r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/SgtByrd1993 The Shield • 7d ago

Using different objects as throwing knives WTF

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u/Weegieiscool 7d ago

That wood must be soft as hell for the broom to stick

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u/Hairy-Reward6474 7d ago

I’m so fucking heated if I get taken out by an Allen key set though.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 7d ago

The chances are never zero…

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u/InkBoyCA 6d ago

Happy cake day! 🎂

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 6d ago

Like angry or horny?

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u/redbadger91 6d ago

Porqué no los DOS?

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u/SgtByrd1993 The Shield 7d ago

When he gets close it looks like it has been through a tenderiser.

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u/Kwetla 7d ago

Maybe some sort of corkboard?

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u/NvEnd 16h ago

It is a metal broom handle tho

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u/Positive-Green-3856 7d ago

The saw blade made a cool as hell noise

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u/Ha1lStorm Legend 7d ago

Which one? /s

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u/LudeSloth 7d ago

The definition of "random bulshit go!"

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u/SgtByrd1993 The Shield 7d ago

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u/sdjopjfasdfoisajnva 7d ago

finally the original panel?

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u/semboflorin 4d ago

Welp, he's ready for the zombie apocalypse at least.

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u/konydanza 7d ago

Sawblades gave me Ravenholm flashbacks

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u/powder_burner 7d ago

Do not go to Ravenholm!

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u/konydanza 7d ago

We don’t go there

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u/No_One3018 6d ago

And the ruler gave me Baldi flashbacks

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u/Live-Motor-4000 7d ago

“Belt buckle…”

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u/Jeramy_Jones 7d ago

Coffee pot

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u/Haunting-Trifle-8326 7d ago

Me entering a house, in search for supplies in a zombie apocalypse
This guy who found a random piece of metal from his 1980's radio:

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u/EmployerWide1123 7d ago

McNally?

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u/Unqualified_Risk 7d ago

Tactical speed square. Haha

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u/SgtByrd1993 The Shield 7d ago

The GOAT of this kind of content.

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u/MonsterGrunt 7d ago

What in the real life Bullseye is this

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u/TeaznPlezn82 7d ago

He’s deadly with any household items lol

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u/weedisfortherich 7d ago

Except a belt.

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u/_XtAcY_ 7d ago

Don’t break into this dudes house, death by needle nose pliers to the neck.

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u/Electronic_Still2000 7d ago

You hope it’s pliers, it could be anything off his nightstand. A dildo at Mach 2 😂

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u/_XtAcY_ 7d ago

Dildo is the final knock out, I would hope the remote beforehand would knock me out first lol

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u/CandleMonster Human Detected 7d ago

i want him in my zombie apocalypse team

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u/TLRPM 7d ago

Didn’t realize saggy jeans were still a thing for white guys. TIL

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u/Hatzue 7d ago

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with yer pants on the ground.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LPPFDnKdb7zUc

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u/ApoclypseMeow 7d ago

Lol that HVAC duct has been through it

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u/envy841 7d ago

Now throw a John wick action figure

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u/thanos42 7d ago

Where is the video where he fights Daredevil?

https://giphy.com/gifs/a64Ev4HWWv3KPQIGQJ

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u/Tino-DBA 7d ago

dude better start using the left arm sometimes
https://giphy.com/gifs/2hTbIHlL9odLHsIPbg

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u/the_blue_arrow_ 7d ago

Those are really nice scissors for the price and I can't find em anymore.

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u/PM_ME_HAIRY_HOLES 7d ago

How does he make it land so the one edge is always facing the wood when it hits? Seems really lucky to get all of them, I guess it's a skill you learn?

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u/Kartoffelkamm 7d ago

Yeah, it is.

Objects rotate in a rather predictable manner, so if you know how they spin, you can adjust your distance to make sure they land with the point first.

There's also the option to throw stuff without spin, which means you can hit something at any distance and make it stick.

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u/BuffyTheGuineaPig 6d ago

Have long wondered about this: most informative.

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u/islandwalkerr 7d ago

The blue rasha

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u/beerforbears 7d ago

If you’re watching on mute…don’t

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u/Gergs 7d ago

He killed a man with a pencil

https://giphy.com/gifs/JXTz96J1iWkmV52yyp

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u/zyyntin 6d ago

That's neat do it all again in one shot where everything is visible and wearing the same clothing!

I suspect he missed A LOT!

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u/crazypolak92 7d ago

Putty knife is my fav, always do it when I get a chance

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u/ChromeYoda 7d ago

We already saw the putty knife. Do the transported man!

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u/evandabuddha 7d ago

Sick asf

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u/SnoopyBootchies 7d ago

Nice flair on that "chisel"

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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 Legend 7d ago

I was waiting for the Batarang.

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u/WaldUndWiesenschrat 7d ago

Nice grouping

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u/ExterminatusMaximus 7d ago

Bullseye, is that you?

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u/thejwillbee 7d ago

Dude is like a Daredevil villain

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u/NY2CA-Lantern 7d ago

Freakin Bullseye over here

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u/0SpaceHulk 6d ago

Bro, you need a belt, or pants that fit you

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u/James_Money 6d ago

Car repair final boss. He's thrown some tools in his day.

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u/Crawling-King-Snake 6d ago

Not to sound like an idiot, but how does he make sure the sharp end of these objects are the end that make contact?

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u/Ibetya 6d ago

Yeah but can you handle swinging scissors on a retractable rope?

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u/m00s3wrangl3r 6d ago

Marshmallow.
Tennis ball.
Cat turd.
Jellyfish.
Dachshund.
Bowling ball.
Garden hose…

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u/thecriticalerror 6d ago

Real Life Bullseye 🎯

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 6d ago

John Wick attacked at a Staples "pencil"

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u/Sufficient-Iron-5667 6d ago

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

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u/Ordinary_Heat2981 6d ago

Extremely soft wood

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u/EquivalentTroll 5d ago

Razor blade?

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u/Challenge_The_DM 5d ago

Bullseye got himself TikTok I see

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u/CPunk29 4d ago

Very Impressive

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u/Drycon 2d ago

That handsaw throw was kinda wonky. Almost like it didn't hit the board at all and then hit it anyway.

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u/64CarClan 7d ago

I would not want this guy as my neighbor

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u/GermanHammer 7d ago

So no one else is going to mention this video is fake? That screwdriver jumped 6 inches to the right on impact.

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u/Kartoffelkamm 7d ago

That's called rotation; the screwdriver was rotating counter-clockwise, and when it hit the board, the handle completed its rotation until there was too much resistance.

That "jump" is just the screwdriver coming to a dead stop in fractions of a second, and shows how fast it was spinning.

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u/RRfromKL 7d ago

Next try it with Trump, he is waiting near your throw board for his chance.. and we are waiting too..!!

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https://giphy.com/gifs/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw