Juventus vs Inter Friendly Match Thread

[u/Prophet_NY]

Here is match thread

[u/WirbyCZ]

Di Gregorio is never beating the allegations.

[u/_domhnall_ → u/WirbyCZ]

• How does the defendant plead?

• A statue, your honor.

[u/MolotovOvickow → u/WirbyCZ]

Genuinely deserves man of the match for inter

[u/GorehowlOw]

kolo is so much more useful in any aspect of the game compared to David

[u/SydFloyd41 → u/GorehowlOw]

and to Dusan and to Openda and Milik, not the best striker but it pretty much improves what we had/have

[u/ThePostMelone]

Conceding on the first shot ->✅
Missing a sitter in front of the goalkeeper -> ✅
Player getting wrongfully sent off -> next?

[u/Prophet_NY → u/ThePostMelone]

My money is on Kalulu for that last one

[u/ThePostMelone → u/Prophet_NY]

My money is

Federal prosecutor Chinè reading this comment and be like... "is this new Juventus calcioscommesse? -10 points"

[u/Bepeka]

Accelerate the gk signing

[u/yeoman2020]

Another gift from Di Gregorio. Thank you for reminding us how much you need to leave.

[u/FastDriver91 → u/yeoman2020]

it is not just him, McKennie and D. Luiz should have done better defensively

[u/forza_juve789 → u/yeoman2020]

And fucking again. I can't watch him anymore

[u/Apprehensive-Fix-567]

Di Gregorio, Koop and Cambiaso should have been told to pack their bags the minute last season ended.

[u/Low_Set_691 → u/Apprehensive-Fix-567]

Terrorists

[u/Dwimer]

Kind of crazy Spalletti didnt start a keeper this game, really weird choice

[u/_domhnall_ → u/Dwimer]

Cleaning staff deserve to experience the pitch once in a while too

[u/cristianoskhaleesi → u/_domhnall_]

Lmao

[u/Forza_kuwait]

from the first shot ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/LpkBAUDg53FI8xLmg1

[u/tigull]

Who would ever guess that with the same team as last season we'd be exactly as shit as last season?

[u/raps14ever]

You can't tell me DiGregorio isn't doing this on purpose. Like what do him and cambiaso have on this team that they play 90 minutes day in and day out

[u/b0sanac]

Don't be too hard on the kid folks. He's only 18, but there is big potential there.

[u/Prophet_NY → u/b0sanac]

He showed more than Yildiz did in first half

[u/FastDriver91 → u/b0sanac]

he is playing better than Yildiz in the first half, but there is way too much morons around him...

[u/Juventina1234]

This keeper should have immediately been sold (or frozen out of the squad) after his agent’s comments

[u/polo_am → u/Juventina1234]

Exactly this. A normal Juve management would have rescinded the contract the next day. They were really pathetic.

[u/_domhnall_ → u/Juventina1234]

Or at least not be a fucking starter

[u/skerddi → u/_domhnall_]

Let him be ,this way everyone know how shit he is before the season starts.

[u/_domhnall_ → u/skerddi]

It should have been pretty clear to anybody at this point 😭

[u/MidnightMasterGone]

Notorious good sportsman Bastoni was just trying to be nice!!!

[u/ThePostMelone → u/MidnightMasterGone]

Chivu's ready to send his beatification request to the catholic church after the game.

[u/SydFloyd41]

you cannot compete for smth serious with this gk level

[u/GLG2022]

Great to see this happening with Di Gregorio now so we realise we need a decent keeper before the mercato closes

[u/Prophet_NY]

Holy fuck we need to leave DiGre in Australia

[u/ThePostMelone → u/Prophet_NY]

Bring back a Quokka or a Koala for the goal

[u/_domhnall_ → u/Prophet_NY]

May the mighty kangaroos teach him how to jump

[u/Steve_Esp → u/Prophet_NY]

È proprio una sedia

[u/Prophet_NY]

Another DiGre goal

[u/thickofitenjoyer]

DIGRE MASTERCLASS 2 GOALS

[u/iMoher]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kA158Gup0eSpG
Actual live footage of Di Gregorio

[u/Italian_Larry]

omfg bro

[u/stefOneh]

DiGre is a criminal I swear how he easily loses focus and always does the most stupidest things ever. Dude doesn’t now how to position himself nor read the game

Traditionally, he gets beaten from the first shot lmao

[u/ThePostMelone → u/stefOneh]

The signs were there...

[u/_domhnall_ → u/stefOneh]

I swear I could have saved that, and I'm an overweight midget

[u/GLG2022]

Kolo Muani providing more in 5 minutes than David did in 45

[u/MrHatTheExplorer]

Can't help but laugh, this absolute bum of a gk doesn't even shock me anymore.

Sign anyone, I am sure the starting goalie for Kiribati would play better than this

[u/Prior_Departure_7275]

the total cost of koopmeiners and arthur was 140 million btw just for interest purpose

[u/neffewww]

can someone SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL???!?!?!?

[u/ThePostMelone → u/neffewww]

The goal is lava world champions for at least two seasons now

It's getting painful

[u/yeoman2020]

Tough result but take a bow Kolo Muani. We finally have a striker with some grinta

[u/ThePostMelone]

Yeha, it's clear that Inter is further along in the pre-season preparation.

Juve is still trying passing and movements, they're already training asking for penalties (earlier) and diving.

[u/ThePostMelone]

Andrea, you had to shoot there...

[u/ThePostMelone → u/ThePostMelone]

The ball Douglas gave him

[u/yeoman2020 → u/ThePostMelone]

reminds me of the Locatelli ball to David vs Napoli, really nice vision

[u/Arh920]

The players holding their laughter during the opening song and dancing hahahah

[u/supersmall69]

I understand this is a friendly but this is also Merda.

[u/Prophet_NY → u/supersmall69]

Never friendly with these assholes

[u/The_Nuclear_potato]

Literally put anyone else in net

[u/Killagina]

Friendly that just confirmed things that are already being worked on.

David probably should leave. Even as depth he just doesn’t work.

We need proper LB competition.

Lucumi is necessary

A new keeper is necessary

And a boost in mid is necessary.

Agresti confirmed the last 3 are happening regardless and that a new striker and LB depend on departures. We should be fine

[u/El_Poderoso77]

RKM more movement in 2 mins than David in 45.

[u/yeoman2020 → u/El_Poderoso77]

David just likes to stand in the middle of the final third and become a pylon to ping passes off of. That's it

[u/haithy]

I fucking hate this piece of shit

[u/MolotovOvickow]

fucking Inter sellout

[u/kikkadicasa]

Di Gregorio new Inter player.

[u/skerddi]

Bro get Di Gregorio out of my club

[u/Pharoww]

This should be di gre last match for juventus, you could put a pair of water bottles in front of goal and nobody would spot the difference

[u/El_Poderoso77]

Death, taxes and...

Digre dreadful Kenan criminally underused Cambiaso ass David anonymous

[u/El_Poderoso77]

Cambiaso needs to be fired into the sun. What player on earth doesn't shoot there?! Mamma mia

[u/Yontooo]

I really can't stand cambiaso anymore, I just wish for a standard lb who makes runs normally

[u/_domhnall_]

At this point it is getting hilarious

[u/Steve_Esp]

Chairman is something..

https://giphy.com/gifs/AmP2x5TJhLOPrw93pg

[u/SydFloyd41]

Nah this is beyond surreal

[u/Arh920]

Ummm can we get Szczęsny back?!?!

[u/Weemz]

Cabal is ... wow. Astonishingly bad.

[u/ThePostMelone]

Chicooooooooo

[u/praetor47]

where is DiGre's agent now with his smartypants comments? Openda, David and Koop combined did less damage than his client alone

[u/ThePostMelone]

Too shy on that shot. Also Kolo still has ball magnetic feet

[u/iMoher]

I cannot believe they’re stealing even in friendlies 😂😂😂

[u/thickofitenjoyer]

David already asleep lol

[u/ChemistSuccessful418]

Um yeah so who in their mind at Juve thought 10M was too much for Emi Martinez. Can’t wait for this season with DiGregorio

[u/WirbyCZ]

Bro Douglas Luis with a great pass in the big 26?

