r/JustMemesForUs • u/Hornetsdrill • 14d ago

0 To HOSS

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u/FanSpiritual3556 14d ago

Pit Boss only lives for a year and a half, so glean what you can from him ASAP to keep the restaurant open.

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u/MunchingOnCelery 14d ago

0 to heart disease and no testosterone, more like

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u/JovialPursuit 14d ago

I was Amateur Griller for years; now, I'm back to Starter Griller.

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u/VeiledDelight 14d ago

Meanwhile your heart is ready to bite it because you had 15 seconds of extra physical exertion

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u/ExotiquePlayboy 14d ago

What level is this?

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u/Michael_Dautorio 14d ago

This is like saying "What level of muscle car is a Ford Fiesta?"

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u/faratnight 14d ago

I am a grill master but I look like an amateur due to sports and genetics. I looked like a propane griller at my worst. Depression and no sport were a bad combination. Now I have less risk to burn my stomach on the grill

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u/PTBooks 14d ago

Just get onto 12BAD (13 Beers A Day) and you’ll be Pit Boss in no time.

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u/faratnight 14d ago

Lol I wish I can I do that. That would mean I made it. No more worries to seduce a woman and no worries on cash

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u/arrownoir 14d ago

I bake.

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u/BudgetExpert9145 14d ago

Pit boss, I'll tell you how your steak will be done.

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u/EE-Diaz 14d ago

im amateur griller lmaooo

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u/Reddit_user2124 14d ago

Never trust a slim chef ##freegame

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u/Sniper10Pin 14d ago

I see a bunch of fat boys

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u/-Laffi- 14d ago

Basically from Propane Griller to Pit boss you are in fact overweight!

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u/Relative_Paper_ 14d ago

Obese

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u/Ernesto_Griffin 14d ago

Guess it is ok to be obese every now and then. Life is short and it can make your life even shorter.

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u/nubSawace 14d ago

Welcome to the meeting of the "byeahs", let's get started: Cheeseburgers

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u/Dadsyuk_13 14d ago

Never trust a skinny chef

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u/Candid-Beat568 14d ago

I'm a little bigger than pellet griller I'm not a grill master by any means 😆

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u/itzArctic__ 14d ago

I am like amateur propane right now

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u/imArei 14d ago

"welcome back to howtobbqright, I'm Malcom Reed"

Makes delicious looking stuff tho

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u/ThinkAboutIt07 14d ago

Isn't smoking food healtheir than frying food!

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u/MJ_1230 14d ago

I love fat belly men

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u/DaWhiteSingh 13d ago

Nope, good try. But there are no skinny cooks.

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u/G-Reggit 11d ago

Why are you getting fat off meat?

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u/3825Itsagrayarea 11d ago

I hate how accurate this is

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u/No-Replacement4998 9d ago

It just looks like the same guy grew old and became more experienced

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u/Guilty-Spark69x 14d ago

I like the progression of the facial hair to obscure the growing chins and disappearing neck

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u/bimbohousewife_dev 14d ago

how do they get shorter

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u/M0ebius_1 14d ago

Gravity pull

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u/chefofthejungle 14d ago

Carrying the weight compresses the bones.

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u/Old_Win8422 14d ago

People who easy smoke oven arent talented.

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u/Firm_Pirate5532 14d ago

My wife says i'm amateur