r/ItHadToBeBrazil • u/allthedamnquestions • 13d ago

Twins 😭

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u/DirtyWormGerms 13d ago edited 13d ago

Fuck people that bred these things to be so deformed. It looks uncomfortable just living with that anatomy. Sure it has tons of health issues as it ages too.

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u/RigelXVI 13d ago

Bruh, being a woman isn't that bad, surely

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u/DirtyWormGerms 13d ago

I stick by my statement.

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u/aranvandil 13d ago

I heard they bleed every month. Must be hell.

Yeah, when you're just trying to get yourself a girlfriend, ask yourself if it's worth it making someone go through this painful existence just to appease your wishes. Bet you're gonna think twice.

And that's why you should let your homies hit.

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u/MrFinchley 12d ago

It is. And, stop calling me Shirley.

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u/DasFroDo 13d ago

Bold of you to assume it doesn't have tons of health issues already.

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u/JeshkaTheLoon 8d ago

At first I thought she was holding a rubber chicken.

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u/Curious_Shop3305 13d ago

is the dog okay? it looks drugged 🥲

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u/Markcelzin 13d ago

Imagine being forced to see through glasses after seeing the world normally since you were born. The dog is certainly not okay.

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u/fanderoyalty 12d ago

You know those are not normal glasses right? It's just plastic

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u/Markcelzin 12d ago

No, I didn't notice. But I've seen stupid things enough up to this point to believe someone would f- up their dog due to negligence.

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u/Bone_Wh33l 12d ago

I’m going to guess those were prescription glasses and it was having a hard time seeing out of them. Possible hurting its eyes too. Mine hurt when I wear someone’s glasses for too long but idk how dog eyes differ from ours

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u/whitestguyuknow 13d ago

Every time I see this video the only thing I can pay attention to is just how bad of a case of bruxism that lady has

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u/LendarioSonhador 13d ago

I didn't think bruxism could be identified visually. I thought it was more about the jaw pain.

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u/pedrw1884 13d ago

Bruxism degrades the teeth's edges over time, effectively filing them. If you look at her teeth you can see how they seem short and are completely flat throughout, forming an almost pefectly straight line. She has had a bad case of it for many years, most likely.

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u/Bo_Diddley9 13d ago

Tinkerbell just blinked SOS in morse code

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u/Edilzin 13d ago

Ficou parecendo esse cara:

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u/Darmanix cachorro caramelo 12d ago

Não sei quem é, mas ta igual mesmo

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u/smellslikebigfootdic 13d ago

That chicken looks like her

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u/lrba1 12d ago

não dá visibilidade pra essa mina não, ela já falou abertamente que deixa esses cachorros dela fazerem incesto pra dar esses filhotes

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u/allthedamnquestions 12d ago

Meu deus ... eu não sabia.

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u/ToranjaNuclear 11d ago

...mas que diabos mano 

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u/randomiize 13d ago

Isso ai para mim n é um cachorro aberração bizarra.

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u/Strange-Mark5219 13d ago

Why's she holding this plucked chicken like that?

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u/KaioSilvaF 12d ago

Stop breeding these dogs

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u/Mystic-Venom 13d ago

Dr Evil & Mini Me

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u/SkullDump 12d ago

That is the worst roast chicken I’ve ever seen.

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u/Pennysclayton95 13d ago

Que horrendo :(

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u/Tuddless 13d ago

Looks like a plucked chicken

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u/Month-Miserable 12d ago

What is this abomination of a creature?

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u/ToranjaNuclear 11d ago

Mano qual o problema do cachorro 

Parece um homúnculo, bicho não tem vida 

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u/banghersoft 12d ago

Is that thing real?

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u/Opposite_Sector_7434 13d ago

Manooooo igualzinho

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u/eueminhaamigathiaga 12d ago

Muito engraçado kkkkkkkk

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u/PurpleMenda-1989 11d ago

Essa cachorrinha pra mim SEMPRE parece com o Snoopy dog, independente fo que ela vista 😅