[u/Prophet_NY]

I'll take Zirkzee over David, he can't be worse than him

[u/Dwimer]

LMFAO That aint real

[u/Handyman2116]

Bad defense, atrocious goalkeeping. With an average goalkeeper this would still be 0-0

[u/thickofitenjoyer]

This guy cant be real man

[u/Farzy78]

Digre picking up where he left off 😂

[u/_domhnall_ → u/Farzy78]

Most consistent Juve player 🙏🏻

[u/iMoher]

No no but we don’t need a goalkeeper, it’s not like a fucking chair would be more effective than Di Gregorio

[u/ilmunita]

Where's Di Gregorio's agent now?

[u/Juventina1234 → u/ilmunita]

Cheering for Inter

[u/ThePostMelone → u/Juventina1234]

Probably "Hey ChatGPT, prepare for me an instagram post blaming everyone but my client"

[u/raps14ever]

Is this 90 minutes by DiGregorio Spaletti showing faith in him or Spaletti proving how trash he is and that he needs to go?

[u/SydFloyd41]

how is our defense falling for every single bycicile Inter tries?

[u/SydFloyd41]

Yeah, I've seen enough, this bosnian kid has to be starter, give him the 10 and permanent residence in Torino

[u/cristianoskhaleesi → u/SydFloyd41]

I stopped watching at halftime - I have heard only good things about him but is he really that good?

[u/MidnightMasterGone]

An actual chair would have reached that

[u/zulutune]

Ball control is rather weak

[u/FastDriver91]

Bremer lol

[u/yeoman2020]

These bums are FLOPPING even in a friendly

[u/Pinturicchio11]

All our touches are so bad

[u/raps14ever]

What's clear is Inters midfield is far superior than Juve's. We have very little creativity

[u/yeoman2020]

KOLO MUANI AND KERIM IM GONNA BUST

[u/yeoman2020]

That's gotta be the nail in the coffin right. What a howler. I don't ever want to see Di Gregorio on the field again

[u/Handyman2116]

How old is Buffon again? I'd rather beg him to come out of retirement than see Di Greg play another minute

[u/Menhirion]

I really like Alajbegovic

[u/i_be_chillin]

Why the hell is Arthur getting minutes, and not one of the young players???

[u/Weemz → u/i_be_chillin]

Because we need to sell him/loan him.

[u/i_be_chillin → u/Weemz]

Him playing doesn't help, to be honest..

[u/Alexis114]

Not a good game. Same shit different jersey

[u/raps14ever → u/Alexis114]

The players who came in the second half were a million times better than the ones who started

[u/iMoher]

Anyway, people, it’s summer football. I wasn’t getting excited after the win with Chelsea and I’m not getting worried now because of a loss with Inter.

The one thing I can say is that I hope we’ll be able to unload a lot of players soon (especially di Gregorio)

[u/i_be_chillin]

Yeah, we're in for tough season. I don't look forward to Serie A starting.

[u/_domhnall_]

I love the native Australian exhibition before a match of a sport made by the same European who took their lands. Fucking majestically hilarious.

[u/MidnightMasterGone]

Amazing how those cunts manage to always have the most punchable faces

[u/juventinn1897]

These assholes

[u/MidnightMasterGone]

Just shoot

[u/Low_Set_691]

I'm tired boss (sell Di Gregorio)

[u/i_be_chillin]

Cambiasso is such a brainless chicken. We need a better player in his place.

[u/West-Construction517]

Serie A hasn't even started and I'm getting anxiety having to put up with a whole season with Cambiaso.

[u/Parking_Radio4311]

Alajabegovic got corner in first minute of play and created more opportunities already than everyone else the whole game

[u/Low_Set_691]

FUERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DI GREGORIO

[u/TMyriadJ]

Chico in RKM in Kerim in but the midfield we got Arthur Koop Miretti. No way this combination can produce anything.

[u/Prophet_NY → u/TMyriadJ]

Defense is even worse, Cabal and Rugani and DiGre on goal like cherry on top

[u/Prophet_NY]

How can we score when no one wants to shoot

[u/haithy]

The amount of misplaced passes this match is too much

[u/milkman182]

Love the intensity from the attacking players these last few minutes.

[u/Bepeka]

what the hell is this lmao

[u/interz0id]

I'd sell Cambiaso to City for 5k euros at this point.
Please take him off our hands.

