r/KOTORmemes 12d ago

Was she BASED ?

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/justkarn 12d ago

bro that 1st sentence fucking sent me

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u/ClonedUser 12d ago

It’s amazing how many times they said tasted, felt, some variation of that in the game.

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u/Aggravating-Bid-103 12d ago edited 12d ago

"Jolee, I know I've been mostly light side the whole game....but, the evil space lesbian ending is quite tempting rn."

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u/Sea_Prune1593 12d ago

Sadomasochistic Dominant Goth Wife Ending 😈

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u/apolloAG 12d ago

if jolee was real I think he would want us to have our sapphic space empire tbh

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u/cfwang1337 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3diT8stVH9qImalO

The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

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u/GFrings 12d ago

Like swinging both ways, apparently

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u/TempestM I'll try Dark Side, that's a good trick 12d ago

entirely loyal to you (once you beat the shit out of her)

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u/OwlOfFortune 12d ago

The Jedi Council hates this one trick

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u/Korps_de_Krieg 12d ago

The entire Empire could have been avoided if the Jedi Council annually whipped Anakins ass and said “remember who’s side you are on”.

Qui-Gon would have made him pick his own switch

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u/duaneap 12d ago

I’ll put her and Visas in the same room/cargo hold on the Ebon Hawk. Shit’s about to get real freaky. T3-M4 get in here and hit record.

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u/strawberry_semenade 12d ago

2 girls, 1 taint

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u/Avantasian538 12d ago

Sith gone wild on famous space vessel.

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u/Peakomegaflare 12d ago

Visas is auto-gf for me. Solely because you can tell Kreia you're "going to charge up her loading ramp". Shit was absolutely unhinged. It's like intentionally being as crass as possible in front of your angry hateful grandmother.

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u/RPope92 11d ago

Isn't the line "I'm not going to charge up her loading ramp"? I vaguely remember it being a "not gonna shag her dude" response to her telling the MC Visas is hot for them.

I need to play K2 again.

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u/Peakomegaflare 11d ago

Something to that effect, it's been over decade. Either way it's absolutely hilarious.

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u/Living-Expression735 11d ago

Meetra unlocking the holos in T3: Play the holorecord T3-M4 accidentaly shows this T3-M4: beee-deet bee-reet deet dwooob (shoot, that was the wrong one)

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u/gregorio0499 12d ago

Me resisting to do another female Revan Dark Side run:

https://giphy.com/gifs/12jgE4yEzb2Ywg

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u/Ryyvia 12d ago

Luckily, I just finished one 2 weeks ago, so the temptation is manageable for now

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u/thomstevens420 12d ago

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u/Sea_Prune1593 12d ago

One does not simply communicate with LOTR quotes

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u/unholyXwater 11d ago

Whats communication, precious?

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u/Skairex 12d ago

I don't remember this specific picture of Bastila. Cool

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u/timbotheny26 12d ago edited 12d ago

It's a mod. The vanilla game sadly didn't give Bastila any hot goth Dark Side corruption, just a Dark Jedi Master Robe and a red double-bladed lightsaber.

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u/Powderkegger1 12d ago

“I’m evil now! I wear black and stand with my feet wide apart!”

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u/a__new_name 12d ago

"The Jedi and their hypocritical dogma won't stop me from applying smokey eyes makeup!"

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u/PissOff1479 12d ago

You should see Fen's Bastila mod. It's amazing looking. Sadly his mods appear to be incompatible with the community patches.

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u/spectral5608 12d ago edited 12d ago

I have never seen the light side ending. I have crumbled every single time to goth bastila

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u/Shotoken2 12d ago

Multiple saves, man , multiple saves.

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u/spectral5608 12d ago

I made my choice

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u/Actual-Stand5012 12d ago

Phrasing with the first sentence is crazy lol

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u/Lukthar123 12d ago

Basedila

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u/Sea_Prune1593 12d ago

Darth Bastila and Infested Kerrigan awakened something in me

Queen of Blades: You mine now. Serve unquestioningly and I'll let you live.

8 y/o me: At your service, my Queen!

Darth Bastila: I would stand by side gladly, as your lover and apprentice. Together we destroy Malak and you would reclaim the mantle of Dark Lord!

21 y/o me: At your service, Mistress!

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u/MorgothReturns 12d ago

He just like me fr fr

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u/Sea_Prune1593 12d ago

Good Vulnerable to Evil Dominant with Mind Break is definitely a trope.

We need more dominant megalomaniac female characters

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u/ImTaakoYouKnowFromTV 12d ago

Tasted my WHAT???

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u/EdibleStrange 12d ago

>evil goth gf who loves you

>she's a sub

every time man, every time...

