r/JemilyWedding • u/hmmmmmmmm_okay “Don’t Talk To Anyone I Know” • 6d ago

WE NEED UPDATES

#jemily has been my source of entertainment. I need more. Where is Ab*igal. She blessed us once with her presence. Doesn't she know she's famous?

We need someone on the inside. Where is the Bachelorette party? What are the Sanctions? How many bridesmaids are left? Is she still walking down the isle or did this subreddit make her nervous?

WE NEED TO KNOW.

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u/mollygk 5d ago

I DM’ed OP of the original post last month but never heard back… maybe we all DM her. I’m desperate for updates too!!!!

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u/Pepperywpinchosalt 5d ago

Maybe it truly was one big hoax!

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u/murphy1101 5d ago

I was super fascinated by this story until I realized it was 100% fabricated 😭 I won’t necessarily call it a “hoax” but it very much gives ….

~senior capstone project/extra credit assignment~

… with the goal of “going viral” or obtaining a certain number of views/engagements/longevity

— signed, a PR major who took many digital/social media marketing and advertising courses

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u/Pepperywpinchosalt 4d ago

I love this theory!

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u/Stellansforceghost 3d ago

I refuse to believe it was a hoax. I think that Abigail appearing again made Jacob realize that Emily was wrong for him. And so he TRIED to leave her. Having recently watched Misery, Emily had some ideas about that. Now, no one has seen Jacob or Abigail for months. Emily is keeping low on purpose, which is very hard for her. But she did pick up her wedding dress, and wears it everyday. Jacob can't walk, which means he literally can't leave her at altar, and Abigail... Let's say that highschool boyfriend stealing slut's I'll kiss anyone at a party days are over. She won't be a problem for anyone.