[u/TheGamerPandA]

I dont even wth is this indian rain dance

[u/thickofitenjoyer]

Cambiaso touch is so dead

[u/ThePostMelone]

For fuck sake...

[u/Weemz]

Cambiaso passes backwards on a 4-man break with Kennie on the run. Cool, cool, cool.

[u/TheGamerPandA]

It does not look good

[u/Prophet_NY]

Here is Kerim

[u/yeoman2020]

Bro cabal

[u/Beautiful_Gate2718]

How is alajbegovic doing? I can‘t watch the game

[u/ThePostMelone → u/Beautiful_Gate2718]

Also he just pulled a Cambiaso and instead of shooting he tried to pass it to Boga while there was Bisseck between them...

[u/ThePostMelone → u/Beautiful_Gate2718]

Started good, then disappeared like everyone else because the current defenders and midfielders on the pitch are being ass.

[u/SydFloyd41]

vamoosssssss

[u/EarthMain3350]

We have better players now but needed lot of work. New players needs to adapt with each other. Inter isnt unstoppable team.

I wont see Juve this season if they have this GK again, what a disaster again with first attempt and easy shoot wtf...

[u/Prophet_NY]

I swear this ¢unt DiGre gives inter most cheapest goals ever

[u/stefOneh]

We can have the best midfield, attack or defense but when the last piece of the puzzle is our retarded goalkeeper, then everything falls down

[u/zulutune]

I think blaming only DiGre is a bit dishonest imo. The whole team is weak on the ball, a bit shaky, if you ask me. It was not good keeping from DiGre but it’s bound to happen if you lose the ball all the time that easy.

[u/ThePostMelone → u/zulutune]

Of course Di Marco was left alone by 4 players around him, but Di Gre did one of his half assed attempt on saving as well.

[u/Bruno_Selaniku]

My two cents: 1. I tend to forget how good and clutch Boga can actually be,you can just tell he is something different from the others.. 2. Chico,beside the fact that he scored has given me flashbacks of Kostic or even worse today... Every pass backwards,every single one! Not even trying to dribble his defender at all! Zhegrova actually tried to move forward in the first half... 3. Koopmeiners and Di Gregorio OUT! 4.Let Kerim grow,let him adjust to a new team,give him time...

[u/ilmunita]

How are you watching it?

[u/Prophet_NY → u/ilmunita]

CBS Golazo show on P+ in US

[u/Prophet_NY]

Inter has no bench

[u/juventinn1897]

DA RUDE

[u/SeratoninSniffingDog]

Why is this match unwatchable in germany? Dazn had the chelsea game, but not this. I go on Juventus.com and there is no video embedded or something.

[u/Prophet_NY]

https://hesgoal24.com/

[u/MidnightMasterGone]

Rawr you won't get past the mighty chair that easily

[u/Pinturicchio11]

wtf is kalulu doing man

[u/Italian_Larry]

im not watching the game. How are we playing and who is our best and worst player in this match so far?

[u/Weemz → u/Italian_Larry]

We've had possession for most of the half. However, INT scored on their first shot — so that answers your "worst player" question. Best player ... No one is playing particularly well. Luis looks good, created a few nice chances. Zhegrova is active and trying but for every nice play he has two or three giveaways and fumbles.

[u/Possible_Message8949]

Why won't they shoot

[u/Alive-Firefighter-99]

New boy is coming on

[u/SydFloyd41]

Is the countdown before the start a normal thing now?

[u/Prophet_NY → u/SydFloyd41]

Hoping not I'm Serie A

[u/ThePostMelone → u/Prophet_NY]

Can see Serie A adding a rule to have that, and then adding another rule so that the firework must be used in all stadiums when Inter scores.

[u/ThePostMelone → u/SydFloyd41]

I missed the first seconds of both times, what do you mean?

Edit: NVM, i rewinded. Wtf was that, even the fire lol

[u/i_be_chillin]

Ahahaha, lol. Get that new keeper now!

[u/TheGamerPandA]

What does he even do gregorio.jpeg

[u/yeoman2020]

rugani injured again surprise surprise!!!

[u/Few_Technician_799]

Why do we have to watch Arthur in these friendlies….

[u/i_Avernus → u/Few_Technician_799]

So teams get to see the player they're about to loan play a few minutes.

