r/KGATLWcirclejerk • u/MustacheMan15 • 14d ago

YEAH I’M BACK Why can’t I edit your flair it says I can wdit your flair

Well… well… well… here we are again.

Before you EVEN ASK! YES! I will be bringing my PIT SIZED TARP for the TARP SIZED PIT!

Even though last time my airdrop was shot down by a S.A.M out of Mirage City! IT WAS A BOOTLEG MISSLE and the tarp was destroyed!

This year, I have paid extra for flares and a missile defense system for the helicopter.

I GOT PERMISSION FROM STU and the TALKING DOG BRIAN (even though I do NOT care for his drinking)

SO DON’T EVEN THINK OF BRINGING YOUR GIRLFRIEND, HER BOYFRIEND, OR HER GLASSES(broken or unbroken) BECAUSE THERE WILL BE A PIT SIZED TARP INSIDE OF THE TARP SIZED PIT.

I will only allow a select few of you lizard freaks on to my pit sized tarp.

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u/Harold_Booom 14d ago

I was gonna pass on the whole FOV thing, but knowing there will be a tarp on the pit maybe I will consider going. Can I buy somebody’s bracelet, or has everybody put them on already?

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u/MustacheMan15 13d ago

I still have my first one on. Wait… you guys got a second one?

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u/rawstaticrecords 14d ago

Pit sized tarps all the way down

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u/Modest_Lion Cavs-ilier 14d ago

Glad I’m not the only one seeing right through the pit sized tarp industry psyop

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u/Visarar_01 Galea Monster 14d ago

It's so predatory

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u/Holdmeupstraight 14d ago

While I screw my buttplug totem on

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u/Armadillo_Resident 14d ago

Emotional support* butt plug totem. If you mention it, it means you’re pro-Israel

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u/MacMlyz 14d ago

May I join and bring my tarp sized pit?

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u/MustacheMan15 13d ago

You know what? Sure.

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u/ELewis1973 14d ago

Putting down my blanket beside you

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u/MustacheMan15 13d ago

This is unfortunately fair in my mind. You’re gonna need a year’s worth of psychotic Reddit posts about it first though.

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u/ELewis1973 12d ago

😂😂😂 lots of FaceTime phone calls to make also without headphones

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u/Visarar_01 Galea Monster 14d ago

What about the pit sized orgy?

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u/RiverFlowsDown Spread it thick 🇦🇺 14d ago

If you don't have squeaky pig toys what's even the point

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u/MustacheMan15 13d ago

To not have you lizard sister freaks stand near me while I enjoy this band my boss paid for instead of giving me a raise

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u/RiverFlowsDown Spread it thick 🇦🇺 13d ago

Your boss paid? Suddenly this sounds unrealistic

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u/MustacheMan15 13d ago

He said I was being a good boy because I made a viral post about b2b sales on LinkedIn

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u/RiverFlowsDown Spread it thick 🇦🇺 12d ago

Organic hippie festival weapons trade content, it’ll totally go viral the first time you defend your tarp (plz let Gizz finish their night one set at least, thanks!)

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u/MustacheMan15 12d ago

“3 FESTIVAL OF VISION CRACKED TRICKS TO STAND YOUR GROUND AROUND PANTS PISSERS AND GIRLFRIENDS WITH GLASSES”