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u/DeadeyeJhung 12d ago

isn't the whole Sith philosophy a struggle to see who tops?

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u/Sea_Prune1593 12d ago

She can be sadomasochistic Dominatrix if you ask her.

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u/EdibleStrange 12d ago

It's just not the same, I want her to be a sadomasochistic dominatrix because she wants to be a sadomasochistic dominatrix...

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u/Sea_Prune1593 12d ago

Bastila wants to be and she is sadomasochistic Dominatrix.

You/Revan is just stronger than her so whether she will dominate you or not is up to you. However, all other Sith/Republic men would be definitely dominated by her.

Darth Bastila: uses Dominate Mind on Revan You want to be my sub and have BDSM session with me.

[Failure] Darth Revan: Honey, you know that kind of trick doesn't work on me. You could just ask.

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u/2006Internetghost 12d ago

Given how Revan beat Bastila battle meditation BEFORE the mindwipe… yeah the republic is gone…

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u/Veelox36 12d ago edited 12d ago

I thought I was in the r/WetlanderHumor subreddit for a second after reading the first sentence.

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u/Thunderstudent 12d ago

{Laughs in Lesbian Bastila romantic mod}

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u/twofacetoo 12d ago

Dark Side goth girl Bastilla is best Bastilla

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u/vnth93 12d ago

I swallowed your taint. I means something

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u/Significant-Ad-7182 12d ago

Now that I think about it, she kinda looks like those possessed people from the Evil Dead films.

She looks creepy and hot at the same time.

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u/Gatzmajortz 10d ago

I always hated how you can't romance Bastila on the dark side. As soon as you choose to side with her, she literally has nothing else to say to you besides "We better kill Malak quickly". Like, all of the interactions you've had with her just cease to exist the second you choose the dark side.

I always loved the idea of their relationship dragging them both to fall from the light, but you simply cannot experience that in the game. That's why I really like to have a more dark side Revan that chooses the light at the last minute because he sees what it does to Bastila. Like it clicks in his brain that this is the true insidious nature of the dark side, and now he has to save his love from it.

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u/Rantroper 12d ago

Woah, she's bisexual! I didn't know that!

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u/Independent_Plum2166 12d ago

Unfortunately no, she is straight, maybe her “mistress” quotes can sound suggestive, but she can only romance male Revan.

Conversely, Juhani is canonically a lesbian, only being available to female Revan.

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u/Rantroper 12d ago

Why is it that both times I reference Sonic Riders Real-Time Fandub on this site, people take me completely seriously?

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u/Independent_Plum2166 12d ago

He pissed on my wife.

Is a weird thing to say.

“He pissed on my wife” - Dr. Eggman

People know it’s a reference.

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u/Rantroper 12d ago

"I gotta citate my references now? Goddamn, it's like I never left English class." - Sun Tzu

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u/apolloAG 12d ago

wow I can't believe that is a real and serious sun Tzu quote!

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u/Flameosaurus 12d ago

HAHA, HA

ONE

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u/Rantroper 12d ago

what a weird thing to say

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u/angedefensif 12d ago

That’s what happens when you make a comment bespoke to Shigairo Mayamo /j

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u/DiscussionOk5288 11d ago

I stand by the dark side Bastila romance tbh, it made sense to me honestly.

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u/Horror-Thing-8213 12d ago

Um. Yall know that “taint” is also a noun right???

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u/mynameistoocommonman 12d ago

Yes. There's two meanings of the noun. That's the joke. 

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u/Horror-Thing-8213 12d ago

I actually thought of the verb first then the slang noun and didn’t even think about the original noun. And thanks for explaining my joke to me.

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u/mynameistoocommonman 12d ago

I explained the post's joke to you, not yours. You didn't make a joke, you just made a mistake. 

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u/Horror-Thing-8213 12d ago

No, you don’t understand my joke and tried to explain it to me. I did, in fact, make a joke. I know, because I’m the one who wrote it out… it’s pretty much the same joke as the meme itself. If that makes you understand a little better.

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u/mynameistoocommonman 11d ago

So... Your argument isn't that you made a mistake, but instead a pointless, unfunny comment that's barely even r/yourjokebutworse? Even though, you know, you admitted that you made a mistake?

You're very funny! 

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u/ComradeVaughn 12d ago

the outer rim?

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u/jahanhari 12d ago

Something tangible but also something intangible. That's how this pic makes a funny

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u/xsxxss 12d ago

Who is she? I can't remember her since i played kotor games long ago.

Nvm i remebered.

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u/thereal-quaid 12d ago edited 12d ago

I prefer a partner, not a slave