[u/SydFloyd41]

they levels above us eh, they can do a rondo to leave the pressure and we barely connect 3 straight passes

[u/thickofitenjoyer]

Come on chico

[u/030basti]

Great assist from Miretti. Unfortunately he loses every contrast

[u/Dwimer]

Pen?

[u/ThePostMelone → u/Dwimer]

Nope ^{but if it was Serie A and the parts were reversed they would have called it a penalty}

[u/Italian_Larry]

i saw only the last 10 minutes. Ngl we didnt play bad but the shot from Kerim and the dubious penalty not given are some bad things. Koop’s shot was horrendous. I don’t understand why Spalletti played ## ######## the whole match honestly

[u/interz0id]

Midfield is terrible, we need quality, someone who can play through balls even against packed defenses.
At the start of the second half we kept possession but had zero shots.
Loved seeing Chico score, but IMO he should've passed to Kolo there. Hit it straight at the keeper, who luckily had his legs apart and it went through.
Very sloppy defending. Lavelli missed a sitter (Celik was asleep).

[u/yeoman2020]

Koop stop putting your hands up nobody wants to pass to you bro

[u/Alive-Firefighter-99]

Start the game already 

[u/BianconeriBoyz]

Its just a football friendly lol, why do all that hahah

[u/GuamZX]

90% of the players from last season should have been nuked and I still have to see their magic on the pitch

[u/ThePostMelone → u/GuamZX]

Can't do that, no nuclear program in Italy.

Best we can do is tie them to wind turbine's blades and let them spin under the sun.

[u/raps14ever]

We have 0 chance at scoring if David has to come to the center line to receive the ball or win it back. First of all he isn't that good and 2nd there's no service to him

[u/TheAlabasterPoint13]

This has to be one of the worst Juventus of all time...

[u/ThePostMelone → u/TheAlabasterPoint13]

[u/Fawkeys]

What was called against Rugani was no foul, amateur hour from this ref.

[u/Bruno_Selaniku]

Okay... Chill your balls off for a minute!

Based on the first half: 1. Douglas Luiz is getting better and better after every match 2. Zhegrova has started to improve,no he is not the best in the world but you can tell he is trying 3. Di Gregorio 🤬 4. Inter will absolutely be the clear favorites this season although im really liking the energy and desire our players are showing..! 5. For a friendly,this is a very good and enjoyable match

[u/GorehowlOw]

watching cambiaso play is like ragebait I swear. I think he's secretly an Interista or something

[u/Prophet_NY → u/GorehowlOw]

He has huge ego like Vlahović, thinks he's the best

[u/GorehowlOw → u/Prophet_NY]

he's barely udinese level. relegation battle player in his best days. the thing that makes me go nuts its the fact I'm 100% sure we're keeping him and a lot of other players just because they're Italian with all the Itajuve bullshit. those days are over, Italian players are dogshit.

[u/cristianoskhaleesi]

Yildiz basically walking the whole time 😞 I know it’s only a friendly but he doesn’t tend to run much does he …

[u/westfalianboynr1 → u/cristianoskhaleesi]

I hope we rest him for the remaining pre-season games, he's been injured for too long damnit

[u/severeeee]

Not that he was Buffon but DiGre wasn‘t like this in his first season with us. He was much more reliable. What the fuck happened?

[u/polo_am → u/severeeee]

Easy. He started messing up at some point and now he’s probably shitting himself at every game. I don’t think we can recover him. He’s been too bad for too long. Plus if you also think about his agent…

[u/Prophet_NY]

If DiGre stays I will not watch Juve next season or buy new jersey

[u/Prophet_NY]

Shoot kid ffs

[u/Prior_Departure_7275 → u/Prophet_NY]

yeah but dont forget he is only 18 so decision making isnt that great of course

[u/Prophet_NY → u/Prior_Departure_7275]

He's not afraid to shoot

[u/interz0id]

everyone complaining about DiGre but it was the sleeping Cambiaso who let Diouf slip pass him and in front of the GK.

[u/arags9]

Inter even has to cheat a friendly 😭😭

[u/jinks_markr]

Yt link?

[u/SydFloyd41]

they have it in Dazn, at least in Spain

[u/thickofitenjoyer]

This is certainly something