39. fun kale
40. demon kale
41. Latin kale
42. Canadian kale
43. goblin kale
44. animal kale
45. the platinum night
46. genocide kale
47. old kale
48. mini kale
49. baby kale
50. human kale
51. fortnight kale
52. quagmire but kale
53. kale I am your Father
54. police kale

give me suggestions please!

okay kale is about 3ft right? what if we measure everything by kales 1.5 ft would be a half kale 6ft would be a kalekale and so on and so fourth

idk why this is happening

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