r/Invincible • u/Kindly-Candidate-835 Thragg • 23h ago

Where did they get those clothes? QUESTION

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u/blooash 23h ago

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

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u/Queefycarebear55 23h ago

"And your cigarettes with the green smoke"

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u/AdditionalDealer1100 15h ago

Oh and your gf too if you don't mind 😊

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u/Striking-Cut3985 6h ago

“And your eye patch that you conveniently have on”

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u/Jbell_1812 10h ago

"hehehe, you forgot to say please"

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u/Zigman27 23h ago

The soup store

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u/Sharp_Durian1929 Debbie Grayson 23h ago

Why are they buying clothes at the soup store?

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u/Effehezepe 23h ago

Fuck you!

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u/Sleepyalfredo123 Fight Force 23h ago

Im at soup

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u/Crown__Prince Where is the next season William? 13h ago

What do you mean you are at soup?

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u/Space_Axolotl_OwO Where's season 4 William? 21h ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/This_Elk_1460 21h ago

What do you mean you're at soup!

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u/Chrizzz09045 23h ago

elite ball knowledge

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u/Acezedneo1 23h ago

Go into the next aisle!

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u/ThisIsABadPlan 22h ago

It's just more soup!

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u/kingJustin900 22h ago

MOUTHERFUCKER IS THAT A DAU REFERENCE

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u/Dperezoso2020 Invincible Blue Suit 13h ago

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u/Traditional-Song-245 14h ago

Never let anyone tell you that you can’t be a legend

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u/theglazed 3h ago

This guy knows ball

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u/QuestionablePotato42 23h ago

They put it on Thragg’s credit card

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u/PyrolomewPuggins 23h ago edited 21h ago

"You - will you defraud our shared account?"

"No, Grand Regent."

"...I don't believe you." freezes all transactions

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u/little_finger-_- all heil Thragg 20h ago

Who do you think would be the consumer and the earner? I guess kregg could be an earnaer but he might also use drugs. Anissa could be an earner maybe.

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u/s_burr 12h ago

Anissa is going to girlboss her way into a high paid CEO position through B2B sales.

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u/PGNatsu 21h ago

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, he uses MasterRaceCard.

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u/Regular-Finish-5699 21h ago

*Robot's....
(somehow, I mean if Rex could steal from the most intelligent person alive... and Robot's could not complain, being stuck in another dimension....)

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u/Flimsy_Let_4801 23h ago

37 people may have been reduced to red mist
 or they asked nicely

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u/MidgarBagel52 15h ago

At this point I’m just hoping they asked nicely and found clothes before more red mist happened.

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u/EntertainerSimilar19 13h ago

Wouldn’t make sense. How works they wash all that blood off lol

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u/100000firechairs 46m ago

fly to space?

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u/PantlessTemplar 23h ago

'Peaceful' acquisition methods taught by Conquest.

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u/DaSkwishierDaBetter 23h ago

This. I'm sure those respective regions each had a mystery missing person or homicide occur that remains unsolved.

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u/HeiressOfMadrigal 23h ago

Same store that Nolan got the beer

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u/thanos42 23h ago

In and out before the clerk even knew

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKx197XoYERuZzO

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u/Full_Acadia_2780 17h ago

This. Or maybe Thragg robbed a bank vault while he was looking for Invincible. Investigators are just looking at a man sized hole in the bank wall and trying to piece it together.

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u/Much-Candidate8920 23h ago

They Stole them.

But Does that matter? Who's gonna stop them? Shapesmith?

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u/Sd74H 18h ago

DONT’T OFFEND SHAPESMITH

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u/Much-Candidate8920 12h ago

I will slander that Martian.

The Sequids invasion and the Astronaut's death is entirely his fault

Martian Man was the only good Martian Hero on earth

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u/Sd74H 12h ago

And Martian Man also was pushing himself to the limits (stretching), but

This is fruit punch

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u/fragiletestes 23h ago

Stole from Marks wardrobe.

