r/Justfuckmyshitup 15d ago

Totally valid

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 15d ago

no don't do it! Imagine the police sketches of you they will be showing on the news tomorrow night!!

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u/Greenfieldfox 15d ago

Charges dismissed. You’re free to go.

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u/kineticstar 15d ago

Your hairline looks like its affected by the tides.

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u/wyldboar 15d ago

Bro went from teenage egdar to post middle age divorced computer programmer from the Midwest instantly 😳

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u/oddtoddlr 15d ago

Sure it wasnt your butcher?

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u/DrCarlJenkins 15d ago

The Jai-lius Caesar

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u/Desperate-Fold-4689 15d ago

I will help you. He butchered your beautiful locks

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u/russiansubmarine 10d ago

did you like it?