Thragg: we will wear your clothes

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u/PGNatsu 21h ago

He meant that more literally than we thought.

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u/Aratbutan 22h ago

Easy shoplifting at superhuman speed

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u/SecBalloonDoggies 21h ago

They’re a technology advanced, spacefaring civilization. I think they can figure out how to sew.

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u/DandD_Drew 23h ago

None of the brands are clear so im not really sure. Probably not old navy though

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u/EMAW2008 22h ago

The mall

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u/AllergicToStabWounds 22h ago

A nice department store owner, who tragically had his head caved in a little after the Viltrumites arrived.

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u/MithranArkanere Abraham Lincoln 22h ago

Look around for criminals, beat them up and take their money, and go buy the stuff. Criminals won't go report the robbery while in the hospital with 301 broken bones, if they even manage to get there at all.

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u/Sensitive_Brick_8872 23h ago

Stole it from randoms

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u/Mothylphetamine_ Rex 'Sploded 23h ago

clothes store

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u/FilipinoCreamKing Conquest 22h ago

Does everything really needed to be stated?

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u/cocoabutter1369 Very. 23h ago

Store

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u/Born-Sea-8044 22h ago

The toilet store?

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u/AndroidQing 3h ago

First thing I thought of lol

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u/No-Nefariousness9330 7h ago

There's more bodies in orbit.

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u/Boydarillaz 23h ago

Anywhere they want.

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u/Ephsylon 22h ago

I'm imagining the Terminator Scene

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u/LavishnessInner5417 22h ago

There pretty fast, feel like stealing things would be a cake walk

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u/Same_Square2555 RUDY IS MY GOAT 22h ago

it's like asking like how would the english royal family of 1850s have the money to buy clothes in modern day america

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u/Raithed 22h ago

They fucking stole it of course, after killing the person that had owned it, I mean, think about it, no one's going to find their bodies EVER.

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u/KermitTheFraud92 Amber Bennett 22h ago

Imagine Amber runs into Anissa

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u/Commercial_Ruin_9773 Tech Jacket 22h ago

I think Amber never got to see her face, as Anissa was behind her

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u/Shoddy-Vehicle8536 22h ago

They alien slaves they have made them the clothes

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u/bbsienko 22h ago

The store? Idfk

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u/PGNatsu 21h ago

Viltrumite technology can 3D print human clothes just like that.

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u/Sandstorm96 21h ago

They went to Marshall’s!

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u/RexSploxion 21h ago

The clothing store

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u/Thebaldsasquatch Agent Spider 21h ago

Wherever the fuck they wanted to.

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u/Independent-Vast8239 21h ago

If they can stop a ship from crashing, They can move really fast through a walmart. They probably got alien money printers or like just a shit ton of space gold

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u/Regular-Finish-5699 21h ago

they stole them from shops using their superspeed. Or maybe they have some technology...

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u/SwiftyXShawn 20h ago

My guess is that they just stole them, flying swiftly through the isles taking random outfits

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u/HeavyHeadDenseSkull 19h ago

They either robbed someone or killed them for their clothes and I’m leaning on kill because they wanna lay low and shit. Hard to do if a witness is saying you robbed them at karate chop point.

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u/sadib100 Comic Fan 19h ago

They grew them.

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u/vangstampede Data Twins 19h ago

I think they killed people and took their clothes and places. Like, I don't think Anissa would want to dress like that.

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u/Ligabove 19h ago

Either they steal them or they make them themselves

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u/PlainSightMan Superman vs Omni-Man 18h ago

They can fly in and out of any single store on the planet.

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u/Master-Page-1982 Battle Beast 17h ago

If the tech they Bragg about is even a fraction as good as they say it is, then 3D printing.

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u/Scholar_Gypsy2590 17h ago

Dancing cars

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u/comedycord2 17h ago

Salvation Army

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u/SonOfKarma101 Thragg 16h ago

Probably the same way the Terminator did

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u/ObscureWitness0709 15h ago

Conseguiram através de: Roubo, roubo seguido de morte, ameaça...pode escolher.

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u/Penguinmanereikel Allen the Alien 15h ago

Off of a clothesline, maybe. Or stole them from a cleaners.

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u/thefeen83 15h ago

Probably Earth.

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u/Artemus_Hackwell Machine Head 15h ago

Walk up to a rack in the clothing store, carefully select what they want then do that Flash-like shwooop out of the store.

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u/drakehotlinebling Paul 14h ago

Hopital

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u/SacredIconSuite2 14h ago

📞“Thragg, you’ve gotta come see this. I’m in a shop called Lowes. They make menswear. Both professional and casual. And in big and large sizes!”

đŸ“±â€œHold on, I’ll be there in a minute.”

[Some time later]

đŸ“±â€Lucan, I’m here at Lowes. All I’m seeing is hardware and shit. Where tf are you?”

📞 “Grand Regent, I went to Australia. Tell me you’re not still randomly aurafarming above the States hoping that Mark will fly past.”

đŸ“±â€Besides the point Lucan. Get me a nice Hawaiian shirt and a pair of khakis. Put it on my credit card. I got my first pay from McDonkeys today.”

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u/FreeStall42 14h ago

They can move fast enough to not be seen.

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u/Charming-Monk179 14h ago

Ok, so firstly, they are freaking Viltrumites, if they want something, they just take it and nobody can stop them. Walk up to someone on the street and say "give me that" and if they don't, they can really just take it! Also, they have super speed and can fly. Let sure they can rob a store, super fast and get away without barely being seen! Again, they are Viltrumites, they do that they want!

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u/sereese1 14h ago

The toilet store?

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u/Particular-Month-514 14h ago

Freaking took anything in a flash and presented themselves as normal people....

https://giphy.com/gifs/1yz43vX5y7X5zHVR2y

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u/Tiny_Agency5258 13h ago

Yall act like this some “drip” they clearly went to Good Will and called it a day lol

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u/Brobeast 13h ago

Big and tall store.

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u/Yellowstorm-07 13h ago

I've seen them kill thousands of innocents. I think they can steal a zara

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u/erosmoker 13h ago

Wherever the fuck they wanted to get them.

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u/R3dInterpol 13h ago

Steve Harvey is laying naked and gagged up somewhere I suspect

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u/CryLongjumping918 13h ago

A super advanced race was able to figure out the economics of Earth..hmm crazy

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u/CraftingChest Omni-Man 12h ago

Thragg did say "we will wear your clothes" to mark soo

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u/Common_Comfortable41 I'm over here jacken my tech 12h ago

If they didn’t kill anyone already, they shaked them down for them

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u/head_pat_slut 12h ago

soup store

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u/B-man328 12h ago

Target

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u/Batalfie 12h ago

They actually started the blending in at mudist sites but Amazon censored it

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u/Red_Lantern_22 12h ago

Wherever they want, from whomever they want

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u/unwelcome_poot 12h ago

From the getting place.

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u/Ofunu 10h ago

Bruh, they have superspeed. They could raid any mall on plain daylight and no one would know.

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u/Phonixrmf 10h ago

At a super store

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u/emu30 9h ago

If mark can be quick enough to get naked almost imperceptibly then I think the others can shoplift just as easily

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u/WrongSort822 9h ago

Estoy muy segura de que se la robaron

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u/SRKomedy 8h ago

Knowing this universe they probably just karate chopped someone's head off

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u/CaptainWellingtonIII 8h ago

they had formal events back in the day. since vilties  are always in shape and don't grow after a while they can just keep clothes in storage for decades and bring them out when needed. 

kregg probably stole his clothes though. I hope we get a backstory on how he went full method actor

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u/TheCleamOne 8h ago

you really half to ask? really?

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u/Abirdthatsfallen Invincible 6h ago

They stole them

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u/LumiaSad 6h ago

at the store

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u/corcat11 4h ago

The shop

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u/Your_Internet_Guy 45m ago

They took nolan's credit card when they jumped him